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Ezekiel 23 is a wildly underrated wedding reading
| Sepia parlour coffee pot | 01/26/23 |
| So we looked at the data | 01/06/26 |
| Kenneth Play | 01/06/26 |
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Date: January 26th, 2023 3:33 PM Author: Sepia parlour coffee pot And now the bride’s uncle, Patrick, will come up to do a reading from the Book of Ezekiel…
“When she carried on her prostitution openly and exposed her naked body, I turned away from her in disgust, just as I had turned away from her sister. 19Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. 21So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.”
The word of the lord. |
Date: January 6th, 2026 9:48 AM Author: So we looked at the data (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5278338&forum_id=2Reputation#49566292) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 9:53 AM Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth) an interesting set of bumps this morning. yes her lovers were gross with their massive genitals, not normal-sized and righteous like mine
edit: haha and yes i thought *bride* would *never* settle down with someone nice like *husband* |