Are your casual rounds of golf with friends competitive at all?
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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:29 PM Author: Fragrant bat-shit-crazy juggernaut
of course. foursomes more often when we’re playing at my club, four ball usually elsewhere.
i stop teeing it up with people who don’t want to play a match. i’m not interested in playing “just for fun” because it’s actually much less fun imo. if im gonna keep score and have it not mean anything i’d rather play by myself
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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:10 PM Author: Hairraiser ticket booth
There's a good low stakes betting game you can play that's fairly handicap agnostic
First onto green, shortest to hole on green, first to sink putt from green (lowest putts)
Like $5 each per hole
But it's annoying unless you have an autistic friend to keep track of who owes/wins what the whole round
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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:45 PM Author: judgmental lemon death wish
lol @ a OP and his brown friends kicking balls out of trees when nobody is looking, taking mulligans left and right, giving themselves gimmies on 6-foot putts, etc.
only white people should be allowed to play golf. OP is constantly poasting about him and his friends cheating at golf. even jews dont do this shit.
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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:45 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone buff library
50-50, but only lame "competition" like skins or lone wolf. That way whoever is having a shitty day can still participate and even occasionally collect.
None of us are great golfers, 10-15 handicap range. Might be different if we were better, but someone is usually playing like ass and it's no fun to lose 8 and 7 or whatever.
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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:08 PM Author: Hairraiser ticket booth
Nah my golf buddies are all chill and supportive
One of them would be an amazing caddie. He tells me exactly what to do (where and how hard to hit) on the longest rolling elevated putts, and it goes in if I hit the target
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Date: July 7th, 2025 10:52 PM Author: Crimson unhinged whorehouse
I have a friend who is a beginner who cheated so terribly the one time I played with him, it actually lowered my opinion of him as a person.
It was his first year playing, he could only advance the ball 120-150 yards at a time on a good strike...kept it pretty straight and wasn't a bad chipper, but basically a bad enough new golfer that he really doesn't need to be keeping score.
Opening hole was a par 5 and he took 5 or 6 shots to get on, and on his fourth putt I stopped the ball with my foot and told him that's good. Said "Put me down for a 6" like some dumb instagram clip of ppl lying about their score. Probably shaved 25-30 strokes off over 18 holes, then was like "94, a new personal best." A few days later made a social media post about breaking 90 for the first time his next time out.
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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:16 PM Author: Trip red idiot school
😂😂
I play with a guy like that. We’ve been playing for almost two years, took lessons together, etc. There’s another guy who started with us and he’s actually the worst of the three, but doesn’t really publicize his score probably out of shame.
The other guy sucks off the tee. I’d say on half the holes he hits a second ball after the other one either moon balls 30 yards in front or goes out of bounds. If the second one is unplayable then he drops next to whoever had the longest drive.
He has never taken a penalty stroke. His scorecards are all public on Grint, by last count he has had 5 holes in one. I now judge my own progress by whether or not I have beaten his fake score. I’m usually off by about 7 strokes though. When I got a 95 recently, which was a personal best, I checked and he had given himself an 87. We rode together and I played better than him the entire round.
It’s insane. It’s hard to get better imo playing with people like this.
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Date: July 3rd, 2025 12:42 PM Author: Big sick sandwich meetinghouse
I just shot a 59 on 9 holes
Is that good
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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:23 PM Author: Excitant plaza
i once played a round with a pair and another solo on a muni course. the other solo casually told us at the first tee that he had a serious match coming up on the course the following weekend and that he wanted to move his ball to more difficult lies and placements but that he would make sure he didn't slow down play. it was classy the way he handled it.
on a tee on the back nine a group of young hispanic boys were on a bike path above the tee and the other solo casually told us under his breath that the boys had agreed to scream during the backswing of whoever teed off first. so he did an overly elaborate addressing of the ball and on the backswing flung his club backwards and took off running and screaming at the boys -- who immediately dashed away. i don't know why but the other solo's class and humor have stayed with me.
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