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Truly AMAZING how Trump can maek Stocks just stay as same levels all day

truly amazing SOXL will trade within a band from like 5-6.25...
vivacious sickened station reading party
  04/17/26
Lmao, you're still MAF that trump ended the war and stonks a...
Brass boyish faggot firefighter
  04/17/26
yes, im MAF, this is all im thinking abt since i have no oth...
vivacious sickened station reading party
  04/18/26
Why don't you just buy and hold ETFs for years and reap the ...
appetizing candlestick maker
  04/18/26
no, furk that shit. i dont even need to be in market i shld ...
vivacious sickened station reading party
  04/18/26
Putting 1 mil into 4% divvies and putting 400k in VOO is by ...
appetizing candlestick maker
  04/18/26
i already have like 820k in PAAA SGOV GSY getting like 4.5%,...
vivacious sickened station reading party
  04/18/26
Yeah I don't know how much your short position is going to r...
appetizing candlestick maker
  04/18/26
What the fuck are these third world maniacs talking about in...
charcoal market
  04/18/26


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Date: April 17th, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: vivacious sickened station reading party

truly amazing SOXL will trade within a band from like 5-6.25% up and never change entire day. Truly amazin!

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Date: April 17th, 2026 4:05 PM
Author: Brass boyish faggot firefighter

Lmao, you're still MAF that trump ended the war and stonks are at an ATH

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Date: April 18th, 2026 3:24 AM
Author: vivacious sickened station reading party

yes, im MAF, this is all im thinking abt since i have no other stressors in life

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Date: April 18th, 2026 3:44 AM
Author: appetizing candlestick maker

Why don't you just buy and hold ETFs for years and reap the profits of American ingenuity and never options trade or short the market again? You could be rich too.

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Date: April 18th, 2026 3:46 AM
Author: vivacious sickened station reading party

no, furk that shit. i dont even need to be in market i shld keep 1m in non equities just coping 4.5% divvies and onl keep 400k in marketes but yes i shld just put in VOO and not furk arnd but even that i dont know market cld do a 2000 crash that takes 15 y to recover, funny how idiots forget that

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Date: April 18th, 2026 3:57 AM
Author: appetizing candlestick maker

Putting 1 mil into 4% divvies and putting 400k in VOO is by far the smartest trading strategy you have ever put forth on this website and it's not close. Just do it man. Give up the ghost. In a year, you'll be richer. And every year basically forever, you'll be richer.

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Date: April 18th, 2026 4:14 AM
Author: vivacious sickened station reading party

i already have like 820k in PAAA SGOV GSY getting like 4.5%, only issue is my brillant reverse 3x bet on market ljl once that recovers inshallah then i can easily just put 180k more into safe shit to get to 1m then 400k in SPY maybe and maybe 10k to furk arnd with options and shit

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Date: April 18th, 2026 4:16 AM
Author: appetizing candlestick maker

Yeah I don't know how much your short position is going to recover any time soon...

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Date: April 18th, 2026 4:20 AM
Author: charcoal market

What the fuck are these third world maniacs talking about in this thread?

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