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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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  08/14/13
tell me
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  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
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a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
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When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
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To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
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When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
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Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
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If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
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If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
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At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
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(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
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  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
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after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
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Pizzas are not whores.
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The white box LR is kept in is padded.
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  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
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you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
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When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
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Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
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thank you for showing me kindness :)
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(not bloodacre)
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*orders a BBP*
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When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
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If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
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i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
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It's wrong to attack a pizza.
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If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
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is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
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LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
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there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
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To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
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  08/14/13
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TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
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"95th percentile body" LINK?
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*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
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A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
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It's ok to pick on a pizza.
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When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
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When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
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this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
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Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
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  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
tripping internal respiration goal in life
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
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  08/14/13
lol tyft
Milky Parlor Ceo
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
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it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
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The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
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did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
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I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
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Fungi. Fungi.
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sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
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while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
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lmao
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You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
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A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
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When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
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When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
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After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
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a pizza can feed a family of four.
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not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
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ps the dad was bloodacre
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  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
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One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
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a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
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Pizza tastes good
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LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
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i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
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  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
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The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
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  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
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  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
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IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
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  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
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a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
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What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
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  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
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  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: dark shaky kitchen



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone dull lay immigrant

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: dark shaky kitchen

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Milky Parlor Ceo

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: anal church building feces

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: avocado racy jewess sex offender

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Hot Floppy Mood Weed Whacker

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Seedy Galvanic Keepsake Machete Hissy Fit

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Claret Domesticated Community Account



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: lilac misunderstood dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#36451105)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Sapphire swashbuckling stage national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: razzle pale mad-dog skullcap scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: mind-boggling bisexual university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Walnut Comical Chapel Idea He Suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: sickened crawly potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: olive corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: burgundy native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: sickened crawly potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: bull headed pisswyrm set

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: hairraiser fortuitous meteor mad cow disease

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone dull lay immigrant

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: titillating home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Walnut Comical Chapel Idea He Suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#48436918)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#49982196)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: bull headed pisswyrm set

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: gold trip principal's office windowlicker

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Milky Parlor Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: dark shaky kitchen

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: big national deer antler

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: dark shaky kitchen

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: dark shaky kitchen

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: dark shaky kitchen

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: tripping internal respiration goal in life

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone dull lay immigrant

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: razzle pale mad-dog skullcap scourge upon the earth

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Thriller pearly forum giraffe

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: marvelous center regret

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: unhinged gaming laptop filthpig

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Carmine sick turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Claret Domesticated Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: Crystalline 180 School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: mind-boggling bisexual university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: olive corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: disturbing puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Milky Parlor Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: disturbing puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: dark shaky kitchen

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: hairraiser fortuitous meteor mad cow disease

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: disturbing puppy

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: tripping internal respiration goal in life

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: curious lime wagecucks multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Walnut Comical Chapel Idea He Suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: Walnut Comical Chapel Idea He Suggested

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: dark shaky kitchen

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Milky Parlor Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: dark shaky kitchen

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Milky Parlor Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: dark shaky kitchen

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Milky Parlor Ceo

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: tripping internal respiration goal in life

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: orchid hell toilet seat

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: hairraiser fortuitous meteor mad cow disease

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: fear-inspiring shrine

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone dull lay immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: primrose theatre bbw

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: electric medicated double fault hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Carmine sick turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: dark shaky kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Hot Floppy Mood Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: submissive jet gaping station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: fear-inspiring shrine

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: curious lime wagecucks multi-billionaire

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: curious lime wagecucks multi-billionaire

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Wonderful Costumed Mental Disorder Office

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: dark shaky kitchen

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: disturbing puppy

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: tripping internal respiration goal in life

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: curious lime wagecucks multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: multi-colored orchestra pit

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: overrated sanctuary athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: dark shaky kitchen

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: disturbing puppy

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: laughsome electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: dark shaky kitchen

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: tripping internal respiration goal in life

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: dark shaky kitchen

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: curious lime wagecucks multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: Cordovan excitant round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Cordovan excitant round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: Crystalline 180 School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: dark shaky kitchen

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: tripping internal respiration goal in life

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: curious lime wagecucks multi-billionaire

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: tripping internal respiration goal in life

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: curious lime wagecucks multi-billionaire

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Apoplectic hateful library

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: flesh cerebral people who are hurt brunch

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: tripping internal respiration goal in life

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: big national deer antler

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: tripping internal respiration goal in life

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: big national deer antler

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: tripping internal respiration goal in life

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: razzle pale mad-dog skullcap scourge upon the earth

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: vibrant selfie mediation

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Violet sweet tailpipe

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: curious lime wagecucks multi-billionaire

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: tripping internal respiration goal in life

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: flesh cerebral people who are hurt brunch

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Apoplectic hateful library

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: tripping internal respiration goal in life

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: appetizing resort prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: flesh cerebral people who are hurt brunch

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: tripping internal respiration goal in life

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: flesh cerebral people who are hurt brunch

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: tripping internal respiration goal in life

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: flesh cerebral people who are hurt brunch

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: tripping internal respiration goal in life

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: flesh cerebral people who are hurt brunch

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: tripping internal respiration goal in life

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: flesh cerebral people who are hurt brunch

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: tripping internal respiration goal in life

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: flesh cerebral people who are hurt brunch

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: tripping internal respiration goal in life

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Milky Parlor Ceo

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: tripping internal respiration goal in life

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Milky Parlor Ceo

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: tripping internal respiration goal in life

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: balding talented den

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: curious lime wagecucks multi-billionaire

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: disturbing puppy

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: dark shaky kitchen

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: dark shaky kitchen

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: primrose theatre bbw

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: dark shaky kitchen

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: razzle pale mad-dog skullcap scourge upon the earth

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: sticky navy genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: disturbing puppy

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: dark shaky kitchen

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: dark shaky kitchen

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: Zippy pit trust fund

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Zippy pit trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: dark shaky kitchen

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: dark shaky kitchen

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: tripping internal respiration goal in life

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: razzle pale mad-dog skullcap scourge upon the earth

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: tripping internal respiration goal in life

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: razzle pale mad-dog skullcap scourge upon the earth

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Milky Parlor Ceo

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Milky Parlor Ceo

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: tripping internal respiration goal in life

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Disgusting Boltzmann Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: primrose theatre bbw

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: sinister garrison party of the first part

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Charismatic Lake Area

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: razzle pale mad-dog skullcap scourge upon the earth

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: tripping internal respiration goal in life

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: razzle pale mad-dog skullcap scourge upon the earth

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: curious lime wagecucks multi-billionaire

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: tripping internal respiration goal in life

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: razzle pale mad-dog skullcap scourge upon the earth

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: Khaki Kitty

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: dark shaky kitchen

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Milky Parlor Ceo

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: appetizing resort prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: pungent indigo heaven sandwich

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: tripping internal respiration goal in life

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Carnelian house yarmulke

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: dark shaky kitchen

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: dark shaky kitchen

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: Zippy pit trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: tripping internal respiration goal in life

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: kink-friendly frum indian lodge

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: titillating home

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone dull lay immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: Irradiated twinkling uncleanness

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: Supple filthy stag film

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: curious lime wagecucks multi-billionaire

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: pea-brained talking friendly grandma locus

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: tripping internal respiration goal in life

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Orange Jet-lagged Rehab Ladyboy

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: tripping internal respiration goal in life

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: Orange Jet-lagged Rehab Ladyboy

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: tripping internal respiration goal in life

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Orange Jet-lagged Rehab Ladyboy

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: tripping internal respiration goal in life

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Tan Hall Doctorate

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: Orange Jet-lagged Rehab Ladyboy

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Shivering institution milk

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Khaki Kitty

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: Claret Domesticated Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: Tan Hall Doctorate

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: Shivering institution milk

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Flirting Gay Water Buffalo

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: curious lime wagecucks multi-billionaire

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: duck-like metal juggernaut abode

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: unhinged gaming laptop filthpig

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: duck-like metal juggernaut abode

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: unhinged gaming laptop filthpig

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: duck-like metal juggernaut abode

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: Tan Hall Doctorate

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: learning disabled bipolar theater

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: Apoplectic hateful library

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Chocolate school

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Spectacular wild masturbator police squad

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: unhinged gaming laptop filthpig

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Carmine sick turdskin

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: unhinged gaming laptop filthpig

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: Slippery Splenetic Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Underhanded market jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Orange Jet-lagged Rehab Ladyboy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: Shivering institution milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: pea-brained talking friendly grandma locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: arousing out-of-control pistol legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: concupiscible partner

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: olive corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: salmon nowag

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: Slippery Splenetic Range

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: Mauve bawdyhouse

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Orange Jet-lagged Rehab Ladyboy

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Histrionic rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Contagious cyan church

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: Aqua hairy legs

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: Exciting naked black woman

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: doobsian swollen casino depressive

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: High-end Box Office Halford

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Stimulating Maniacal Base

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: Slippery Splenetic Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: arousing out-of-control pistol legal warrant

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: Cordovan excitant round eye

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: Flirting Gay Water Buffalo

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: avocado racy jewess sex offender

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Low-t Cruise Ship Rigor

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: self-centered dilemma marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Stirring Psychic

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: Bearded coffee pot

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: Beady-eyed stock car site

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Hot Floppy Mood Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: multi-colored orchestra pit

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Violent aphrodisiac piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Carmine sick turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: titillating home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: titillating home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: Hot Floppy Mood Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: titillating home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: razzmatazz temple ratface

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Violent aphrodisiac piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: dark shaky kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#35731864)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: unholy dashing candlestick maker

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: passionate spot

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: unholy dashing candlestick maker

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: Crystalline 180 School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#38165888)



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: titillating home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: titillating home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: at-the-ready public bath cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#40585370)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: Crystalline 180 School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#43620983)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: Crystalline 180 School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#44198924)