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Why are Jews such terrible cooks?
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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:47 PM Author: drunken dun goal in life we all know so called jewish cuisine tastes worse than dog barf, but why are jews in general so bad at cooking? Are they so cheap they can't afford basics like salt and pepper? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2Reputation#49609259) |
Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:49 PM Author: poppy talented windowlicker messiness (single source bread consumer) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2Reputation#49609268) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:50 PM Author: drunken dun goal in life jews don't even know how yeast works (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2Reputation#49609272) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:53 PM Author: Vigorous telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2Reputation#49609286) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2026 3:28 PM Author: violent provocative kitty just 8 days a year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2Reputation#49609376) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:54 PM Author: violent provocative kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2Reputation#49609291) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:51 PM Author: Yapping Stimulating Haunted Graveyard the bagel was invented by jews who lacked teh spatial iq to make a pretzel ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2Reputation#49609273) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:53 PM Author: Vigorous telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2Reputation#49609288) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:33 PM Author: Rambunctious pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2Reputation#49613315) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:52 PM Author: Mind-boggling sepia range Desert jew food can be pretty good. Ashkenazi shit is just Slavic food, which tends to be pretty shitty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2Reputation#49609278) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:52 PM Author: poppy talented windowlicker messiness "desert jew food" = arab food (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2Reputation#49609281) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:53 PM Author: Mind-boggling sepia range Or turk, but yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2Reputation#49609285) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:53 PM Author: violent provocative kitty jews lived have continuously in arab lands for 3000 years even before we went to europe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2Reputation#49609289) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:57 PM Author: poppy talented windowlicker messiness thank you for the hummus recipe, my friend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2Reputation#49609304) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2026 3:02 PM Author: violent provocative kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2Reputation#49609313) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:54 PM Author: violent provocative kitty cr. as a jew, i wholly agree. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2Reputation#49609290) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:53 PM Author: Tan gay wizard coldplay fan What even is Jewish food? They just steal cuisines from other countries and call it Jewish. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2Reputation#49609284) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:55 PM Author: Swashbuckling chocolate idiot water buffalo difficult to gaslight people about taste of food (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2Reputation#49609294) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:59 PM Author: internet-worthy locale Had a jewish dumbass roommate in college who kept his coffee beans in the freezer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2Reputation#49609307) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2026 3:13 PM Author: violent provocative kitty not a coffeemo, but what's the problem here? i assume freezing beans keeps them fresh for longer.
edit: seems right https://www.foodandwine.com/freeze-coffee-beans-8675333 |
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Date: January 22nd, 2026 3:19 PM Author: Sienna alcoholic private investor you're supposed to do that if you keep them around more than a couple of weeks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2Reputation#49609355) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2026 4:37 PM Author: internet-worthy locale *briefcase full of klezmer music falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2Reputation#49609593) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2026 3:23 PM Author: Charismatic Costumed Toaster Nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2Reputation#49609365) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2026 3:25 PM Author: Adventurous Fishy Boltzmann Stag Film the women are entitled and pretentious. cooking is beneath them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2Reputation#49609368) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2026 3:25 PM Author: violent provocative kitty this is secular jewish women. ortho women are cooking machines.
and this is retarded because it doesnt go to the cuisine itself. even ortho women who cook ashkenazi food 24/7 are shit cooks bc the cuisine is shit |
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Date: January 22nd, 2026 4:19 PM Author: Purple stage legal warrant Secular Jews can be good cooks. If you keep kosher you have a bunch of restrictions even beyond the obvious stuff like no bacon. All the meat and dairy comes through a weird supply chain operated by Jews who know that their customers will pay an inflated price for a mediocre product. You can in theory make a good kosher mozzarella or steak, but the market is tiny given that a lot of religious Jews are working on a tight food budget and there are only good kosher restaurants in a few places. Even fruit and veg has rules and so everything is processed and not very fresh. It’s an entire food subculture running as like a niche overpriced Sysco/Walmart where you’re forbidden to try anything else. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2Reputation#49609568) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2026 4:23 PM Author: Smoky lay They are scared of ovens. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2Reputation#49609570) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2026 4:26 PM Author: fragrant filthpig Real answer: Ashkenazi Jewish food is largely medieval European peasant food. It's pretty basic, hardy stuff that poor eastern Euros had to eat. It's not that different from other traditional eastern European food: potatoes, beef, chicken, buckwheat, carrots, and limited spices mashed together in a dozen different ways.
It just never seemed to evolve like other Euro cuisines did. |
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Date: January 22nd, 2026 4:44 PM Author: violent provocative kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2Reputation#49609621) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2026 11:13 PM Author: walnut field candlestick maker Except E. Euros eat a ton of pork and they don't. And in general Jewish dietary laws make everything shittier. That is the real answer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2Reputation#49610776) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 8:57 AM Author: drunken dun goal in life do they even know how ovens work? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2Reputation#49611185) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:32 PM Author: walnut field candlestick maker I feel like this is setting something up... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2Reputation#49613312) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:33 PM Author: Rambunctious pozpig cooking is beauty and beauty is truth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2Reputation#49613319) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:34 PM Author: Cheese-eating laser beams you're missing the letter "r" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2Reputation#49613320) |