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Golf bros: playing like complete SHIT right now

Driver is getting low and ratty. Irons I feel like I’v...
Saffron pungent electric furnace office
  05/25/25
sounds like you need to drop 10k on a new set of clubs
bipolar step-uncle's house
  05/25/25
This is obviously the only course of action
Razzle doctorate international law enforcement agency
  05/25/25
u r a retarded unathletic gook. hth
frisky motley coldplay fan house
  05/25/25
I’m not Kenny. I’m white and am decent at sports...
Saffron pungent electric furnace office
  05/25/25
Have you tried putting a dildo in your asshole before hittin...
Ruddy Liquid Oxygen Stage
  05/25/25
no. That hadn’t occurred to me.
Saffron pungent electric furnace office
  05/25/25
Have you tried not being a stupid cunt that everyone hates?
Cracking mental disorder station
  05/25/25
not sure how that will fix my irons
Saffron pungent electric furnace office
  05/25/25
So this happened this morning. -2 for 9 holes and could hav...
Saffron pungent electric furnace office
  05/29/25
"Everyone Hates Cunt" Your theme music is playi...
Cracking mental disorder station
  05/29/25
wtf bro? I've always been nice to you and held back from fu...
Saffron pungent electric furnace office
  05/29/25
Nobody cares about the fake scorecard from your ratty munici...
Cracking mental disorder station
  05/29/25
real card from a private course (albeit a very old and kind ...
Saffron pungent electric furnace office
  05/29/25
Do you have a photographic memory? I barely remember any ...
Cracking mental disorder station
  05/29/25
It was literally this morning like less than two hours ago. ...
Saffron pungent electric furnace office
  05/29/25
Would you ever play with me even though I'm Asian?
Cracking mental disorder station
  05/29/25
I wouldn't not golf with someone solely bc they're azn.
Saffron pungent electric furnace office
  05/29/25
how the hell do you do nine in less than an hour while havin...
lake infuriating pit personal credit line
  05/29/25
cart alone and no waits I usually am in the 1:15-1:25 range ...
Saffron pungent electric furnace office
  05/30/25
But kidding aside you did give me good advice once You're...
Cracking mental disorder station
  05/29/25
i fucked up my arm divoting a 7 iron that ended up havungclu...
Electric mewling karate
  05/30/25
back to sps status again
Saffron pungent electric furnace office
  06/09/25
June 28 update: no movement
Saffron pungent electric furnace office
  06/28/25
Mid-July update - no movement
Saffron pungent electric furnace office
  07/15/25
take one club out to the golf range, any club-- preferably a...
amber pontificating hairy legs range
  07/15/25
Driver is good now and putting decent. irons are still dogs...
Saffron pungent electric furnace office
  07/21/25
what is your handicap
lake infuriating pit personal credit line
  07/21/25
5.2 currently. was 4.7 going into the weekend.
Saffron pungent electric furnace office
  07/22/25
nice, i'm hoping to get to mid-low teens by this winter (i p...
lake infuriating pit personal credit line
  07/22/25
I'm hoping to sandbag up to a 7 or 8 by the fall
jock itch
  08/04/25
no movement after a dogshit 81 sunday morning. have a few mo...
jock itch
  08/04/25


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Date: May 25th, 2025 11:17 AM
Author: Saffron pungent electric furnace office

Driver is getting low and ratty. Irons I feel like I’ve lost a full club in the past few weeks. Putting is ass. This can’t go on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Reputation#48960477)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: bipolar step-uncle's house

sounds like you need to drop 10k on a new set of clubs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Reputation#48960483)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Razzle doctorate international law enforcement agency

This is obviously the only course of action

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Reputation#48961101)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: frisky motley coldplay fan house

u r a retarded unathletic gook. hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Reputation#48960492)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Saffron pungent electric furnace office

I’m not Kenny. I’m white and am decent at sports that don’t involve running. The dogshit 83 I farted out this morning in his case would actually get his dick hard enough to maybe fuck his wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Reputation#48960977)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Ruddy Liquid Oxygen Stage

Have you tried putting a dildo in your asshole before hitting the ball?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Reputation#48960979)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 4:19 PM
Author: Saffron pungent electric furnace office

no. That hadn’t occurred to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Reputation#48960981)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Cracking mental disorder station

Have you tried not being a stupid cunt that everyone hates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Reputation#48961057)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Saffron pungent electric furnace office

not sure how that will fix my irons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Reputation#48961102)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Saffron pungent electric furnace office

So this happened this morning. -2 for 9 holes and could have very easily been -4 or -5.

https://imgur.com/a/Mow8RiM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Reputation#48970660)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:30 AM
Author: Cracking mental disorder station

"Everyone Hates Cunt"

Your theme music is playing, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Reputation#48970666)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Saffron pungent electric furnace office

wtf bro? I've always been nice to you and held back from fully shit talking your retarded chink approach to the game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Reputation#48970671)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Cracking mental disorder station

Nobody cares about the fake scorecard from your ratty municipal track

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Reputation#48970673)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Saffron pungent electric furnace office

real card from a private course (albeit a very old and kind of TTT one). played 9 holes at 10am, was done by 10:56. played through some old lady.

#1: good drive, good 8 iron to 15 feet to back pin. shitty birdie attempt.

2: pull hook drive, recovery ends up in fairway bunker 131 out. stick 8 iron to 5 feet. birdie.

3: good drive, kind of shitty 7 iron to fringe. 3 putt from there (technically a 2 putt but felt like 3)

4: short par 5. good drive, 5 iron 2nd shot came up short, chip to 2 feet. birdie.

5: par 3. 7 iron middle of the green. long but decent look at bird. miss it.

6: good drive. wedge to 8 feet. miss birdie putt.

7: clip a tree but stay in fairway. stick a 9 iron to 10 feet and make bird.

8: par 3. miss 5 iron right, but left an easy pitch to 3 feet to save par.

9: good drive and good wedge to 12 feet. miss putt for 33. shoot 34 for the 9.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Reputation#48970691)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: Cracking mental disorder station

Do you have a photographic memory?

I barely remember any shots an hour after the round

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Reputation#48970754)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 12:06 PM
Author: Saffron pungent electric furnace office

It was literally this morning like less than two hours ago. And it’s one of the better 9s I’ve shot recently so it’s worth remembering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Reputation#48970765)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Cracking mental disorder station

Would you ever play with me even though I'm Asian?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Reputation#48970809)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Saffron pungent electric furnace office

I wouldn't not golf with someone solely bc they're azn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Reputation#48971046)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: lake infuriating pit personal credit line

how the hell do you do nine in less than an hour while having to wait a bit on a person in front of you? solo cart i guess? i get close to one hour but haven't broken it even playing the forward tees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Reputation#48972625)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: Saffron pungent electric furnace office

cart alone and no waits I usually am in the 1:15-1:25 range without rushing too much and having to waste time looking for balls. I was actually hitting it straight/hitting greens for a change and the old lady didn't really slow me down at all because she waved me through right as I got to the tee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Reputation#48974573)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: Cracking mental disorder station

But kidding aside you did give me good advice once

You're on the short list of posters that will get credit when I'm on the senior tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Reputation#48970677)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: Electric mewling karate

i fucked up my arm divoting a 7 iron that ended up havungclub head snapping off at like 100mph and i havent really played since

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Reputation#48974577)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: Saffron pungent electric furnace office

back to sps status again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Reputation#48999711)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: Saffron pungent electric furnace office

June 28 update: no movement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Reputation#49056398)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: Saffron pungent electric furnace office

Mid-July update - no movement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Reputation#49102281)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: amber pontificating hairy legs range

take one club out to the golf range, any club-- preferably a mid iron and focus just on swing tempo and accuracy to the flag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Reputation#49103097)



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Date: July 21st, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Saffron pungent electric furnace office

Driver is good now and putting decent. irons are still dogshit. made it through round 1 of club championshit yesterday then got smoked in the afternoon round 2 by some lunatic who's a HS Biology teacher and happens to be married to a radiologist and has grown up kids so just gets to golf every day in the summer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Reputation#49118989)



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Date: July 21st, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: lake infuriating pit personal credit line

what is your handicap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Reputation#49119895)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 8:06 AM
Author: Saffron pungent electric furnace office

5.2 currently. was 4.7 going into the weekend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Reputation#49120868)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 5:44 PM
Author: lake infuriating pit personal credit line

nice, i'm hoping to get to mid-low teens by this winter (i played my first real round in late 2024)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Reputation#49122937)



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Date: August 4th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: jock itch

I'm hoping to sandbag up to a 7 or 8 by the fall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Reputation#49154913)



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Date: August 4th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: jock itch

no movement after a dogshit 81 sunday morning. have a few more rounds from months ago i need to fart out.

https://imgur.com/2Y9OItP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Reputation#49156342)