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Materialists (2025) is a 180 movie

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her...
Topaz razzle personal credit line
  11/29/25
Women are 180
Mewling psychic mexican
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Walnut Theater Stock Car
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Mewling psychic mexican
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swashbuckling prole doctorate
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Mewling psychic mexican
  11/29/25
but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perf...
Bat Shit Crazy Electric Church Feces
  11/29/25
Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.
Topaz razzle personal credit line
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Walnut Theater Stock Car
  11/29/25
if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?
fighting talented alpha
  11/29/25
Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income,...
Topaz razzle personal credit line
  11/29/25
jesus talk about a crime against women
fighting talented alpha
  11/29/25
holy shit not flame
Low-t Coldplay Fan
  11/29/25
Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit
trip ruby whorehouse philosopher-king
  11/29/25
checked it out because of this post. actually not as terribl...
Unholy home
  11/29/25
It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrin...
Topaz razzle personal credit line
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Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if ...
vigorous brethren
  11/29/25
what happened champ? your "Woman" having second th...
excitant maroon sanctuary
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No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this ...
vigorous brethren
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fighting talented alpha
  11/29/25
wasnt this movie written by AI?
brass gas station
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https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660
Bat Shit Crazy Electric Church Feces
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I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or fu...
Sapphire razzmatazz meetinghouse
  11/29/25
I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and br...
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jewish darkness
  12/06/25
lol, not flame
arousing mauve state
  11/29/25
Short guys really shouldn't watch this
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"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.
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GREED * LUST * ENVY * RUIN
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Approved
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Is this XO approved?
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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Topaz razzle personal credit line

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her clients are pushing 40, desperate to marry, but will not settle for anyone under 6 feet, $500k salary, white.

Johnson falls in love with Pedro Pascal, a swarthy private equity advisor. They get serious and are about to take a month-long trip to Iceland when she discovers that he got leg lengthening surgery and he’s actually only 5’6”, not 6’. She immediately breaks up with him and goes back to Chad, played by Captain America. Chad is a poor amateur actor but he is Tall.

The end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Reputation#49469488)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:17 AM
Author: Mewling psychic mexican

Women are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Reputation#49469497)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: Walnut Theater Stock Car



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Mewling psychic mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Reputation#49469529)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: swashbuckling prole doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Reputation#49470254)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Mewling psychic mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Reputation#49471195)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Electric Church Feces

but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perfect match on paper may in fact turn out to be a date raper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Reputation#49469514)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:50 AM
Author: Topaz razzle personal credit line

Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Reputation#49469521)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: Walnut Theater Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Reputation#49469600)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: fighting talented alpha

if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Reputation#49469904)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: Topaz razzle personal credit line

Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income, and was just a poor short raper.

100% not flame btw this movie rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Reputation#49470250)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: fighting talented alpha

jesus talk about a crime against women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Reputation#49470990)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: Low-t Coldplay Fan

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Reputation#49469582)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: trip ruby whorehouse philosopher-king

Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Reputation#49470236)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: Unholy home

checked it out because of this post. actually not as terrible as i expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Reputation#49469595)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: Topaz razzle personal credit line

It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrina-era rom coms of the 90s. Just way more about being Tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Reputation#49469819)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: vigorous brethren

Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if anything. I wish Roossy were still alive to write about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Reputation#49469825)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: excitant maroon sanctuary

what happened champ? your "Woman" having second thoughts? haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Reputation#49469857)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: vigorous brethren

No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this with a Woman is like watching HBO with your mom and people start saying Fuck or having sex in random scenes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Reputation#49469858)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: fighting talented alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Reputation#49469905)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: brass gas station

wasnt this movie written by AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Reputation#49469901)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Electric Church Feces

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Reputation#49470197)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Sapphire razzmatazz meetinghouse

I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or funny or entertaining, like as if just reading some memes from middle aged shutins. I rate it F.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Reputation#49470272)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Electric Church Feces

I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and branded as a romcom. There is literally not a single laff anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Reputation#49470755)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: jewish darkness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Reputation#49490241)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: arousing mauve state

lol, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Reputation#49470281)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,;:,.,.,::,..,:,.,.:.:.,:...:.;


Short guys really shouldn't watch this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Reputation#49482613)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Smug Coca-cola Johnny Cash LSU Fan

"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Reputation#49482631)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: GREED * LUST * ENVY * RUIN



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Reputation#49482632)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,....,:,..,:.:.,:.::,


Approved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Reputation#49490026)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are))

Is this XO approved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Reputation#49490030)