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Hypo: 1 million cash but you have to talk like nyuug for 1 month

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cum...
Big background story orchestra pit
  09/10/24
1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life thin...
Crawly floppy affirmative action
  09/10/24
No you have to interact with your employer and family like n...
Big background story orchestra pit
  09/10/24
in that case pass I would lose much more in lifetime income...
Crawly floppy affirmative action
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Maniacal piazza
  09/10/24
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Maniacal piazza
  09/10/24
Same
Talented preventive strike
  09/10/24
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Maniacal piazza
  09/10/24
You must say this to many people daily to get the million.
Big background story orchestra pit
  09/10/24
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Maniacal piazza
  09/10/24
Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to...
Big background story orchestra pit
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Crawly floppy affirmative action
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Greedy really tough guy institution
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adulterous senate toilet seat
  09/10/24
I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal peop...
Crawly floppy affirmative action
  09/10/24
Brain worm, tumor, etc
Henna 180 Hominid
  09/10/24
Who do I write the check out to
mind-boggling deep rigor
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Big background story orchestra pit
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irradiated idiotic base
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Maniacal piazza
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electric drab mad cow disease hairy legs
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Amethyst parlour
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Ruddy zippy stage
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Ruddy zippy stage
  10/22/24
Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head inj...
Multi-colored Citrine Lay Macaca
  10/23/24
OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to g...
Big background story orchestra pit
  10/23/24
The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically...
nubile mentally impaired turdskin
  11/26/24
1800000
coiffed gaming laptop
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Dashing sable patrolman
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:03 AM
Author: Big background story orchestra pit

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cumskins' and use the word 'lollercaust'. If you impress the judges at the end of the month you get 1MM tax free. It is does not count towards your annual income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48068690)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: Crawly floppy affirmative action

1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life think you're a full retard for the rest of your life.

Can I spend that month in Bali or somewhere where nobody knows me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48068699)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: Big background story orchestra pit

No you have to interact with your employer and family like normal. After the month is over you can use any excuse you want to explain what happened, but during it you can't make any attempt to explain your personality change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48068705)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Crawly floppy affirmative action

in that case pass

I would lose much more in lifetime income alone from everyone assuming I had had a stroke and firing me

not to mention the irreparable damage to the relationships with my family and the people who matter to me, they would never be the same again, there would be no plausible way to explain such behavior to normal people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48068721)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: Maniacal piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48068729)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Maniacal piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48068712)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: Talented preventive strike

Same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48068738)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: Maniacal piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48068700)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Big background story orchestra pit

You must say this to many people daily to get the million.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48068710)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:08 AM
Author: Maniacal piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48068714)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: Big background story orchestra pit

Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to 0 irl friends and is in parasocial relationships and does performance art for autistic online lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48068720)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Crawly floppy affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48068722)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: Greedy really tough guy institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48069177)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: adulterous senate toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48068723)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: Crawly floppy affirmative action

I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48068730)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:08 PM
Author: Henna 180 Hominid

Brain worm, tumor, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48071493)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: mind-boggling deep rigor

Who do I write the check out to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48068731)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: Big background story orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48068751)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: irradiated idiotic base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48228378)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:07 PM
Author: Maniacal piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48071488)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 4:23 AM
Author: electric drab mad cow disease hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48382217)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: Amethyst parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#49736582)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:51 AM
Author: Ruddy zippy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48171633)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:10 PM
Author: Ruddy zippy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48228319)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:00 PM
Author: Multi-colored Citrine Lay Macaca

Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head injury" after which this is a symptom of my brain damage. Before this, I make explicitly clear to my wife that no matter the symptoms, she is to refuse all medical interventions on my behalf because I've seen in a vision that I will have this accident, recover after a month, and we will be $1mm richer.

She sequesters me at home to recover from my "injury" and after a month I return to normal.

When asked how I recovered, I will credit copious amounts of red meat and vigorous exercise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48230710)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:41 PM
Author: Big background story orchestra pit

OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to get the money you would have to actually walk around in your normal life saying fucktarded cumskins and I lollercaust at you without explanation. No way around it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48230993)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 5:32 AM
Author: nubile mentally impaired turdskin

The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically they won’t be satisfied unless I have caused serious damage to my life for $1M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48382253)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: coiffed gaming laptop

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48232575)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: Dashing sable patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#49736580)