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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
emerald haunting school
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
diverse territorial site yarmulke
  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
emerald haunting school
  07/26/25
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mustard hell tank
  07/26/25
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Up-to-no-good comical ceo library
  07/26/25
We’ve all been there
Topaz school cafeteria
  07/26/25
The giver or the taker lol
emerald haunting school
  07/26/25
At a bar
Submissive Pit
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mustard hell tank
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contagious house gaping
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yellow coffee pot dilemma
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Orchid piazza double fault
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multi-colored internal respiration
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emerald haunting school
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stirring pearl brethren
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Glittery Seedy Telephone Ape
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khaki party of the first part headpube
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cobalt hospital
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Excitant maize casino
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Massive abode karate
  07/27/25
Not hygienic
Brilliant razzmatazz faggotry
  07/26/25
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diverse territorial site yarmulke
  07/26/25
Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with ...
rambunctious sex offender
  07/26/25
Hence “closest”
emerald haunting school
  07/26/25
...
diverse territorial site yarmulke
  07/26/25
If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
rambunctious sex offender
  07/26/25
It is what it is.
mustard hell tank
  07/26/25
I know what to say
Sepia razzle-dazzle plaza
  07/26/25
Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
emerald haunting school
  07/27/25
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Lavender Area
  07/27/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
floppy lime corn cake
  07/26/25
...
mustard hell tank
  07/26/25
Woah Cr
Curious copper really tough guy philosopher-king
  07/26/25
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Glittery Seedy Telephone Ape
  07/26/25
I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone...
Canary laughsome affirmative action trailer park
  07/26/25
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stirring pearl brethren
  07/26/25
We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts m...
appetizing opaque twinkling uncleanness
  07/26/25
Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with...
Glittery Seedy Telephone Ape
  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
emerald haunting school
  07/26/25
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diverse territorial site yarmulke
  07/26/25
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Passionate Lay Kitty
  07/27/25
I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
diverse territorial site yarmulke
  07/26/25
(who did it)
hyperactive potus shrine
  07/26/25
...
mustard hell tank
  07/26/25
gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare
Cheese-eating Green International Law Enforcement Agency
  07/26/25
which dad tp
talented mint ratface den
  07/27/25
better luck next time!
swashbuckling main people
  07/27/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: emerald haunting school

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: diverse territorial site yarmulke

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: emerald haunting school

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: mustard hell tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133074)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good comical ceo library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133075)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Topaz school cafeteria

We’ve all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133076)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: emerald haunting school

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: Submissive Pit

At a bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133140)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: mustard hell tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133162)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: contagious house gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133333)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: yellow coffee pot dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133359)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: odious salmon nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133372)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: poppy thirsty candlestick maker chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133398)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Orchid piazza double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133408)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: multi-colored internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133413)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: emerald haunting school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133420)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: stirring pearl brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133508)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Glittery Seedy Telephone Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133751)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: khaki party of the first part headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133762)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: cobalt hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133919)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Excitant maize casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133937)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Massive abode karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49134983)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Brilliant razzmatazz faggotry

Not hygienic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133107)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: diverse territorial site yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: rambunctious sex offender

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: emerald haunting school

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: diverse territorial site yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: rambunctious sex offender

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: mustard hell tank

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Sepia razzle-dazzle plaza

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: emerald haunting school

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Lavender Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: floppy lime corn cake

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: mustard hell tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Curious copper really tough guy philosopher-king

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: Glittery Seedy Telephone Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Canary laughsome affirmative action trailer park

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: stirring pearl brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133510)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: appetizing opaque twinkling uncleanness

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Glittery Seedy Telephone Ape

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: emerald haunting school

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: diverse territorial site yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Passionate Lay Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49134958)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: diverse territorial site yarmulke

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: hyperactive potus shrine

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: mustard hell tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133997)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Green International Law Enforcement Agency

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: talented mint ratface den

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: swashbuckling main people

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49134975)