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Non Lawyer here, I don’t get the “No Litigators” joke
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Date: April 4th, 2026 10:36 AM Author: swashbuckling stage Aren’t these guys prestigious? They’re the ones who argue in front of SCOTUS right? Why would they be shunned in favor of some paper pushing corporate lawyers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853407&forum_id=2Reputation#49793111) |
Date: April 4th, 2026 10:56 AM Author: Seedy National Security Agency Institution It is impossible for litigators to move in-house. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853407&forum_id=2Reputation#49793136) |
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Date: April 4th, 2026 11:07 AM Author: swashbuckling stage why? can't they learn all that in house stuff on the job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853407&forum_id=2Reputation#49793155) |
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Date: April 4th, 2026 10:58 AM Author: vibrant sanctuary coffee pot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853407&forum_id=2Reputation#49793139) |
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Date: April 4th, 2026 5:26 PM Author: histrionic rusted digit ratio pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853407&forum_id=2Reputation#49793876) |
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Date: April 4th, 2026 5:27 PM Author: disgusting gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853407&forum_id=2Reputation#49793879) |
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Date: April 4th, 2026 11:11 AM Author: cerebral old irish cottage Doing M&A is like Matching on Match Day. The less “lawyery” the lawyer’s job, the more prestigious and sought-after he is. The litigator has to actually argue things in “court” like a shitlawyer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853407&forum_id=2Reputation#49793160) |
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Date: April 4th, 2026 11:12 AM Author: dead hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853407&forum_id=2Reputation#49793162) |
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Date: April 4th, 2026 11:19 AM Author: swashbuckling stage so M&A lawyers are the best? they're like neurosurgeons?
what would litigators be then, internists? |
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Date: April 4th, 2026 11:44 AM Author: cerebral old irish cottage A lawyer who actually practices law is Scum, not unlike an ER doctor covered in blood and shit and exposed to tons of Viruses constantly saving thousands of lives and making 188k
Fake Jobs are where the money is. An anesthesiologist turning Knobs exquisitely like the conductor of a Symphony. A Dermatologist examining patient phenotypes. A neurosurgeon, yeah, maybe. Also he might get Sued if he fucks the brain up. One wrong move, champ. |
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Date: April 4th, 2026 5:03 PM Author: swashbuckling stage what are the best Fake Jobs out there
why isn't litigator considered one |
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Date: April 4th, 2026 5:31 PM Author: learning disabled patrolman Talking in court is stressful and involves actual work. Not a true Fake Job. a good Fake Job allows you to pass of your work to an LLM, casually check the work and then inflate your billables by 60% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853407&forum_id=2Reputation#49793889) |
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Date: April 4th, 2026 5:34 PM Author: swashbuckling stage when is being a litigator the right career move? Would David Boies have been better off being an M&A lawyer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853407&forum_id=2Reputation#49793897) |
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Date: April 4th, 2026 5:35 PM Author: cerebral old irish cottage Product motherfuckin' Management |
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Date: April 4th, 2026 5:27 PM Author: histrionic rusted digit ratio pisswyrm As a litigator, this is very cr.
Unless you own your own shop, nobody is paying Litigators top dollar for what they do. |
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Date: April 4th, 2026 5:29 PM Author: swashbuckling stage what makes litigators successful vs those that dont? doesnt biglaw have litigator partners making millions? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853407&forum_id=2Reputation#49793886) |
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Date: April 4th, 2026 5:35 PM Author: disgusting gas station biglaw is the perfect example of what everyone aspires to be when they take the LSAT but the cold hard truth is akin to George Carlin's giant club that you ain't in. More than half of attorneys are Women and maybe 10% of those women (5% of the total number of LSAT takers) will actually stay in the profession more than 10 years (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853407&forum_id=2Reputation#49793899) |
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Date: April 4th, 2026 5:45 PM Author: histrionic rusted digit ratio pisswyrm Do you realize how much shit you have to eat and then smile for more in order to make it as a partner in BIGLAW?
Then there's the fact that BIGLAW hardly goes to trial. You won't see the inside of a courtroom until you're a mid-level associate, let along actually first chair a case. |
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Date: April 4th, 2026 5:47 PM Author: swashbuckling stage a friend of mine spent years as a AUSA then became a biglaw litigator then partner, it doesn't seem as bad as xo makes it out to be (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853407&forum_id=2Reputation#49793924) |
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Date: April 4th, 2026 5:49 PM Author: histrionic rusted digit ratio pisswyrm lol @ AUSA calling themselves "trial lawyers"
Depending on what they do, they aren't seeing a fraction of trial experience as StateBros |
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Date: April 4th, 2026 5:51 PM Author: swashbuckling stage ok but my point still stands about their specialization as litigators. this friend worked in the criminal division (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853407&forum_id=2Reputation#49793927) |
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Date: April 4th, 2026 5:51 PM Author: histrionic rusted digit ratio pisswyrm "specialization" in prosecuting:
- kiddie porn-havers; & - convicted felons in possession of firearms
not much heavy lifting. |
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Date: April 4th, 2026 5:53 PM Author: swashbuckling stage enough where they got a biglaw job and became partner soon after with mostly AUSA experience (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853407&forum_id=2Reputation#49793933) |
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Date: April 4th, 2026 6:00 PM Author: histrionic rusted digit ratio pisswyrm Yeah, because the only criminal defense BIGLAW does is government investigations and other white collar shit.
Hence, fake jobs. Nobody in BIGLAW is looking for a litigator who has experience handling murders and sexual assaults. |
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Date: April 4th, 2026 6:03 PM Author: swashbuckling stage govt investigations and white collar crime pros is a fake job? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853407&forum_id=2Reputation#49793954) |
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Date: April 4th, 2026 6:29 PM Author: histrionic rusted digit ratio pisswyrm "Oh no...we might get hit with fines and an embarrassing press release" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853407&forum_id=2Reputation#49794012) |
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Date: April 4th, 2026 6:38 PM Author: swashbuckling stage *goes to jail for 20 years* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853407&forum_id=2Reputation#49794034) |
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Date: April 4th, 2026 6:39 PM Author: histrionic rusted digit ratio pisswyrm lol, when as a CorpBro gone to POUNDMYASS State Prison? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853407&forum_id=2Reputation#49794036) |
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Date: April 4th, 2026 6:42 PM Author: swashbuckling stage POUNDMYFACE FedPrison
https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2010/03/madoff_prison_beating.html |
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Date: April 4th, 2026 6:45 PM Author: histrionic rusted digit ratio pisswyrm You had to go back over 15 fucking years to find a CorpBro who got treated like a Nigga and sent to prison? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853407&forum_id=2Reputation#49794045) |
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Date: April 4th, 2026 6:49 PM Author: swashbuckling stage https://decrypt.co/314424/sbf-victimville-violent-prisons-california (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853407&forum_id=2Reputation#49794052) |
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Date: April 4th, 2026 7:01 PM Author: disgusting gas station don't forget all the white collar crime and gun shit. Oh wow what a DEFENDER OF ARE FREEDOMS: you got 20 years on someone for 3d printing a gun (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853407&forum_id=2Reputation#49794091) |
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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:10 AM Author: histrionic rusted digit ratio pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853407&forum_id=2Reputation#49794782) |
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Date: April 4th, 2026 5:28 PM Author: disgusting gas station Dermatologists should keep pamphlets in their office on Clique Theory like my Chiropractor has for dog chiropractics. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853407&forum_id=2Reputation#49793885) |
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Date: April 4th, 2026 5:35 PM Author: cerebral old irish cottage Why do some of these Nerds/Losers get acne so bad? Never figured that out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853407&forum_id=2Reputation#49793900) |
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Date: April 4th, 2026 5:38 PM Author: disgusting gas station it's a causation issue. It's not that Nerd/Losers disproportionately get acne. I'm a Scumgineer and never had acne besides a couple pimples in my teens. I knew kids who looked like their face went through a pizza grater. Phenotype matters here; the acne kids who realize this will usually develop into Nerds. The rest are Losers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853407&forum_id=2Reputation#49793905) |
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Date: April 4th, 2026 6:42 PM Author: cerebral old irish cottage Why don’t college athletes have acne
Also NBA seems less bald vs irl if anything |
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Date: April 4th, 2026 7:02 PM Author: disgusting gas station the real question is how many Losers could have become college athletes but didn't because of acne (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853407&forum_id=2Reputation#49794094) |
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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:55 AM Author: cerebral old irish cottage Losers don’t get disenfranchised bc they suck at sports imo but coaches usually don’t take kindly to Scumjocks, however talented they may be. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853407&forum_id=2Reputation#49795371) |
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Date: April 4th, 2026 9:14 PM Author: gold chapel party of the first part Hell is other litigators (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853407&forum_id=2Reputation#49794377) |
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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:11 AM Author: histrionic rusted digit ratio pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853407&forum_id=2Reputation#49794784) |