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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
light ungodly ladyboy knife
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
Histrionic Masturbator Whorehouse
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
Rebellious spruce new version
  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
Histrionic Masturbator Whorehouse
  07/14/25
100%
well-lubricated beady-eyed factory reset button
  07/15/25
FAG
french vivacious mad cow disease
  07/15/25
Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
autistic roommate
  07/14/25
Pic of the cheeks?
big-titted orchid property ape
  07/14/25
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know-it-all hunting ground blood rage
  07/14/25
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well-lubricated beady-eyed factory reset button
  07/15/25
"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
Opaque pit
  07/14/25
I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
light ungodly ladyboy knife
  07/14/25
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mind-boggling beta affirmative action
  07/14/25
How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
Opaque pit
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
light ungodly ladyboy knife
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
Opaque pit
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
light ungodly ladyboy knife
  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
Opaque pit
  07/14/25
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Adulterous Big Box Office Juggernaut
  07/15/25
You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
Fantasy-prone Half-breed
  07/15/25
Lol
Opaque pit
  07/15/25
jfc 180
french vivacious mad cow disease
  07/15/25
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well-lubricated beady-eyed factory reset button
  07/15/25
At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting o...
Ivory plaza boiling water
  07/14/25
"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
know-it-all hunting ground blood rage
  07/14/25
this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a m...
Histrionic Masturbator Whorehouse
  07/14/25
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Rebellious spruce new version
  07/14/25
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Opaque pit
  07/14/25
Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
light ungodly ladyboy knife
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
Histrionic Masturbator Whorehouse
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
light ungodly ladyboy knife
  07/14/25
wut
fighting motley people who are hurt
  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
light ungodly ladyboy knife
  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
heady bespoke police squad
  07/14/25
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Adulterous Big Box Office Juggernaut
  07/15/25
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Coiffed Reading Party Theatre
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sapphire sanctuary circlehead
  07/15/25
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Thriller Stage Trust Fund
  07/15/25
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rose razzle-dazzle school
  07/15/25
People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer...
dashing seedy mental disorder heaven
  07/15/25
No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp
sapphire sanctuary circlehead
  07/15/25
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autistic roommate
  07/15/25
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Henna hideous incel
  07/15/25
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mind-boggling beta affirmative action
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Diverse Bright Native Mad-dog Skullcap
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Opaque pit
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duck-like burgundy area
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Spectacular dingle berry spot
  07/15/25
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Henna hideous incel
  07/15/25
we all have brother
well-lubricated beady-eyed factory reset button
  07/15/25
...
well-lubricated beady-eyed factory reset button
  07/15/25
...
Adulterous Big Box Office Juggernaut
  07/14/25
Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
Fuchsia Provocative Dilemma Idea He Suggested
  07/14/25
...
mauve mischievous haunted graveyard
  07/14/25
stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
Excitant balding menage
  07/14/25
Good poast moniker synergy
Adulterous Big Box Office Juggernaut
  07/15/25
She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
charismatic corn cake hell
  07/14/25
It’s already turned into rape in her mind
Vibrant Coldplay Fan
  07/14/25
"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
topaz stag film coffee pot
  07/15/25
How big is her penis?
cerebral tripping cruise ship
  07/14/25
Incredible thread
hairraiser elite public bath international law enforcement agency
  07/14/25
Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her ...
pearly range crotch
  07/15/25
Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositi...
Fantasy-prone Half-breed
  07/15/25
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Ultramarine State
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french vivacious mad cow disease
  07/15/25
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Opaque pit
  07/15/25
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well-lubricated beady-eyed factory reset button
  07/15/25
humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
well-lubricated beady-eyed factory reset button
  07/15/25
? Didn’t want to lose my employment
light ungodly ladyboy knife
  07/15/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: light ungodly ladyboy knife

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Histrionic Masturbator Whorehouse

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Rebellious spruce new version

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Histrionic Masturbator Whorehouse

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: well-lubricated beady-eyed factory reset button

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: french vivacious mad cow disease

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: autistic roommate

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: big-titted orchid property ape

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: know-it-all hunting ground blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101500)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: well-lubricated beady-eyed factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104026)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Opaque pit

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: light ungodly ladyboy knife

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: mind-boggling beta affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101502)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Opaque pit

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: light ungodly ladyboy knife

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Opaque pit

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: light ungodly ladyboy knife

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Opaque pit

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: Adulterous Big Box Office Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102175)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Half-breed

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Opaque pit

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: french vivacious mad cow disease

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: well-lubricated beady-eyed factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104036)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Ivory plaza boiling water

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: know-it-all hunting ground blood rage

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Histrionic Masturbator Whorehouse

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Rebellious spruce new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101528)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Opaque pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101535)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: light ungodly ladyboy knife

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Histrionic Masturbator Whorehouse

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: light ungodly ladyboy knife

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: fighting motley people who are hurt

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: light ungodly ladyboy knife

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: heady bespoke police squad

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Adulterous Big Box Office Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102176)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Coiffed Reading Party Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102361)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: sapphire sanctuary circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102363)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Thriller Stage Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102365)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: rose razzle-dazzle school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102395)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: dashing seedy mental disorder heaven

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: sapphire sanctuary circlehead

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: autistic roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103451)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Henna hideous incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103487)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: mind-boggling beta affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103544)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Diverse Bright Native Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103593)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Opaque pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103931)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: duck-like burgundy area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103950)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Spectacular dingle berry spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103011)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Henna hideous incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103485)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: well-lubricated beady-eyed factory reset button

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: well-lubricated beady-eyed factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104037)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Adulterous Big Box Office Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101532)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: Fuchsia Provocative Dilemma Idea He Suggested

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: mauve mischievous haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101613)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Excitant balding menage

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Adulterous Big Box Office Juggernaut

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: charismatic corn cake hell

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Vibrant Coldplay Fan

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: topaz stag film coffee pot

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: cerebral tripping cruise ship

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: hairraiser elite public bath international law enforcement agency

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: pearly range crotch

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Half-breed

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Ultramarine State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103899)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: french vivacious mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103903)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Opaque pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103934)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: well-lubricated beady-eyed factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104405)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: well-lubricated beady-eyed factory reset button

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: light ungodly ladyboy knife

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104451)