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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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galvanic pistol
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
Cowardly Dysfunction Menage
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
galvanic pistol
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
Cowardly Dysfunction Menage
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
galvanic pistol
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
Rusted Set Legal Warrant
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
galvanic pistol
  07/06/25
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Mind-boggling quadroon
  07/06/25
18000000000000
low-t lascivious nursing home doctorate
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Vermilion Startling Hall
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Rusted Set Legal Warrant
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grizzly indirect expression partner
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Outnumbered ratface
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carnelian excitant dopamine circlehead
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Startled fantasy-prone ticket booth
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spruce razzle-dazzle stage sandwich
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Mustard zombie-like scourge upon the earth
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adulterous elastic band
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amethyst office persian
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vigorous stag film
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navy very tactful trust fund
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Vibrant State Useless Brakes
  07/12/25
Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
Vermilion Startling Hall
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
Cowardly Dysfunction Menage
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
Vermilion Startling Hall
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
galvanic pistol
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
Vermilion Startling Hall
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
Cowardly Dysfunction Menage
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
galvanic pistol
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
Vermilion Startling Hall
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
zippy bat shit crazy area mad cow disease
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
Vermilion Startling Hall
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
Translucent charismatic fanboi hospital
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
maroon hateful abode
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Vibrant State Useless Brakes
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
Outnumbered ratface
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
chest-beating jewess shrine
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
Stirring brilliant laser beams
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
Startled fantasy-prone ticket booth
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
Bespoke Chad Dilemma
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
galvanic pistol
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
zippy bat shit crazy area mad cow disease
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
galvanic pistol
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
Bespoke Chad Dilemma
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
zippy bat shit crazy area mad cow disease
  07/07/25
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Mustard zombie-like scourge upon the earth
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
Bespoke Chad Dilemma
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
Stirring brilliant laser beams
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
zippy bat shit crazy area mad cow disease
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
Mustard zombie-like scourge upon the earth
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
Bespoke Chad Dilemma
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
Mustard zombie-like scourge upon the earth
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
Bespoke Chad Dilemma
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
Mustard zombie-like scourge upon the earth
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
Bespoke Chad Dilemma
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
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Outnumbered ratface
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
Mustard zombie-like scourge upon the earth
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galvanic pistol
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
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Mustard zombie-like scourge upon the earth
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galvanic pistol
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
multi-colored address
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
amethyst office persian
  07/11/25
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galvanic pistol
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
Carmine marketing idea lodge
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: galvanic pistol



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Cowardly Dysfunction Menage

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: galvanic pistol

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Cowardly Dysfunction Menage

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: galvanic pistol

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Rusted Set Legal Warrant

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: galvanic pistol

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Mind-boggling quadroon



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: low-t lascivious nursing home doctorate

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077861)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Vermilion Startling Hall



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Rusted Set Legal Warrant



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: grizzly indirect expression partner



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Outnumbered ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077984)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: carnelian excitant dopamine circlehead



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: Startled fantasy-prone ticket booth



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: spruce razzle-dazzle stage sandwich



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Mustard zombie-like scourge upon the earth



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: adulterous elastic band



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Beta Pink Theater Stage Toaster



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: amethyst office persian



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: vigorous stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49093498)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: navy very tactful trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49093503)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Vibrant State Useless Brakes



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Vermilion Startling Hall

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Cowardly Dysfunction Menage

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Vermilion Startling Hall

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: galvanic pistol

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Vermilion Startling Hall

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Cowardly Dysfunction Menage

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: galvanic pistol

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Vermilion Startling Hall

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: zippy bat shit crazy area mad cow disease

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Vermilion Startling Hall

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Translucent charismatic fanboi hospital

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: maroon hateful abode

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: Vibrant State Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49099448)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Outnumbered ratface

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: chest-beating jewess shrine

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Stirring brilliant laser beams

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Startled fantasy-prone ticket booth

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: Bespoke Chad Dilemma

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: galvanic pistol

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: zippy bat shit crazy area mad cow disease

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: galvanic pistol

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Bespoke Chad Dilemma

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: zippy bat shit crazy area mad cow disease

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Mustard zombie-like scourge upon the earth



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Bespoke Chad Dilemma

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: Stirring brilliant laser beams

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: zippy bat shit crazy area mad cow disease

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Mustard zombie-like scourge upon the earth

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Bespoke Chad Dilemma

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: Mustard zombie-like scourge upon the earth

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Bespoke Chad Dilemma

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: Mustard zombie-like scourge upon the earth

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: Bespoke Chad Dilemma

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Bespoke Chad Dilemma

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Outnumbered ratface



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Mustard zombie-like scourge upon the earth

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: galvanic pistol



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Self-absorbed Spectacular Giraffe Church

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Vermilion Startling Hall



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Mustard zombie-like scourge upon the earth



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: galvanic pistol



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: multi-colored address

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: amethyst office persian

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: galvanic pistol



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Carmine marketing idea lodge

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49099235)