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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:39 PM Author: vigorous amethyst patrolman She had a few friends over with their spouses, one, a lady doctor, introduced her husband and said he's a microbiologist. I said "he looks normal sized to me". Nobody laughed and we awkwardly moved on. I want to get my wife into an improv class so she can learn to sell my jokes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Reputation#49361876) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:41 PM Author: diverse coral french chef parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Reputation#49361881) |
Date: October 20th, 2025 1:41 PM Author: vivacious meetinghouse lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Reputation#49361880) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:42 PM Author: charismatic submissive persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Reputation#49361884) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:43 PM Author: Snowy Multi-colored Menage boooo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Reputation#49361890) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:50 PM Author: bipolar salmon mad-dog skullcap therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Reputation#49361909) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:50 PM Author: Claret Alcoholic Idiot lol i like it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Reputation#49361910) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:04 PM Author: razzle internal respiration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Reputation#49364042) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:59 PM Author: Marvelous gay wizard that's a good joke. those people suck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Reputation#49361937) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:00 PM Author: vigorous amethyst patrolman You're invited next time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Reputation#49361942) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: curious partner fat ankles CR was this dude a little, short, scrawny guy? Seems like either others felt they lacked social permission to laugh or they were autistic science dorks who don’t understand basic puns and wordplay. Very solid dad joke tier icebreaker that is a subtly vulnerable bid for people to loosen up and have fun. Not laughing is a faggy autist/self-conscious introvert move by them. You should insist that your wife owes you an anal session to make up for her betrayal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Reputation#49362005) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:30 PM Author: vigorous amethyst patrolman He was a little short, nothing egregious. 5'11 or so. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Reputation#49362032) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:25 PM Author: blue community account That’s basically like ridiculing someone in a wheelchair. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Reputation#49362176) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 5:03 PM Author: charismatic submissive persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Reputation#49362407) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: bateful orchid stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Reputation#49362010) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:27 PM Author: flushed degenerate stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Reputation#49362016) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:31 PM Author: harsh beta resort foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Reputation#49362036) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: violet costumed sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Reputation#49362009) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:32 PM Author: Demanding national national security agency I guffawed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Reputation#49362039) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:32 PM Author: harsh beta resort foreskin Should’ve gone with “He looks as big as a normal biologist to me!” to dumb it down for them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Reputation#49362040) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:36 PM Author: Khaki home scourge upon the earth It's a good joke. Get new friends. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Reputation#49362052) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:46 PM Author: trip red sound barrier cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Reputation#49362075) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:01 PM Author: Adulterous Property Alpha (except he should beat them within an inch of their respective lives when discarding them) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Reputation#49362122) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:52 PM Author: Claret Alcoholic Idiot they're probably striver fags. work is all they have, so making light of it makes them uncomfortable. the expected behavior is to act "impressed" and pump each other up about your gay striver lives. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Reputation#49362092) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:05 PM Author: razzle internal respiration People who can't lol at dad jokes suck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Reputation#49364046) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:02 PM Author: arousing crystalline crotch cumskin https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMd2gB9L8So (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Reputation#49362128) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:05 PM Author: out-of-control immigrant "He's a microbiologist."
"Well, mine has micropenis," your wife should have said, high-fiving you |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:24 PM Author: anal orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Reputation#49362175) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:25 PM Author: blue community account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Reputation#49362179) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: vigorous amethyst patrolman I don't get it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Reputation#49362188) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:28 PM Author: puce plaza You need props. As soon as she said that, you would have pulled out a giant magnifying glass and started hovering it over him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Reputation#49362185) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: vigorous amethyst patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Reputation#49362189) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:33 PM Author: free-loading theater kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Reputation#49362205) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:04 PM Author: razzle internal respiration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Reputation#49364045) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:10 PM Author: harsh beta resort foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Reputation#49364053) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:29 PM Author: aqua regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Reputation#49364099) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: aphrodisiac hell karate "More like Jones GAY!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Reputation#49362190) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:07 PM Author: stimulating spruce double fault good joke i would've laughed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Reputation#49364050) |