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Saw two white guys walking around with sun umbrellas today

im glad this is finally catching on. its retarded there's an...
Marvelous house-broken goal in life
  07/17/25
this is just a signal for "open to azn pussy advances&q...
hairless casino deer antler
  07/17/25
this was in san fran where i dont think that needs to be exp...
Marvelous house-broken goal in life
  07/17/25
obviously, but why the umbrellas?
thriller french messiness
  07/17/25
...
Marvelous house-broken goal in life
  07/17/25
(faggy umbrella tp)
poppy theatre
  07/17/25
it's a shame there's no sun protection for men that isn't se...
Marvelous house-broken goal in life
  07/17/25
I have Hair
poppy theatre
  07/17/25
sick brag bro also umbrellas are superior because they co...
Marvelous house-broken goal in life
  07/17/25
(Ashy Larry)
poppy theatre
  07/17/25
What the fuck are you babbling about? Wear a hat sunglasses ...
Big-titted snowy electric furnace famous landscape painting
  07/17/25
some us have jobs where you cant dress like a fisherman or c...
Marvelous house-broken goal in life
  07/17/25
Stfu you disgusting queer
Big-titted snowy electric furnace famous landscape painting
  07/17/25
heading to a big meeting in a sunshirt and carhartt bucket h...
Marvelous house-broken goal in life
  07/17/25
180
plum sneaky criminal
  07/17/25
despite being a pale potato nigger i suppose you don't need ...
Marvelous house-broken goal in life
  07/17/25
stop sniffing my White balls, faggot
plum sneaky criminal
  07/17/25
is that what that poor child said before you molested him yo...
Marvelous house-broken goal in life
  07/17/25
weird thing to lie about but I guess it makes sense since yo...
plum sneaky criminal
  07/17/25
...
curious adulterous ladyboy bawdyhouse
  07/17/25
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comical property persian
  07/17/25
put on one of your black suits and you'll be fine
curious adulterous ladyboy bawdyhouse
  07/17/25
https://static5.depositphotos.com/1030113/414/i/950/depositp...
Aphrodisiac cobalt market patrolman
  07/17/25
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poppy theatre
  07/17/25
i wear a navy searsucker when i have to suit up in the summe...
Marvelous house-broken goal in life
  07/17/25
are you a shirt in the pool guy
hairless casino deer antler
  07/17/25
no way but i stay under a beach umbrella or whatever the sha...
Marvelous house-broken goal in life
  07/17/25
My boyfriends and I strut around with lacy parasols when we'...
Federal incel ticket booth
  07/17/25
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Purple kitty cat
  07/17/25
awesome!
Marvelous house-broken goal in life
  07/17/25
i'm alright with this on occasion. the UV index was terrible...
twinkling hunting ground turdskin
  07/17/25
They are called parasols. Umbrellas are for the rain.
comical property persian
  07/17/25
my family always just calls them umbrellas in english
Marvelous house-broken goal in life
  07/17/25


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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Marvelous house-broken goal in life

im glad this is finally catching on. its retarded there's any stigma at all for something as common sense as this that most of the world already does. uv index ks out of control yet balding birdshits would rather get skin cancer than cover their head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109283)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: hairless casino deer antler

this is just a signal for "open to azn pussy advances"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109305)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: Marvelous house-broken goal in life

this was in san fran where i dont think that needs to be explictily signaled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109338)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: thriller french messiness

obviously, but why the umbrellas?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109498)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: Marvelous house-broken goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109514)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: poppy theatre

(faggy umbrella tp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109358)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Marvelous house-broken goal in life

it's a shame there's no sun protection for men that isn't seen as gay. everyone used to wear brimmed hats because of this. it wasn't purely for looks. unless you can pull off a cowboy hat, any fedora or panama hat comes across as foppish.

i didn't think umbrellas would see adoption before hats. i guess it's the asianification of the us. wasnt long ago that sushi and curry were seen as weird and kinda gay.

anyway, im just glad i have a reason to feel less insecure about my umbrella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109399)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: poppy theatre

I have Hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109408)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Marvelous house-broken goal in life

sick brag bro

also umbrellas are superior because they cover your arms too. i have a skincare routine and the sun can ruin it or just be uncomfortable. especially if im using a skin peel or something with bleaching agents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109424)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: poppy theatre

(Ashy Larry)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109441)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Big-titted snowy electric furnace famous landscape painting

What the fuck are you babbling about? Wear a hat sunglasses and a long sleeve shirt if you have to you stupid fucking faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109417)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Marvelous house-broken goal in life

some us have jobs where you cant dress like a fisherman or construction worker, xleetus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109431)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:07 PM
Author: Big-titted snowy electric furnace famous landscape painting

Stfu you disgusting queer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109436)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Marvelous house-broken goal in life

heading to a big meeting in a sunshirt and carhartt bucket hat? get fucked hick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109459)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:07 PM
Author: plum sneaky criminal

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109434)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Marvelous house-broken goal in life

despite being a pale potato nigger i suppose you don't need sun protection if you never leave the house lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109460)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:20 PM
Author: plum sneaky criminal

stop sniffing my White balls, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109468)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Marvelous house-broken goal in life

is that what that poor child said before you molested him you literal irl sex offender?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109481)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: plum sneaky criminal

weird thing to lie about but I guess it makes sense since you team up with trannies to groom kids on discord

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109533)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: curious adulterous ladyboy bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109461)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: comical property persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109463)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: curious adulterous ladyboy bawdyhouse

put on one of your black suits and you'll be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109462)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac cobalt market patrolman

https://static5.depositphotos.com/1030113/414/i/950/depositphotos_4140836-stock-photo-man-with-colorful-umbrella.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109483)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: poppy theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109495)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Marvelous house-broken goal in life

i wear a navy searsucker when i have to suit up in the summer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109496)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:20 PM
Author: hairless casino deer antler

are you a shirt in the pool guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109467)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Marvelous house-broken goal in life

no way but i stay under a beach umbrella or whatever the shade provider is when im not in the pool.

why are patio umbrellas ok but not walking around umbrellas?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109479)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: Federal incel ticket booth

My boyfriends and I strut around with lacy parasols when we're out daytime sarging

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109474)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Purple kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109542)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Marvelous house-broken goal in life

awesome!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109760)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: twinkling hunting ground turdskin

i'm alright with this on occasion. the UV index was terrible this year and if you live in a sunny state you don't ever want to double up on sunburn days. if it's just a single block color and not a lacy panty pattern it's completely fine

sunscreen is vile and unnatural and really should only be worn a few times a year and probably only when you're on a boat or out hiking

i like those chink rice paddy hats but they are completely impractical. i would legit wear a sombrero sometimes and also use it to siesta in public parks if it wasn't de facto illegal to do so now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109781)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: comical property persian

They are called parasols. Umbrellas are for the rain.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49110078)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Marvelous house-broken goal in life

my family always just calls them umbrellas in english

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49110172)