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It's almost like a bar mitzvah for them.
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shocker!
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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:12 AM
Author: curious philosopher-king church

I was thinking during my last tattoo session that I really don't want to be in the sushi business anymore, so I dropped some Molly and brainstormed about to get out of it.

I'm going to get chandler to dress like a the head chef (hat and all) have him to turn on all the gas stoves before leaving. Plan is to leave a lit candle in the attic before I leave town for Vegas to attend some CLE. When the gas pops, I should get more than my money back with the insurance payouts.

You see, it's ideas and actions like this why I have so much money. Other people look at buying $2 lottery ticket as the way to riches. But I see a candle, some gas, an albi (and a Mongolian fall guy) as the real opportunity. That's why I have the highest cash flow on XO

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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:12 AM
Author: offensive brunch



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:16 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone coiffed sound barrier



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:17 AM
Author: vengeful bipolar public bath wrinkle



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:27 AM
Author: Magical menage messiness



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:29 AM
Author: crawly pozpig twinkling uncleanness



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Date: August 12th, 2023 12:08 PM
Author: Thirsty Principal's Office



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: curious philosopher-king church



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: geriatric boiling water keepsake machete

Wow...

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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:07 PM
Author: Trip double fault

Arson investigations are flame, they consider it suspicious if you have no alibi (because maybe you set it yourself) and also suspicious if you do have an alibi (because maybe you hired someone to do it and then made sure you had an alibi). Your best bet is to have an intermediate level of alibi that can eventually be verified but only with immense difficulty. Good luck brother.

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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:09 PM
Author: Beady-eyed painfully honest piazza

In NY, we call this form of insurance fraud "Jewish Lighting" because, no flame, it's a cultural reality that every Jewish real estate investor and small business owner (where relevant) does it one time in their career. And I mean exactly one time. Not zero and not 2+.

They even have a saying. I forget how it goes exactly. But it's something like the following in Yiddish:

"You're an idiot if you never commit insurance fraud, and you're an idiot if you do it more than once."

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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:11 PM
Author: Arousing clown

It's almost like a bar mitzvah for them.

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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:24 PM
Author: emerald ungodly step-uncle's house



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Date: August 15th, 2023 1:56 PM
Author: Outnumbered Khaki Parlor

shocker!

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Date: August 15th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: slimy marvelous stead

>You're an idiot if you never commit insurance fraud, and you're an idiot if you do it more than once

bro didn't count on this forum being packed to the gills with weebs who know this quote about mt fuji

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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:26 PM
Author: Effete navy ceo area



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: henna bawdyhouse

That's the difference.

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Date: August 12th, 2023 6:18 PM
Author: curious philosopher-king church

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Date: December 2nd, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Pilgrims Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW)



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: Idiotic bbw



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:15 PM
Author: self-centered point



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Date: August 13th, 2023 6:33 PM
Author: curious philosopher-king church



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Date: August 15th, 2023 1:52 PM
Author: curious philosopher-king church



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Date: August 17th, 2023 7:54 PM
Author: curious philosopher-king church



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Date: October 8th, 2023 8:10 AM
Author: curious philosopher-king church



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Date: July 6th, 2024 10:52 PM
Author: curious philosopher-king church



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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:22 PM
Author: curious philosopher-king church



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Date: July 12th, 2024 7:45 PM
Author: curious philosopher-king church



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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: curious philosopher-king church

Wow, he actually did it

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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: nofapping supple indian lodge dopamine

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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: hideous chapel



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