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Saw two white guys walking around with sun umbrellas today

im glad this is finally catching on. its retarded there's an...
alcoholic onyx shitlib public bath
  07/17/25
this is just a signal for "open to azn pussy advances&q...
Disrespectful base doctorate
  07/17/25
this was in san fran where i dont think that needs to be exp...
alcoholic onyx shitlib public bath
  07/17/25
obviously, but why the umbrellas?
Buck-toothed comical toilet seat associate
  07/17/25
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alcoholic onyx shitlib public bath
  07/17/25
(faggy umbrella tp)
lascivious fiercely-loyal fat ankles
  07/17/25
it's a shame there's no sun protection for men that isn't se...
alcoholic onyx shitlib public bath
  07/17/25
I have Hair
lascivious fiercely-loyal fat ankles
  07/17/25
sick brag bro also umbrellas are superior because they co...
alcoholic onyx shitlib public bath
  07/17/25
(Ashy Larry)
lascivious fiercely-loyal fat ankles
  07/17/25
What the fuck are you babbling about? Wear a hat sunglasses ...
pearly soul-stirring new version
  07/17/25
some us have jobs where you cant dress like a fisherman or c...
alcoholic onyx shitlib public bath
  07/17/25
Stfu you disgusting queer
pearly soul-stirring new version
  07/17/25
heading to a big meeting in a sunshirt and carhartt bucket h...
alcoholic onyx shitlib public bath
  07/17/25
180
180 mischievous patrolman
  07/17/25
despite being a pale potato nigger i suppose you don't need ...
alcoholic onyx shitlib public bath
  07/17/25
stop sniffing my White balls, faggot
180 mischievous patrolman
  07/17/25
is that what that poor child said before you molested him yo...
alcoholic onyx shitlib public bath
  07/17/25
weird thing to lie about but I guess it makes sense since yo...
180 mischievous patrolman
  07/17/25
...
cordovan charismatic water buffalo goal in life
  07/17/25
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Opaque french property
  07/17/25
put on one of your black suits and you'll be fine
cordovan charismatic water buffalo goal in life
  07/17/25
https://static5.depositphotos.com/1030113/414/i/950/depositp...
filthy blood rage
  07/17/25
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lascivious fiercely-loyal fat ankles
  07/17/25
i wear a navy searsucker when i have to suit up in the summe...
alcoholic onyx shitlib public bath
  07/17/25
are you a shirt in the pool guy
Disrespectful base doctorate
  07/17/25
no way but i stay under a beach umbrella or whatever the sha...
alcoholic onyx shitlib public bath
  07/17/25
My boyfriends and I strut around with lacy parasols when we'...
Jet-lagged Cruise Ship Dingle Berry
  07/17/25
...
Blue irradiated legend
  07/17/25
awesome!
alcoholic onyx shitlib public bath
  07/17/25
i'm alright with this on occasion. the UV index was terrible...
thriller old irish cottage boistinker
  07/17/25
They are called parasols. Umbrellas are for the rain.
Opaque french property
  07/17/25
my family always just calls them umbrellas in english
alcoholic onyx shitlib public bath
  07/17/25


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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: alcoholic onyx shitlib public bath

im glad this is finally catching on. its retarded there's any stigma at all for something as common sense as this that most of the world already does. uv index ks out of control yet balding birdshits would rather get skin cancer than cover their head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109283)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Disrespectful base doctorate

this is just a signal for "open to azn pussy advances"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109305)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: alcoholic onyx shitlib public bath

this was in san fran where i dont think that needs to be explictily signaled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109338)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Buck-toothed comical toilet seat associate

obviously, but why the umbrellas?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109498)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: alcoholic onyx shitlib public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109514)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: lascivious fiercely-loyal fat ankles

(faggy umbrella tp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109358)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: alcoholic onyx shitlib public bath

it's a shame there's no sun protection for men that isn't seen as gay. everyone used to wear brimmed hats because of this. it wasn't purely for looks. unless you can pull off a cowboy hat, any fedora or panama hat comes across as foppish.

i didn't think umbrellas would see adoption before hats. i guess it's the asianification of the us. wasnt long ago that sushi and curry were seen as weird and kinda gay.

anyway, im just glad i have a reason to feel less insecure about my umbrella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109399)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: lascivious fiercely-loyal fat ankles

I have Hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109408)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: alcoholic onyx shitlib public bath

sick brag bro

also umbrellas are superior because they cover your arms too. i have a skincare routine and the sun can ruin it or just be uncomfortable. especially if im using a skin peel or something with bleaching agents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109424)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: lascivious fiercely-loyal fat ankles

(Ashy Larry)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109441)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: pearly soul-stirring new version

What the fuck are you babbling about? Wear a hat sunglasses and a long sleeve shirt if you have to you stupid fucking faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109417)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: alcoholic onyx shitlib public bath

some us have jobs where you cant dress like a fisherman or construction worker, xleetus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109431)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:07 PM
Author: pearly soul-stirring new version

Stfu you disgusting queer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109436)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: alcoholic onyx shitlib public bath

heading to a big meeting in a sunshirt and carhartt bucket hat? get fucked hick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109459)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:07 PM
Author: 180 mischievous patrolman

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109434)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: alcoholic onyx shitlib public bath

despite being a pale potato nigger i suppose you don't need sun protection if you never leave the house lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109460)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:20 PM
Author: 180 mischievous patrolman

stop sniffing my White balls, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109468)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: alcoholic onyx shitlib public bath

is that what that poor child said before you molested him you literal irl sex offender?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109481)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: 180 mischievous patrolman

weird thing to lie about but I guess it makes sense since you team up with trannies to groom kids on discord

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109533)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: cordovan charismatic water buffalo goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109461)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: Opaque french property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109463)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: cordovan charismatic water buffalo goal in life

put on one of your black suits and you'll be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109462)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: filthy blood rage

https://static5.depositphotos.com/1030113/414/i/950/depositphotos_4140836-stock-photo-man-with-colorful-umbrella.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109483)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: lascivious fiercely-loyal fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109495)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: alcoholic onyx shitlib public bath

i wear a navy searsucker when i have to suit up in the summer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109496)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:20 PM
Author: Disrespectful base doctorate

are you a shirt in the pool guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109467)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: alcoholic onyx shitlib public bath

no way but i stay under a beach umbrella or whatever the shade provider is when im not in the pool.

why are patio umbrellas ok but not walking around umbrellas?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109479)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Cruise Ship Dingle Berry

My boyfriends and I strut around with lacy parasols when we're out daytime sarging

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109474)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Blue irradiated legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109542)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: alcoholic onyx shitlib public bath

awesome!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109760)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: thriller old irish cottage boistinker

i'm alright with this on occasion. the UV index was terrible this year and if you live in a sunny state you don't ever want to double up on sunburn days. if it's just a single block color and not a lacy panty pattern it's completely fine

sunscreen is vile and unnatural and really should only be worn a few times a year and probably only when you're on a boat or out hiking

i like those chink rice paddy hats but they are completely impractical. i would legit wear a sombrero sometimes and also use it to siesta in public parks if it wasn't de facto illegal to do so now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109781)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: Opaque french property

They are called parasols. Umbrellas are for the rain.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49110078)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: alcoholic onyx shitlib public bath

my family always just calls them umbrellas in english

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49110172)