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Annnnnd this is why you never try to hook up with a coworker

We were joking about sex and then she said “everyone t...
clear den dopamine
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Cr, she barely even had to push him into the trap.
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What kind of retard interacts with women at work except when...
Haunting Organic Girlfriend Messiness
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http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&fo...
Mahogany Dragon
  07/26/25
180
mustard violent place of business
  07/26/25
Awkward
Green Contagious Whorehouse Ceo
  07/26/25
You only legitimate defense is to fuck HR in your Monday mee...
Mahogany Dragon
  07/26/25
Fun fact: not HR but a girl on another department I fucked m...
clear den dopamine
  07/26/25
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Sickened Garrison
  07/26/25
no condom, full explosion tp
Rebellious Turdskin
  07/27/25
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Yellow cracking theater stage
  07/27/25
follow up with an offer to let her hold a phone pre-dialed t...
Hilarious athletic conference church building
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Just text “IN MINECRAFT” right now to her and th...
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Rebellious Turdskin
  07/27/25
she’s really upset (and confused) about your use of th...
grizzly spectacular telephone
  07/26/25
The only time I hooked up with a coworker it was entirely he...
cerebral demanding macaca
  07/26/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
copper headpube hairy legs
  07/26/25
This lmao. Why wife is fuming saying I “cheated”...
clear den dopamine
  07/26/25
I hooked up with a chick at work and when I tried to break i...
Bonkers pearl deer antler
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The chick I talk about freshman year above we were super int...
clear den dopamine
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Hot
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Rebellious Turdskin
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“I think i can undo the damage if i text her about my ...
wonderful kitchen
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More like me masturbating to her two months of complaining t...
clear den dopamine
  07/26/25
Be handsome Be attractive Dont be unattractive
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grizzly spectacular telephone
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I’m 6’7
clear den dopamine
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In the eyes of the law, sexual harassment must be REPEATED. ...
rough-skinned death wish newt
  07/26/25
Your chats are being read by a fifty eight year old HR lawye...
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Honestly I keep this job for the health insurance. I make he...
clear den dopamine
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The whole point of having wealth, if you’re a degenera...
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.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  07/28/25
Why on earth would you ever put that in writing?
Glittery aqua trust fund
  07/26/25
I’m horny as shit lol.
clear den dopamine
  07/26/25
You should have just paid for an escort.
Glittery aqua trust fund
  07/26/25
Disgusting.
clear den dopamine
  07/26/25
You didn't get laid and are getting fired.
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clear den dopamine
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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: clear den dopamine

We were joking about sex and then she said “everyone thinks we’re hooking up lmao”

I wrote “if we ever hooked up it would end you for other guys.”

She was like “lol what does that mean?”

I said “the shit I would do to you would ruin any other guys experience when you look at them with displeasure after having me.”

She went radio silence, reported me and I have a meeting at 10 am on Monday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49132868)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Swashbuckling disturbing love of her life casino

R u very masculine ? also girls like being treated poorly i read it on intenret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49133777)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: violent menage factory reset button

smooth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49132870)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: Hilarious athletic conference church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49132928)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Glittery aqua trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49133704)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Odious cobalt field mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49133741)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:02 PM
Author: Shimmering pocket flask pistol

Cr, she barely even had to push him into the trap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49134732)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: provocative primrose space striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49132875)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: fantasy-prone public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49132881)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: Haunting Organic Girlfriend Messiness

What kind of retard interacts with women at work except when absolutely necessary, and always with a third party witness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49132891)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: Mahogany Dragon

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132868

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49132921)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: mustard violent place of business

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49132900)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Green Contagious Whorehouse Ceo

Awkward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49132923)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Mahogany Dragon

You only legitimate defense is to fuck HR in your Monday meeting to prove that you would have ruined the initial co-worker for other guys. It's the only way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49132924)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: clear den dopamine

Fun fact: not HR but a girl on another department I fucked my freshman year of college. First girl I ever went no condom, full explosion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49132982)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: Sickened Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49133316)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: Rebellious Turdskin

no condom, full explosion tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49134188)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Yellow cracking theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49134715)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: Hilarious athletic conference church building

follow up with an offer to let her hold a phone pre-dialed to 911 so that she feels safe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49132930)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:03 PM
Author: concupiscible parlor roommate

Just text “IN MINECRAFT” right now to her and then show HR on Monday and all should be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49132950)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: Rebellious Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49134186)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: grizzly spectacular telephone

she’s really upset (and confused) about your use of the passive voice



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49132960)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: cerebral demanding macaca

The only time I hooked up with a coworker it was entirely her idea and she was fresh off a divorce. Recent divorcees are 180, they're seriously in need of male validation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49132961)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: copper headpube hairy legs

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49132962)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: clear den dopamine

This lmao. Why wife is fuming saying I “cheated” I said I’m a scumbag but it’s not cheating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49132979)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Bonkers pearl deer antler

I hooked up with a chick at work and when I tried to break it off she faked a pregnancy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49132966)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: clear den dopamine

The chick I talk about freshman year above we were super into each other physically and she tossed her birth control out the window as part of foreplay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49132985)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: Fishy Becky

Hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49133017)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: Rebellious Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49134189)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: wonderful kitchen

“I think i can undo the damage if i text her about my neighbors masturbation habits” (doodiko

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49132987)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: clear den dopamine

More like me masturbating to her two months of complaining to me morning and night about her “dating experiences.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49132991)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Canary misunderstood locale

Be handsome

Be attractive

Dont be unattractive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49133014)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:04 PM
Author: grizzly spectacular telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49133033)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: clear den dopamine

I’m 6’7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49133039)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: rough-skinned death wish newt

In the eyes of the law, sexual harassment must be REPEATED. You get one free shot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49133084)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:25 PM
Author: Low-t school cafeteria legal warrant

Your chats are being read by a fifty eight year old HR lawyer with a sensible haircut and three cats. She's annotating them with definitions from Urban Dictionary (a real thing HR investigations do). Her sense of humor extends no further than season 4 of Cheers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49133676)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: clear den dopamine

Honestly I keep this job for the health insurance. I make her entire salary 4 individual days a week and lose her salary one day a week. I don’t care. I need to fuck this chick (yes the HR worker and the OP chick).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49133701)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:19 PM
Author: Low-t school cafeteria legal warrant

The whole point of having wealth, if you’re a degenerate, is being unaccountable. If you’re loaded, why do you care about any of this? Or are you just content creating for us, in which case, 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49133853)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: clear den dopamine

Yeah it’s just flame. It me jm I’ve been running three different flames at any given time in the last 20 years. I’m house of worship today. Also “corporate deposition.” All from one account so switching gets confusing lol,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49133859)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: Rebellious Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49134190)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:55 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy razzmatazz national filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49134211)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: zombie-like brilliant church digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49134220)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:09 PM
Author: Low-t school cafeteria legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49134574)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Yellow cracking theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49134720)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Crusty Iridescent Windowlicker Shitlib

*tosses BC out the window*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49134849)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49137514)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Glittery aqua trust fund

Why on earth would you ever put that in writing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49133710)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: clear den dopamine

I’m horny as shit lol.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49133720)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Glittery aqua trust fund

You should have just paid for an escort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49133739)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:43 PM
Author: clear den dopamine

Disgusting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49133746)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Glittery aqua trust fund

You didn't get laid and are getting fired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49133784)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: clear den dopamine

I make this company $150 million a year I’m getting a slap on the wrist and they’ll probably convince the chick to fuck me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49133823)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: ruby razzle-dazzle knife

Peterman, the Flying J doesn’t recognize the chili dogs truckers eat after buttfucking you as revenue you generated, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49133884)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


(Andy Byron)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49135379)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:41 AM
Author: Titillating office

I hooked up with a girl at work once. When I broke it off she tried to kill herself in the office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49134202)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: Shimmering pocket flask pistol

I said your BASS looks amazing in those PLANTS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49134738)