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Tim Cook steps down as Apple CEO

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diverse mauve party of the first part
  04/20/26
tim apple
Poppy out-of-control philosopher-king cuckoldry
  04/20/26
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boyish sable windowlicker
  04/20/26
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bateful indecent school cafeteria psychic
  04/20/26
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Thirsty Laser Beams
  04/20/26
Ran here
iridescent floppy parlour coldplay fan
  04/20/26
cot damn Trump is such a fucking retard
diverse mauve party of the first part
  04/20/26
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disturbing pocket flask lodge
  04/21/26
I choose now to live my life as a straight man.
Big-titted Federal Toilet Seat French Chef
  04/20/26
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Slimy Step-uncle's House
  04/20/26
i hope his successor can carry on making slightly worse vers...
Glittery Nofapping Hell
  04/20/26
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honey-headed dilemma
  04/20/26
They're going to pivot to an AI company
excitant really tough guy trust fund
  04/20/26
theyre too far behind everyone now
Lascivious fat ankles hall
  04/20/26
They can just buy Anthropic and have it installed on all IOS...
excitant really tough guy trust fund
  04/20/26
Replaced by Temu CEO
Mischievous Concupiscible Property Yarmulke
  04/20/26
why no INDIAN CEO, Apple has one of the most Birdshit exec t...
fiercely-loyal piazza
  04/20/26
actually COO and CFO are both turds, wtf they not become CEO...
fiercely-loyal piazza
  04/20/26
Is this how AI talks to retards?
Canary friendly grandma
  04/20/26
yes
Vibrant university headpube
  04/21/26
Apple is the gay company. You are thinking of its rival Micr...
Glittery Nofapping Hell
  04/20/26
Every tech company with turd CEO goes to shit. MS products a...
bateful indecent school cafeteria psychic
  04/20/26
My GOOGL shares are up 117% since last summer
diverse mauve party of the first part
  04/20/26
yes but does the GOOGL turd CEO furk dogs and lil girls like...
fiercely-loyal piazza
  04/20/26
I will flush my iphone the day this happens
Lascivious fat ankles hall
  04/20/26
There was a strict No Turds clause in Steve Jobs's will.
Big-titted Federal Toilet Seat French Chef
  04/20/26
Jobs traveled to India in mid-1974[52] to visit Neem Karoli ...
gay public bath sex offender
  04/21/26
jews: not another goy!
Buck-toothed motley tanning salon macaca
  04/20/26
They are getting fucked by memory shortages plus slow-ass GP...
Effete Internal Respiration
  04/20/26
the GPUs aren't "slow". it's just that their softw...
Curious Hissy Fit Home
  04/20/26
llama.cpp is just as optimized for Apple as it is for Nvidia...
Effete Internal Respiration
  04/20/26
Why not just use NVDA GPU like Nintendo
Aquamarine frozen useless brakes
  04/20/26
(Apple's new CEO)
Effete Internal Respiration
  04/20/26
The did before the SoC transition iirc
Curious Hissy Fit Home
  04/21/26
Well now they’re Ruined. You probably use Android bc i...
Aquamarine frozen useless brakes
  04/21/26
New guy has an alpha as fuck chin. Easily 1/3 of his face
Light filthpig jew
  04/21/26
Seems like a phenotype job. If they didn’t hire an Ind...
Aquamarine frozen useless brakes
  04/21/26
While at Penn, Ternus competed on the men's swimming team.[5...
Aquamarine frozen useless brakes
  04/21/26


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Date: April 20th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: diverse mauve party of the first part



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Date: April 20th, 2026 4:48 PM
Author: Poppy out-of-control philosopher-king cuckoldry

tim apple

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Reputation#49829999)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 4:49 PM
Author: boyish sable windowlicker



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Date: April 20th, 2026 4:49 PM
Author: bateful indecent school cafeteria psychic



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Date: April 20th, 2026 4:53 PM
Author: Thirsty Laser Beams



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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: iridescent floppy parlour coldplay fan

Ran here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Reputation#49830051)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: diverse mauve party of the first part

cot damn Trump is such a fucking retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Reputation#49830330)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: disturbing pocket flask lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Reputation#49831196)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 4:50 PM
Author: Big-titted Federal Toilet Seat French Chef

I choose now to live my life as a straight man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Reputation#49830007)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:49 PM
Author: Slimy Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Reputation#49830296)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 4:53 PM
Author: Glittery Nofapping Hell

i hope his successor can carry on making slightly worse versions every year of the products Steve Jobs left them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Reputation#49830010)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: honey-headed dilemma



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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:08 PM
Author: excitant really tough guy trust fund

They're going to pivot to an AI company

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Reputation#49830046)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Lascivious fat ankles hall

theyre too far behind everyone now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Reputation#49830082)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: excitant really tough guy trust fund

They can just buy Anthropic and have it installed on all IOS devices going forward. They're already ahead of everyone in the HW space

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Reputation#49830142)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: Mischievous Concupiscible Property Yarmulke

Replaced by Temu CEO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Reputation#49830050)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:32 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal piazza

why no INDIAN CEO, Apple has one of the most Birdshit exec teams Ive seen, its veddy veddy suspect, I bet 20-30% of their tech workforce is TURD but why no TURD ON TOP, Auntie?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Reputation#49830118)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:35 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal piazza

actually COO and CFO are both turds, wtf they not become CEO? apple RACISSSS whrs al sharpatani

Yes — **both are of Indian origin**, but with slightly different backgrounds.

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## 👤 Sabih Khan

* **Yes — clearly Indian-origin**

* Born in **Moradabad, India** ([Wikipedia][1])

* Later moved abroad (Singapore → U.S.)

* Now Chief Operating Officer at Apple

👉 So:

> Indian-born → Indian-origin American executive

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## 👤 Kevan Parekh

* **Also Indian-origin**

* From an **Indian-American family** ([Wikipedia][2])

* Born/raised in the U.S.

* Now Chief Financial Officer at Apple

👉 So:

> Indian-origin → but American-born

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# 🧠 Simple distinction

| Person | Background |

| ------------ | ---------------------------- |

| Sabih Khan | Born in India → moved abroad |

| Kevan Parekh | Indian-origin → U.S.-born |

---

# 💡 Bottom line

Yes—**both are Indian-origin executives at Apple**, and they’re actually two of the highest-ranking leaders (COO + CFO).

[1]: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabih_Khan?utm_source=chatgpt.com "Sabih Khan"

[2]: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevan_Parekh?utm_source=chatgpt.com "Kevan Parekh"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Reputation#49830126)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 9:53 PM
Author: Canary friendly grandma

Is this how AI talks to retards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Reputation#49830814)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 2:10 AM
Author: Vibrant university headpube

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Reputation#49831233)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:36 PM
Author: Glittery Nofapping Hell

Apple is the gay company. You are thinking of its rival Microsoft.

Completely different type of turd fetish going on.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Reputation#49830127)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:08 PM
Author: bateful indecent school cafeteria psychic

Every tech company with turd CEO goes to shit. MS products are barely usable. YouTube is shit too now.

Shocked Amazon is not turd-run for how rapacious they have becum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Reputation#49830184)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: diverse mauve party of the first part

My GOOGL shares are up 117% since last summer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Reputation#49830270)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:48 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal piazza

yes but does the GOOGL turd CEO furk dogs and lil girls like a birdshit ceo wld?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Reputation#49830294)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Lascivious fat ankles hall

I will flush my iphone the day this happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Reputation#49830197)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: Big-titted Federal Toilet Seat French Chef

There was a strict No Turds clause in Steve Jobs's will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Reputation#49830835)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 8:19 AM
Author: gay public bath sex offender

Jobs traveled to India in mid-1974[52] to visit Neem Karoli Baba[53] at his Kainchi ashram with his Reed College friend and eventual Apple employee Daniel Kottke, searching for spiritual teachings. When they got to the Neem Karoli ashram, it was almost deserted because Neem Karoli Baba had died in September 1973. Then, they made a long trek up a dry riverbed to an ashram of Haidakhan Babaji.[49]

After seven months, Jobs left India[54] and returned to the US ahead of Daniel Kottke.[49] Jobs had changed his appearance; his head was shaved, and he wore traditional Indian clothing.[55][56]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Reputation#49831483)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Buck-toothed motley tanning salon macaca

jews: not another goy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Reputation#49830190)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: Effete Internal Respiration

They are getting fucked by memory shortages plus slow-ass GPUs that can't handle agentic workflows. 5t/s won't cut it when your agent needs 30k tokens to message you on Telegram

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Reputation#49830279)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:53 PM
Author: Curious Hissy Fit Home

the GPUs aren't "slow". it's just that their software eco/dev support is weaker than CUDA. Hardly anything is optimized for Metal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Reputation#49830314)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: Effete Internal Respiration

llama.cpp is just as optimized for Apple as it is for Nvidia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Reputation#49830318)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Aquamarine frozen useless brakes

Why not just use NVDA GPU like Nintendo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Reputation#49830831)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 10:00 PM
Author: Effete Internal Respiration

(Apple's new CEO)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Reputation#49830837)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 7:28 AM
Author: Curious Hissy Fit Home

The did before the SoC transition iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Reputation#49831425)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 8:31 AM
Author: Aquamarine frozen useless brakes

Well now they’re Ruined. You probably use Android bc it’s Xbox-like haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Reputation#49831502)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 7:41 AM
Author: Light filthpig jew

New guy has an alpha as fuck chin. Easily 1/3 of his face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Reputation#49831438)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 8:32 AM
Author: Aquamarine frozen useless brakes

Seems like a phenotype job. If they didn’t hire an Indian they must be considering phenotype explicitly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Reputation#49831505)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 8:36 AM
Author: Aquamarine frozen useless brakes

While at Penn, Ternus competed on the men's swimming team.[5]

Jockgineer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2Reputation#49831516)