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Ohtani is basically baseball Jesus

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outi...
henna knife dilemma
  10/17/25
He is lying about his height though
diverse onyx national security agency wrinkle
  10/17/25
he;s actually 6'4?
henna knife dilemma
  10/17/25
Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was...
diverse onyx national security agency wrinkle
  10/17/25
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glittery range
  10/17/25
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Erotic Aromatic Boiling Water Point
  10/18/25
Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore. ...
Lascivious state queen of the night
  10/17/25
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henna knife dilemma
  10/17/25
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Demanding Internal Respiration Tanning Salon
  10/17/25
Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan
primrose idiotic sex offender public bath
  10/18/25
Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the nor...
Lascivious state queen of the night
  10/18/25
lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look https://x.c...
Lascivious state queen of the night
  10/17/25
entire stadium knew it immediately
henna knife dilemma
  10/17/25
A MAJESTIC BLAST
Slate frum step-uncle's house
  10/19/25
He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today
wild galvanic corner ratface
  10/17/25
Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.
tan vivacious address police squad
  10/17/25
now he has a .960 ops, small sample size
henna knife dilemma
  10/17/25
Best baseball player ever.
tan vivacious address police squad
  10/17/25
And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about al...
citrine abusive lay fanboi
  10/17/25
What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family fo...
tan vivacious address police squad
  10/17/25
yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read ...
henna knife dilemma
  10/17/25
1.2M per year until he retires.
twisted resort
  10/18/25
This wretched city does not deserve him
adulterous water buffalo chad
  10/17/25
3 HRs, best athlete in history
henna knife dilemma
  10/17/25
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Black Effete Area
  10/17/25
Off 3 different pitchers lol
citrine abusive lay fanboi
  10/17/25
10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6
glittery range
  10/17/25
He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.
Curious Orchid Office
  10/17/25
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henna knife dilemma
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Black Effete Area
  10/17/25
There's still another inning for someone to really do some d...
glittery range
  10/17/25
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Demanding Internal Respiration Tanning Salon
  10/17/25
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lake rigpig
  10/18/25
lol
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  10/18/25
He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 mo...
Godawful Kitchen Twinkling Uncleanness
  10/17/25
tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo
henna knife dilemma
  10/17/25
John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio ...
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henna knife dilemma
  10/17/25
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Erotic Aromatic Boiling Water Point
  10/18/25
:(
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  10/18/25
He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymor...
Alcoholic slimy casino
  10/18/25
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racy pungent persian
  10/18/25
I bet you would suck his dick
primrose idiotic sex offender public bath
  10/18/25
Japanese, champ
Supple bawdyhouse crotch
  10/18/25
i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd ho...
arousing sooty dragon library
  10/18/25
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Histrionic coldplay fan fat ankles
  10/18/25
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Lascivious state queen of the night
  10/18/25
no homo at all
henna knife dilemma
  10/18/25
The Emperor is pleased
Supple bawdyhouse crotch
  10/18/25
If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than...
Lascivious state queen of the night
  10/18/25
Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him...
Big sneaky criminal box office
  10/18/25
stfu ZZZ
Soul-stirring sound barrier
  10/18/25
is he rly zzz?
Hairless Filthy Old Irish Cottage
  10/18/25
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Slate frum step-uncle's house
  10/19/25
Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot
Godawful Kitchen Twinkling Uncleanness
  10/18/25
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henna knife dilemma
  10/19/25


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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: henna knife dilemma

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outing, hit that last one clear out of the stadium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Reputation#49357012)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: diverse onyx national security agency wrinkle

He is lying about his height though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Reputation#49357014)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: henna knife dilemma

he;s actually 6'4?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Reputation#49357017)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: diverse onyx national security agency wrinkle

Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was in an elevator with him a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Reputation#49357025)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: glittery range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Reputation#49357114)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Erotic Aromatic Boiling Water Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Reputation#49358564)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Lascivious state queen of the night

Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore.

He’s what happens what a descendant of Samurais decides to play baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Reputation#49357016)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: henna knife dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Reputation#49357018)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Demanding Internal Respiration Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Reputation#49357137)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: primrose idiotic sex offender public bath

Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Reputation#49357852)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Lascivious state queen of the night

Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the north

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Reputation#49358272)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Lascivious state queen of the night

lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look

https://x.com/mlb/status/1979366343716802614?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Reputation#49357020)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: henna knife dilemma

entire stadium knew it immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Reputation#49357021)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Slate frum step-uncle's house

A MAJESTIC BLAST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Reputation#49359755)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: wild galvanic corner ratface

He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Reputation#49357033)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: tan vivacious address police squad

Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Reputation#49357038)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: henna knife dilemma

now he has a .960 ops, small sample size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Reputation#49357098)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: tan vivacious address police squad

Best baseball player ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Reputation#49357036)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: citrine abusive lay fanboi

And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about all the right things. You can’t not love him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Reputation#49357049)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: tan vivacious address police squad

What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family for the dude taking the gambling rap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Reputation#49357056)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: henna knife dilemma

yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read the court documents, ohtani had nothing to do with that besides being a victim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Reputation#49357062)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: twisted resort

1.2M per year until he retires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Reputation#49358485)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: adulterous water buffalo chad

This wretched city does not deserve him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Reputation#49357058)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: henna knife dilemma

3 HRs, best athlete in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Reputation#49357096)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Black Effete Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Reputation#49357099)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: citrine abusive lay fanboi

Off 3 different pitchers lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Reputation#49357105)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: glittery range

10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Reputation#49357107)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Curious Orchid Office

He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Reputation#49357116)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: henna knife dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Reputation#49357118)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Black Effete Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Reputation#49357119)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: glittery range

There's still another inning for someone to really do some damage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Reputation#49357120)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Demanding Internal Respiration Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Reputation#49357138)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: lake rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Reputation#49358494)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: Concupiscible native keepsake machete

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Reputation#49358508)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: 180 theater stage partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Reputation#49358517)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Godawful Kitchen Twinkling Uncleanness

He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 months to train full time, the average pumo could do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Reputation#49357146)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: henna knife dilemma

tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Reputation#49357148)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: Godawful Kitchen Twinkling Uncleanness

John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio type figure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Reputation#49357159)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: henna knife dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Reputation#49357165)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Erotic Aromatic Boiling Water Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Reputation#49358566)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Chartreuse bbw alpha

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Reputation#49357150)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:19 AM
Author: Histrionic coldplay fan fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Reputation#49357303)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:26 AM
Author: Alcoholic slimy casino

He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Reputation#49357308)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: racy pungent persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Reputation#49357832)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: primrose idiotic sex offender public bath

I bet you would suck his dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Reputation#49357844)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Supple bawdyhouse crotch

Japanese, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Reputation#49358276)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: arousing sooty dragon library

i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd homer where he hit it out of dodger stadium, that just made me want to suck his bruce lee cock, put some soy saue on it and wasabi and just sucky sucky until there's a hiroshima explosion (no homo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Reputation#49358277)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Histrionic coldplay fan fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Reputation#49358500)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Lascivious state queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Reputation#49358717)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: henna knife dilemma

no homo at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Reputation#49358781)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Supple bawdyhouse crotch

The Emperor is pleased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Reputation#49358280)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Lascivious state queen of the night

If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than Dominicans

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/86/dd/b2/86ddb217d3182aebe7bad56ae8f32646.jpg

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fshohei-ohtani-looking-jacked-v0-lyhym99oqzla1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Da63c419f2b19bcc4c8d14fc24fa74d1438cfa791

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FsOfgFxaAAA9K76.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Reputation#49358556)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Big sneaky criminal box office

Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him. He is 31 and in 297th place in career war.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Reputation#49358661)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Soul-stirring sound barrier

stfu ZZZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Reputation#49358814)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: Hairless Filthy Old Irish Cottage

is he rly zzz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Reputation#49358820)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Slate frum step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Reputation#49359756)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Godawful Kitchen Twinkling Uncleanness

Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Reputation#49358831)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: henna knife dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Reputation#49359746)