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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
motley dragon dilemma
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
coral apoplectic menage faggotry
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
Lemon wonderful reading party
  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
coral apoplectic menage faggotry
  07/14/25
100%
Underhanded glittery potus partner
  07/15/25
FAG
vermilion insecure toaster
  07/15/25
Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
sooty prole sweet tailpipe
  07/14/25
Pic of the cheeks?
abnormal brethren
  07/14/25
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razzmatazz meetinghouse boiling water
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Underhanded glittery potus partner
  07/15/25
"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
topaz fortuitous meteor
  07/14/25
I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
motley dragon dilemma
  07/14/25
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Stirring painfully honest karate
  07/14/25
How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
topaz fortuitous meteor
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
motley dragon dilemma
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
topaz fortuitous meteor
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
motley dragon dilemma
  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
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Ocher Knife Church
  07/15/25
You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
Dull set mental disorder
  07/15/25
Lol
topaz fortuitous meteor
  07/15/25
jfc 180
vermilion insecure toaster
  07/15/25
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Underhanded glittery potus partner
  07/15/25
At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting o...
saffron temple gunner
  07/14/25
"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
razzmatazz meetinghouse boiling water
  07/14/25
this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a m...
coral apoplectic menage faggotry
  07/14/25
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Lemon wonderful reading party
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topaz fortuitous meteor
  07/14/25
Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
motley dragon dilemma
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
coral apoplectic menage faggotry
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
motley dragon dilemma
  07/14/25
wut
splenetic citrine antidepressant drug
  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
motley dragon dilemma
  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
histrionic base corn cake
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Ocher Knife Church
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People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer...
brass titillating voyeur preventive strike
  07/15/25
No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp
ivory spot
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Stirring painfully honest karate
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Concupiscible Range
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white big-titted principal's office
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Tan Internet-worthy Tanning Salon Persian
  07/15/25
we all have brother
Underhanded glittery potus partner
  07/15/25
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Underhanded glittery potus partner
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Ocher Knife Church
  07/14/25
Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
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Chrome messiness
  07/14/25
stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
anal cowardly organic girlfriend water buffalo
  07/14/25
Good poast moniker synergy
Ocher Knife Church
  07/15/25
She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
Amethyst excitant step-uncle's house roommate
  07/14/25
It’s already turned into rape in her mind
Razzle brunch death wish
  07/14/25
"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
boyish startled station circlehead
  07/15/25
How big is her penis?
Learning disabled casino
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Incredible thread
Ungodly Legal Warrant Double Fault
  07/14/25
Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her ...
alcoholic juggernaut
  07/15/25
Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositi...
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vermilion insecure toaster
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topaz fortuitous meteor
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Underhanded glittery potus partner
  07/15/25
humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
Underhanded glittery potus partner
  07/15/25
? Didn’t want to lose my employment
motley dragon dilemma
  07/15/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: motley dragon dilemma

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: coral apoplectic menage faggotry

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Lemon wonderful reading party

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: coral apoplectic menage faggotry

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Underhanded glittery potus partner

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: vermilion insecure toaster

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: sooty prole sweet tailpipe

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: abnormal brethren

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: razzmatazz meetinghouse boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101500)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Underhanded glittery potus partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104026)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: topaz fortuitous meteor

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: motley dragon dilemma

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Stirring painfully honest karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101502)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: topaz fortuitous meteor

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: motley dragon dilemma

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: topaz fortuitous meteor

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: motley dragon dilemma

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: topaz fortuitous meteor

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: Ocher Knife Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102175)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Dull set mental disorder

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: topaz fortuitous meteor

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: vermilion insecure toaster

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Underhanded glittery potus partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104036)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: saffron temple gunner

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: razzmatazz meetinghouse boiling water

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: coral apoplectic menage faggotry

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Lemon wonderful reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101528)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: topaz fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101535)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: motley dragon dilemma

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: coral apoplectic menage faggotry

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: motley dragon dilemma

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: splenetic citrine antidepressant drug

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: motley dragon dilemma

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: histrionic base corn cake

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Ocher Knife Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102176)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Gay pungent home feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102361)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: ivory spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102363)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Geriatric Spectacular Son Of Senegal Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102365)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Thriller Trump Supporter Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102395)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: brass titillating voyeur preventive strike

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: ivory spot

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: sooty prole sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103451)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Tan Internet-worthy Tanning Salon Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103487)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Stirring painfully honest karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103544)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Purple garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103593)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: topaz fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103931)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Concupiscible Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103950)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: white big-titted principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103011)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Tan Internet-worthy Tanning Salon Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103485)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Underhanded glittery potus partner

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Underhanded glittery potus partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104037)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Ocher Knife Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101532)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: submissive toilet seat famous landscape painting

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Chrome messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101613)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: anal cowardly organic girlfriend water buffalo

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Ocher Knife Church

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Amethyst excitant step-uncle's house roommate

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Razzle brunch death wish

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: boyish startled station circlehead

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Learning disabled casino

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Ungodly Legal Warrant Double Fault

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: alcoholic juggernaut

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Dull set mental disorder

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Avocado useless university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103899)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: vermilion insecure toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103903)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: topaz fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103934)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Underhanded glittery potus partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104405)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Underhanded glittery potus partner

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: motley dragon dilemma

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104451)