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Galileo still makes me LOL

So back in medieval times, people believed the moon was a pe...
Well-lubricated Bateful Shrine
  12/13/21
Do you know what the Moon is?
pale violent ticket booth black woman
  12/13/21
a hologram of a piece of cheese
Galvanic cheese-eating sweet tailpipe dopamine
  12/13/21
It’s a hollow artificial alien satellite full of alien...
pale violent ticket booth black woman
  12/14/21
JFC
very tactful fanboi karate
  06/13/22
like a larger Israel?
aromatic station
  06/13/22
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3285585&mc=5...
Well-lubricated Bateful Shrine
  12/13/21
"MAF catholics couldn't do SHIT." Are you sure?
self-centered library
  12/13/21
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crystalline magical queen of the night
  12/13/21
Yes. For some reason there are people who think he was put t...
Well-lubricated Bateful Shrine
  12/13/21
He died a prisoner under house arrest
crystalline magical queen of the night
  12/13/21
After a period with the friendly Ascanio Piccolomini (the Ar...
Well-lubricated Bateful Shrine
  12/13/21
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Galvanic cheese-eating sweet tailpipe dopamine
  12/14/21
PS: This book was highly praised by Albert Einstein.
Clear abode
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Laughsome green location juggernaut
  12/14/21
uh yes
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  12/14/21
Lol. Can’t you see the black marks on it w your eyes a...
dun whorehouse
  12/13/21
They thought it was a "pearl." It's color isn't un...
Well-lubricated Bateful Shrine
  12/14/21
Eppur si muove
irate locus faggot firefighter
  12/14/21
(Robert Bellarmine, fuming)
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Well-lubricated Bateful Shrine
  12/14/21
Bump for someone handing this thing to the pope and saying &...
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Date: December 13th, 2021 11:01 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Bateful Shrine

So back in medieval times, people believed the moon was a perfect, unblemished sphere. They didn't actually know wtf the moon even was, but they figured whatever it was, it was put there by God, and God wouldn't put anything up in the heavens that wasn't a perfectly smooth, round object.

So Galileo makes this device that lets anyone see the surface of the moon, and the first thing you see is that it's a pockmarked unholy mess of craters and mountains and other surface disturbances. All totally random, so symmetry whatsoever.

This made church officials MAF but what could they do? He wasn't pointing to some words on paper or describing a heretical concept. He just made this thing that let you look at the moon and see how fucked up it was. MAF catholics couldn't do SHIT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#43605269)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 11:05 PM
Author: pale violent ticket booth black woman

Do you know what the Moon is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#43605300)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 11:06 PM
Author: Galvanic cheese-eating sweet tailpipe dopamine

a hologram of a piece of cheese

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#43605306)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 10:46 AM
Author: pale violent ticket booth black woman

It’s a hollow artificial alien satellite full of alien mind control human research farm technology that can program NPCs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#43607126)



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Date: June 13th, 2022 12:58 AM
Author: very tactful fanboi karate

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#44673633)



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Date: June 13th, 2022 1:15 AM
Author: aromatic station

like a larger Israel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#44673679)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 11:07 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Bateful Shrine

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3285585&mc=56&forum_id=2#30929460

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#43605309)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 11:07 PM
Author: self-centered library

"MAF catholics couldn't do SHIT."

Are you sure?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#43605310)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 11:08 PM
Author: crystalline magical queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#43605319)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 11:14 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Bateful Shrine

Yes. For some reason there are people who think he was put to death but he lived a natural life and died at 77. His works were temporarily banned, but the fact is you could look through a telescope and just SEE he was right. Furthermore there was yuge demand for telescopes as soon as he invented them, so it's not like he wasn't busy. Every ship's captain wanted one of dem things, not to mention kings and shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#43605358)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 11:18 PM
Author: crystalline magical queen of the night

He died a prisoner under house arrest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#43605405)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 11:21 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Bateful Shrine

After a period with the friendly Ascanio Piccolomini (the Archbishop of Siena), Galileo was allowed to return to his villa at Arcetri near Florence in 1634, where he spent part of his life under house arrest. Galileo was ordered to read the Seven Penitential Psalms once a week for the next three years. However, his daughter Maria Celeste relieved him of the burden after securing ecclesiastical permission to take it upon herself.[154]

It was while Galileo was under house arrest that he dedicated his time to one of his finest works, Two New Sciences. Here he summarised work he had done some forty years earlier, on the two sciences now called kinematics and strength of materials, published in Holland to avoid the censor. This book was highly praised by Albert Einstein.[155]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#43605424)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 10:49 AM
Author: Galvanic cheese-eating sweet tailpipe dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#43607140)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 10:52 AM
Author: Clear abode

PS: This book was highly praised by Albert Einstein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#43607180)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 10:57 AM
Author: slate twisted resort jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#43607209)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: crystalline magical queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#43610337)



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Date: February 16th, 2022 8:58 PM
Author: gold histrionic circlehead affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#43980149)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 12:34 AM
Author: Laughsome green location juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#43605803)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 10:49 AM
Author: Galvanic cheese-eating sweet tailpipe dopamine

uh yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#43607149)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 11:17 PM
Author: dun whorehouse

Lol. Can’t you see the black marks on it w your eyes anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#43605393)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 12:16 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Bateful Shrine

They thought it was a "pearl." It's color isn't uniform but they figured it was still spherical and smooth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#43605742)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 12:30 AM
Author: irate locus faggot firefighter

Eppur si muove

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#43605790)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 11:00 AM
Author: slate twisted resort jap

(Robert Bellarmine, fuming)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#43607241)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 5:02 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Bateful Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#43609037)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 9:38 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Bateful Shrine

Bump for someone handing this thing to the pope and saying "here, take a look."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#43610388)



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Date: February 16th, 2022 8:43 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Bateful Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#43980064)



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Date: June 13th, 2022 12:55 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Bateful Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#44673623)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Bateful Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2Reputation#49103471)