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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
Light depressive knife
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
Cerise stock car institution
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
Black razzle-dazzle church
  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
Cerise stock car institution
  07/14/25
100%
erotic point blood rage
  07/15/25
FAG
painfully honest topaz boistinker digit ratio
  07/15/25
Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
purple crotch box office
  07/14/25
Pic of the cheeks?
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erotic point blood rage
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"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
apoplectic passionate twinkling uncleanness stag film
  07/14/25
I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
Light depressive knife
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salmon beady-eyed deer antler
  07/14/25
How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
apoplectic passionate twinkling uncleanness stag film
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
Light depressive knife
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
apoplectic passionate twinkling uncleanness stag film
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
Light depressive knife
  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
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Maroon Useless Brakes Patrolman
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You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
Abusive sable parlour tattoo
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Lol
apoplectic passionate twinkling uncleanness stag film
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jfc 180
painfully honest topaz boistinker digit ratio
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erotic point blood rage
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At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting o...
Jet senate
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"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
Flirting Bateful Casino Really Tough Guy
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this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a m...
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apoplectic passionate twinkling uncleanness stag film
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Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
Light depressive knife
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
Cerise stock car institution
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
Light depressive knife
  07/14/25
wut
ivory lettuce
  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
Light depressive knife
  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
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khaki sick national
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we all have brother
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erotic point blood rage
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Maroon Useless Brakes Patrolman
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Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
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Coral Motley Main People
  07/14/25
stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
awkward provocative pocket flask trailer park
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Good poast moniker synergy
Maroon Useless Brakes Patrolman
  07/15/25
She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
Cyan keepsake machete
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It’s already turned into rape in her mind
hairless parlor messiness
  07/14/25
"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
opaque office
  07/15/25
How big is her penis?
soul-stirring dysfunction philosopher-king
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Incredible thread
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erotic point blood rage
  07/15/25
humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
erotic point blood rage
  07/15/25
? Didn’t want to lose my employment
Light depressive knife
  07/15/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Light depressive knife

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Cerise stock car institution

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Black razzle-dazzle church

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Cerise stock car institution

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: erotic point blood rage

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: painfully honest topaz boistinker digit ratio

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: purple crotch box office

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Bipolar shimmering shitlib

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Flirting Bateful Casino Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101500)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: erotic point blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104026)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: apoplectic passionate twinkling uncleanness stag film

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Light depressive knife

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: salmon beady-eyed deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101502)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: apoplectic passionate twinkling uncleanness stag film

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Light depressive knife

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: apoplectic passionate twinkling uncleanness stag film

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: Light depressive knife

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: apoplectic passionate twinkling uncleanness stag film

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: Maroon Useless Brakes Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102175)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Abusive sable parlour tattoo

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: apoplectic passionate twinkling uncleanness stag film

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: painfully honest topaz boistinker digit ratio

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: erotic point blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104036)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Jet senate

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Flirting Bateful Casino Really Tough Guy

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Cerise stock car institution

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Black razzle-dazzle church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101528)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: apoplectic passionate twinkling uncleanness stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101535)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Light depressive knife

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Cerise stock car institution

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Light depressive knife

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: ivory lettuce

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Light depressive knife

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Indecent Primrose Native

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Maroon Useless Brakes Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102176)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: lascivious sienna piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102361)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Cerebral flickering hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102363)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: odious disgusting chapel mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102365)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal diverse headpube locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102395)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: Cream Big-titted Nursing Home

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Cerebral flickering hell

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: purple crotch box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103451)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: khaki sick national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103487)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: salmon beady-eyed deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103544)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Bespoke Therapy Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103593)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: apoplectic passionate twinkling uncleanness stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103931)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Talking mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103950)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: swashbuckling set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103011)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: khaki sick national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103485)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: erotic point blood rage

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: erotic point blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104037)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Maroon Useless Brakes Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101532)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: concupiscible location coldplay fan

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Coral Motley Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101613)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: awkward provocative pocket flask trailer park

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Maroon Useless Brakes Patrolman

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Cyan keepsake machete

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: hairless parlor messiness

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: opaque office

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: soul-stirring dysfunction philosopher-king

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: mind-boggling corner regret

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: pearly stead

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Abusive sable parlour tattoo

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Henna Fantasy-prone Crackhouse Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103899)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: painfully honest topaz boistinker digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103903)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: apoplectic passionate twinkling uncleanness stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103934)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: erotic point blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104405)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: erotic point blood rage

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Light depressive knife

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104451)