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Business Idea: 50 mile long lazy river w/ stopoff points, bars

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trip buck-toothed community account center
  06/19/14
Twist: it's underground Double twist: it's in MFH
electric school cafeteria alpha
  06/19/14
everyone would get electrocuted when that ENERGY touched the...
trip buck-toothed community account center
  06/19/14
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Titillating Stage Newt
  06/20/14
Ghostbusters II - River of Slime
Galvanic Gunner Stag Film
  06/20/14
lol this is already happening in the south, little brother ...
Aromatic location
  06/19/14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7RvYCRJmAQ
Lake theatre
  06/19/14
how many STDs caught on that trip?
slimy boltzmann cuckoldry
  06/19/14
gotta catch 'em all!
Lake theatre
  06/19/14
Vang Vieng was the most 180^180 party place ever. I'm so sad...
misanthropic yellow mexican office
  06/20/14
Cr, best trip ever
Hateful sooty coffee pot
  06/20/14
Alcohol and water. What could possibly go wrong?
Hyperventilating Brilliant Spot Puppy
  06/19/14
that describes most rivers in the country that extend for 50...
Pale quadroon menage
  06/19/14
bro.t ehse bars would be RIGHT ON THE LAZY RIVER. you would ...
trip buck-toothed community account center
  06/20/14
An underground river... you mean a sewer? Sign me up
carnelian aphrodisiac dilemma
  06/20/14
How would you get back to your car/home after you've floated...
wild ruddy university national security agency
  06/20/14
jump
diverse wagecucks locus
  06/20/14
could be a circular river
Supple unhinged dingle berry
  06/20/14
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trip buck-toothed community account center
  06/20/14
(guy unfamiliar with the concept of a lazy river)
charismatic abnormal public bath blood rage
  06/20/14
in a way this is how all commerce used to be (jack frost)
talented dog poop meetinghouse
  06/20/14
this sounds 180. i want this to happen irl now.
cobalt drunken set travel guidebook
  06/20/14
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Bellevue therapy dog tp
  06/05/26
http://www.yumarivertubing.com/
Duck-like Spectacular Hairy Legs Business Firm
  06/20/14
way too much chlorine required bro. and cleaning staff. and ...
impressive theater stage boiling water
  06/20/14
(dreamkiller)
Lake theatre
  06/20/14
:( man I hate to pop j shad's balloon. he's a very im...
impressive theater stage boiling water
  06/20/14
U know what Sam Hess. I'm tired of naysayers like u. I've go...
trip buck-toothed community account center
  06/20/14
"but that water isn't clean, there's no way they could ...
impressive theater stage boiling water
  06/20/14
fucking lawyers. we can't have an awesome river to float dow...
Contagious slap-happy school wrinkle
  06/20/14
just do life vests instead of tubes, different themes for di...
bespoke dragon hospital
  06/20/14
isn't that basically Venice?
charismatic abnormal public bath blood rage
  06/20/14


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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:27 PM
Author: trip buck-toothed community account center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Reputation#25781784)



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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:27 PM
Author: electric school cafeteria alpha

Twist: it's underground

Double twist: it's in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Reputation#25781789)



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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:30 PM
Author: trip buck-toothed community account center

everyone would get electrocuted when that ENERGY touched the water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Reputation#25781807)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 11:57 AM
Author: Titillating Stage Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Reputation#25783912)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: Galvanic Gunner Stag Film

Ghostbusters II - River of Slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Reputation#25782280)



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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:28 PM
Author: Aromatic location

lol this is already happening in the south, little brother

except instead of bars there are guns and skeet shooting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Reputation#25781796)



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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:36 PM
Author: Lake theatre

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7RvYCRJmAQ



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Reputation#25781824)



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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:44 PM
Author: slimy boltzmann cuckoldry

how many STDs caught on that trip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Reputation#25781874)



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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:45 PM
Author: Lake theatre

gotta catch 'em all!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Reputation#25781882)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:33 AM
Author: misanthropic yellow mexican office

Vang Vieng was the most 180^180 party place ever. I'm so sad it's gone now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Reputation#25782247)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 1:52 AM
Author: Hateful sooty coffee pot

Cr, best trip ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Reputation#25782597)



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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:43 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Brilliant Spot Puppy

Alcohol and water. What could possibly go wrong?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Reputation#25781859)



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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:50 PM
Author: Pale quadroon menage

that describes most rivers in the country that extend for 50+ miles... you have to drive into town to go to the bar, but basically that's what we already have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Reputation#25781908)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:00 AM
Author: trip buck-toothed community account center

bro.t ehse bars would be RIGHT ON THE LAZY RIVER. you would just float up to the edge of the LR & the waiter would take you're order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Reputation#25781985)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:03 AM
Author: carnelian aphrodisiac dilemma

An underground river... you mean a sewer? Sign me up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Reputation#25782013)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: wild ruddy university national security agency

How would you get back to your car/home after you've floated miles downriver?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Reputation#25782229)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:34 AM
Author: diverse wagecucks locus

jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Reputation#25782252)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: Supple unhinged dingle berry

could be a circular river

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Reputation#25782281)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: trip buck-toothed community account center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Reputation#25782297)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: charismatic abnormal public bath blood rage

(guy unfamiliar with the concept of a lazy river)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Reputation#25783657)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:37 AM
Author: talented dog poop meetinghouse

in a way this is how all commerce used to be (jack frost)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Reputation#25782272)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:37 AM
Author: cobalt drunken set travel guidebook

this sounds 180. i want this to happen irl now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Reputation#25782276)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 12:06 PM
Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Reputation#49916827)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: Duck-like Spectacular Hairy Legs Business Firm

http://www.yumarivertubing.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Reputation#25782341)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 3:00 AM
Author: impressive theater stage boiling water

way too much chlorine required bro. and cleaning staff. and believe me if you commercialized it you'd need to clean the water.

I guess if enough concession places opened up you could take a cut from each one and subsidize the cleaning expenses but ...it would cost a lot.

main threat to this would be lawsuits from dipshits who got fucked up, fell off their tubes, inhaled water and almost died before the lifeguards did CPR on them. that's if these concession stands could even get liquor licenses in the first place.

what you COULD do is you could start building a river, one section at a time, and expand it slowly. concession stands wouldn't be able to sell alcohol though, way too much red tape...more like sodas/food/icees and shit. problem is you couldn't expand it too far because it will get less profitable per mile....people will get bored and get off, which is the main problem. Also, they'll fill up on food and drink during the first couple miles and then won't want as much for most of the trip. or they'll wait until the end and won't buy much at first. sure, people will still want drinks and stuff just saying generally....people would only eat once or twice. You'd have to subsidize it using merchandise vendors and shit, but that wouldn't be enough.

Sorry to take the wind out of your sails, brah. Seems like it would be awesome to have if you were rich but it's not profitable at all.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Reputation#25782730)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 3:01 AM
Author: Lake theatre

(dreamkiller)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Reputation#25782731)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 3:07 AM
Author: impressive theater stage boiling water

:(

man I hate to pop j shad's balloon. he's a very imaginative bro.

but dreamkiller gon' do what a dreamkiller gon' do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Reputation#25782733)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 4:14 AM
Author: trip buck-toothed community account center

U know what Sam Hess. I'm tired of naysayers like u. I've gone through my life terrified, but not anymore.

*puts shades down, hops into inner tube & slowly floats out of sight, disappearing over the horizon*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Reputation#25782788)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 4:20 AM
Author: impressive theater stage boiling water

"but that water isn't clean, there's no way they could afford iiiiittttttt......", my voice trailed off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Reputation#25782798)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 9:57 AM
Author: Contagious slap-happy school wrinkle

fucking lawyers. we can't have an awesome river to float down because of lawsuits and red tape.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Reputation#25783295)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 11:30 AM
Author: bespoke dragon hospital

just do life vests instead of tubes, different themes for different sections of the river, TONS of restrooms along the route, and very, very high prices

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Reputation#25783765)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: charismatic abnormal public bath blood rage

isn't that basically Venice?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Reputation#25783739)