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Why are Jews such terrible cooks?

we all know so called jewish cuisine tastes worse than dog b...
drunken dun goal in life
  01/22/26
(single source bread consumer)
poppy talented windowlicker messiness
  01/22/26
jews don't even know how yeast works
drunken dun goal in life
  01/22/26
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Vigorous telephone
  01/22/26
just 8 days a year
violent provocative kitty
  01/22/26
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violent provocative kitty
  01/22/26
the bagel was invented by jews who lacked teh spatial iq to ...
Yapping Stimulating Haunted Graveyard
  01/22/26
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Vigorous telephone
  01/22/26
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Rambunctious pozpig
  01/23/26
Desert jew food can be pretty good. Ashkenazi shit is just S...
Mind-boggling sepia range
  01/22/26
"desert jew food" = arab food
poppy talented windowlicker messiness
  01/22/26
Or turk, but yes
Mind-boggling sepia range
  01/22/26
jews lived have continuously in arab lands for 3000 years ev...
violent provocative kitty
  01/22/26
thank you for the hummus recipe, my friend
poppy talented windowlicker messiness
  01/22/26
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violent provocative kitty
  01/22/26
cr. as a jew, i wholly agree.
violent provocative kitty
  01/22/26
What even is Jewish food? They just steal cuisines from othe...
Tan gay wizard coldplay fan
  01/22/26
difficult to gaslight people about taste of food
Swashbuckling chocolate idiot water buffalo
  01/22/26
Had a jewish dumbass roommate in college who kept his coffee...
internet-worthy locale
  01/22/26
not a coffeemo, but what's the problem here? i assume freezi...
violent provocative kitty
  01/22/26
you're supposed to do that if you keep them around more than...
Sienna alcoholic private investor
  01/22/26
*briefcase full of klezmer music falls open*
internet-worthy locale
  01/22/26
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Charismatic Costumed Toaster Nowag
  01/22/26
the women are entitled and pretentious. cooking is beneath t...
Adventurous Fishy Boltzmann Stag Film
  01/22/26
this is secular jewish women. ortho women are cooking machin...
violent provocative kitty
  01/22/26
Secular Jews can be good cooks. If you keep kosher you have ...
Purple stage legal warrant
  01/22/26
They are scared of ovens.
Smoky lay
  01/22/26
Real answer: Ashkenazi Jewish food is largely medieval Europ...
fragrant filthpig
  01/22/26
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violent provocative kitty
  01/22/26
Except E. Euros eat a ton of pork and they don't. And in ge...
walnut field candlestick maker
  01/22/26
do they even know how ovens work?
drunken dun goal in life
  01/23/26
I feel like this is setting something up...
walnut field candlestick maker
  01/23/26
cooking is beauty and beauty is truth
Rambunctious pozpig
  01/23/26
you're missing the letter "r"
Cheese-eating laser beams
  01/23/26


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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: drunken dun goal in life

we all know so called jewish cuisine tastes worse than dog barf, but why are jews in general so bad at cooking? Are they so cheap they can't afford basics like salt and pepper?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2Reputation#49609259)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:49 PM
Author: poppy talented windowlicker messiness

(single source bread consumer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2Reputation#49609268)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:50 PM
Author: drunken dun goal in life

jews don't even know how yeast works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2Reputation#49609272)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: Vigorous telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2Reputation#49609286)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 3:28 PM
Author: violent provocative kitty

just 8 days a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2Reputation#49609376)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:54 PM
Author: violent provocative kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2Reputation#49609291)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: Yapping Stimulating Haunted Graveyard

the bagel was invented by jews who lacked teh spatial iq to make a pretzel ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2Reputation#49609273)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: Vigorous telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2Reputation#49609288)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:33 PM
Author: Rambunctious pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2Reputation#49613315)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: Mind-boggling sepia range

Desert jew food can be pretty good. Ashkenazi shit is just Slavic food, which tends to be pretty shitty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2Reputation#49609278)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: poppy talented windowlicker messiness

"desert jew food" = arab food

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2Reputation#49609281)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: Mind-boggling sepia range

Or turk, but yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2Reputation#49609285)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: violent provocative kitty

jews lived have continuously in arab lands for 3000 years even before we went to europe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2Reputation#49609289)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:57 PM
Author: poppy talented windowlicker messiness

thank you for the hummus recipe, my friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2Reputation#49609304)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: violent provocative kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2Reputation#49609313)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:54 PM
Author: violent provocative kitty

cr. as a jew, i wholly agree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2Reputation#49609290)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: Tan gay wizard coldplay fan

What even is Jewish food? They just steal cuisines from other countries and call it Jewish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2Reputation#49609284)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:55 PM
Author: Swashbuckling chocolate idiot water buffalo

difficult to gaslight people about taste of food

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2Reputation#49609294)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: internet-worthy locale

Had a jewish dumbass roommate in college who kept his coffee beans in the freezer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2Reputation#49609307)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: violent provocative kitty

not a coffeemo, but what's the problem here? i assume freezing beans keeps them fresh for longer.

edit: seems right https://www.foodandwine.com/freeze-coffee-beans-8675333

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2Reputation#49609344)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: Sienna alcoholic private investor

you're supposed to do that if you keep them around more than a couple of weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2Reputation#49609355)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: internet-worthy locale

*briefcase full of klezmer music falls open*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2Reputation#49609593)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 3:23 PM
Author: Charismatic Costumed Toaster Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2Reputation#49609365)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: Adventurous Fishy Boltzmann Stag Film

the women are entitled and pretentious. cooking is beneath them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2Reputation#49609368)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: violent provocative kitty

this is secular jewish women. ortho women are cooking machines.

and this is retarded because it doesnt go to the cuisine itself. even ortho women who cook ashkenazi food 24/7 are shit cooks bc the cuisine is shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2Reputation#49609369)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 4:19 PM
Author: Purple stage legal warrant

Secular Jews can be good cooks. If you keep kosher you have a bunch of restrictions even beyond the obvious stuff like no bacon. All the meat and dairy comes through a weird supply chain operated by Jews who know that their customers will pay an inflated price for a mediocre product. You can in theory make a good kosher mozzarella or steak, but the market is tiny given that a lot of religious Jews are working on a tight food budget and there are only good kosher restaurants in a few places. Even fruit and veg has rules and so everything is processed and not very fresh. It’s an entire food subculture running as like a niche overpriced Sysco/Walmart where you’re forbidden to try anything else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2Reputation#49609568)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: Smoky lay

They are scared of ovens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2Reputation#49609570)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 4:26 PM
Author: fragrant filthpig

Real answer: Ashkenazi Jewish food is largely medieval European peasant food. It's pretty basic, hardy stuff that poor eastern Euros had to eat. It's not that different from other traditional eastern European food: potatoes, beef, chicken, buckwheat, carrots, and limited spices mashed together in a dozen different ways.

It just never seemed to evolve like other Euro cuisines did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2Reputation#49609576)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: violent provocative kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2Reputation#49609621)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 11:13 PM
Author: walnut field candlestick maker

Except E. Euros eat a ton of pork and they don't. And in general Jewish dietary laws make everything shittier. That is the real answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2Reputation#49610776)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 8:57 AM
Author: drunken dun goal in life

do they even know how ovens work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2Reputation#49611185)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:32 PM
Author: walnut field candlestick maker

I feel like this is setting something up...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2Reputation#49613312)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:33 PM
Author: Rambunctious pozpig

cooking is beauty and beauty is truth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2Reputation#49613319)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:34 PM
Author: Cheese-eating laser beams

you're missing the letter "r"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2Reputation#49613320)