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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:14 AM Author: cerise gay wizard
*Newman gets eaten by a dinosaur*
Well, that’s a shame.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2Reputation#49104890) |
Date: July 16th, 2025 1:26 AM Author: Walnut Internal Respiration Prole
HAMMOND: The park is really quite spectacular. We've spared no expense.
MALCOLM: I think I noticed a few vulnerabilities you may have overlooked.
*laughter*
HAMMOND: Vulnerabilities? Whatever do you mean?
MALCOLM: Those giant electrified fences, for instance. Did you ever consider what might happen if the power fails?
HAMMOND: That's extremely unlikely.
MALCOLM: Life, evolution, you and me here right now. That was extremely unlikely as well.
HAMMOND: The park is perfectly safe for our guests. We've considered every possibility.
MALCOLM: Well, I don't think you have.
*laughter*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2Reputation#49104906) |
Date: July 16th, 2025 8:14 AM Author: Bistre trailer park nowag
*watches George struggling ungainly up the hill to escape a dinosaur*
"Life, uh, finds a way."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2Reputation#49105164) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM Author: Bistre trailer park nowag
it's a good book.
i didn't really get ellison vibes from it--the writing is much more straightforward than anything HE ever did, even in his earliest days, IMO--but I read the book when I was in junior high so maybe there's stuff I've missed.
you've read Sphere, right? That's my favorite Crichton (and that one actually does have some Ellisonian touches around the edges now that I think about it).
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2Reputation#49105177) |
Date: July 16th, 2025 8:18 AM Author: Seedy Concupiscible Locus Incel
Hammond: "Oh, that's Mr. DNA! We hired a top comedian for the voice acting, a Mr. Kenny Bania, I'm sure you know his work."
Malcolm (Jerry): *winces*
They watch the video, and Hammond and Ellie laugh at all of Bania's dumb jokes.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2Reputation#49105171) |
Date: July 16th, 2025 1:24 PM Author: Purple property turdskin
The child Timmy Murphy find night-goggles in back of electric vehicle and start playing with them.
TimmyMurphy: "Oh cool, night vision!"
Lawyer Jackie Chiles: "Dem be heavy?"
Tim Murphy nods yes.
Lawyer Jackie Chiles: "If it over 7 pound, you kids put it down!"
Reluctantly, Timmy takes night vision goggles off as it begins to rain harder.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2Reputation#49105893)
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