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Saw two white guys walking around with sun umbrellas today

im glad this is finally catching on. its retarded there's an...
zombie-like boyish hominid native
  07/17/25
this is just a signal for "open to azn pussy advances&q...
Passionate garrison
  07/17/25
this was in san fran where i dont think that needs to be exp...
zombie-like boyish hominid native
  07/17/25
obviously, but why the umbrellas?
Violet Fighting Legal Warrant
  07/17/25
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zombie-like boyish hominid native
  07/17/25
(faggy umbrella tp)
Odious Menage
  07/17/25
it's a shame there's no sun protection for men that isn't se...
zombie-like boyish hominid native
  07/17/25
I have Hair
Odious Menage
  07/17/25
sick brag bro also umbrellas are superior because they co...
zombie-like boyish hominid native
  07/17/25
(Ashy Larry)
Odious Menage
  07/17/25
What the fuck are you babbling about? Wear a hat sunglasses ...
purple striped hyena gas station
  07/17/25
some us have jobs where you cant dress like a fisherman or c...
zombie-like boyish hominid native
  07/17/25
Stfu you disgusting queer
purple striped hyena gas station
  07/17/25
heading to a big meeting in a sunshirt and carhartt bucket h...
zombie-like boyish hominid native
  07/17/25
180
disturbing locus useless brakes
  07/17/25
despite being a pale potato nigger i suppose you don't need ...
zombie-like boyish hominid native
  07/17/25
stop sniffing my White balls, faggot
disturbing locus useless brakes
  07/17/25
is that what that poor child said before you molested him yo...
zombie-like boyish hominid native
  07/17/25
weird thing to lie about but I guess it makes sense since yo...
disturbing locus useless brakes
  07/17/25
...
Startled Lemon Love Of Her Life Base
  07/17/25
...
Dashing rusted cruise ship
  07/17/25
put on one of your black suits and you'll be fine
Startled Lemon Love Of Her Life Base
  07/17/25
https://static5.depositphotos.com/1030113/414/i/950/depositp...
180 smoky brethren digit ratio
  07/17/25
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Odious Menage
  07/17/25
i wear a navy searsucker when i have to suit up in the summe...
zombie-like boyish hominid native
  07/17/25
are you a shirt in the pool guy
Passionate garrison
  07/17/25
no way but i stay under a beach umbrella or whatever the sha...
zombie-like boyish hominid native
  07/17/25
My boyfriends and I strut around with lacy parasols when we'...
naked jet hall
  07/17/25
...
big frisky range death wish
  07/17/25
awesome!
zombie-like boyish hominid native
  07/17/25
i'm alright with this on occasion. the UV index was terrible...
Diverse temple codepig
  07/17/25
They are called parasols. Umbrellas are for the rain.
Dashing rusted cruise ship
  07/17/25
my family always just calls them umbrellas in english
zombie-like boyish hominid native
  07/17/25


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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: zombie-like boyish hominid native

im glad this is finally catching on. its retarded there's any stigma at all for something as common sense as this that most of the world already does. uv index ks out of control yet balding birdshits would rather get skin cancer than cover their head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109283)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Passionate garrison

this is just a signal for "open to azn pussy advances"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109305)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: zombie-like boyish hominid native

this was in san fran where i dont think that needs to be explictily signaled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109338)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Violet Fighting Legal Warrant

obviously, but why the umbrellas?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109498)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: zombie-like boyish hominid native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109514)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: Odious Menage

(faggy umbrella tp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109358)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: zombie-like boyish hominid native

it's a shame there's no sun protection for men that isn't seen as gay. everyone used to wear brimmed hats because of this. it wasn't purely for looks. unless you can pull off a cowboy hat, any fedora or panama hat comes across as foppish.

i didn't think umbrellas would see adoption before hats. i guess it's the asianification of the us. wasnt long ago that sushi and curry were seen as weird and kinda gay.

anyway, im just glad i have a reason to feel less insecure about my umbrella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109399)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Odious Menage

I have Hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109408)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: zombie-like boyish hominid native

sick brag bro

also umbrellas are superior because they cover your arms too. i have a skincare routine and the sun can ruin it or just be uncomfortable. especially if im using a skin peel or something with bleaching agents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109424)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: Odious Menage

(Ashy Larry)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109441)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: purple striped hyena gas station

What the fuck are you babbling about? Wear a hat sunglasses and a long sleeve shirt if you have to you stupid fucking faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109417)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: zombie-like boyish hominid native

some us have jobs where you cant dress like a fisherman or construction worker, xleetus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109431)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:07 PM
Author: purple striped hyena gas station

Stfu you disgusting queer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109436)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: zombie-like boyish hominid native

heading to a big meeting in a sunshirt and carhartt bucket hat? get fucked hick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109459)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:07 PM
Author: disturbing locus useless brakes

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109434)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: zombie-like boyish hominid native

despite being a pale potato nigger i suppose you don't need sun protection if you never leave the house lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109460)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:20 PM
Author: disturbing locus useless brakes

stop sniffing my White balls, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109468)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: zombie-like boyish hominid native

is that what that poor child said before you molested him you literal irl sex offender?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109481)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: disturbing locus useless brakes

weird thing to lie about but I guess it makes sense since you team up with trannies to groom kids on discord

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109533)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Startled Lemon Love Of Her Life Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109461)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: Dashing rusted cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109463)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Startled Lemon Love Of Her Life Base

put on one of your black suits and you'll be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109462)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: 180 smoky brethren digit ratio

https://static5.depositphotos.com/1030113/414/i/950/depositphotos_4140836-stock-photo-man-with-colorful-umbrella.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109483)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Odious Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109495)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: zombie-like boyish hominid native

i wear a navy searsucker when i have to suit up in the summer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109496)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:20 PM
Author: Passionate garrison

are you a shirt in the pool guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109467)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: zombie-like boyish hominid native

no way but i stay under a beach umbrella or whatever the shade provider is when im not in the pool.

why are patio umbrellas ok but not walking around umbrellas?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109479)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: naked jet hall

My boyfriends and I strut around with lacy parasols when we're out daytime sarging

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109474)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: big frisky range death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109542)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: zombie-like boyish hominid native

awesome!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109760)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Diverse temple codepig

i'm alright with this on occasion. the UV index was terrible this year and if you live in a sunny state you don't ever want to double up on sunburn days. if it's just a single block color and not a lacy panty pattern it's completely fine

sunscreen is vile and unnatural and really should only be worn a few times a year and probably only when you're on a boat or out hiking

i like those chink rice paddy hats but they are completely impractical. i would legit wear a sombrero sometimes and also use it to siesta in public parks if it wasn't de facto illegal to do so now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109781)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: Dashing rusted cruise ship

They are called parasols. Umbrellas are for the rain.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49110078)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: zombie-like boyish hominid native

my family always just calls them umbrellas in english

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49110172)