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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
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How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
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Hence “closest”
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If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
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It is what it is.
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I know what to say
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that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
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Woah Cr
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Not jm, House of Worship tp
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(who did it)
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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: vigorous bisexual prole meetinghouse

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: coiffed factory reset button

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: vigorous bisexual prole meetinghouse

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: copper haunting sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133074)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: orchid brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133075)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: costumed bawdyhouse

We’ve all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133076)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: vigorous bisexual prole meetinghouse

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: Concupiscible Flirting Regret

At a bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133140)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: copper haunting sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133162)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: Titillating Stage Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133333)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Fragrant kitty deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133359)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Supple translucent idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133372)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: marvelous maniacal quadroon mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133398)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: flesh wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133408)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: internet-worthy scarlet hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133413)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: vigorous bisexual prole meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133420)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Rambunctious Lascivious Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133508)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: painfully honest chocolate old irish cottage ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133751)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Turquoise Doobsian Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133762)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Indigo slippery theater nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133919)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Boyish set community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133937)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Irradiated Home Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49134983)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Onyx swashbuckling double fault

Not hygienic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133107)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: coiffed factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Adventurous maize azn

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: vigorous bisexual prole meetinghouse

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: coiffed factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Adventurous maize azn

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: copper haunting sanctuary

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Beady-eyed school

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: vigorous bisexual prole meetinghouse

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Narrow-minded floppy masturbator whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Insanely creepy motley box office private investor

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: copper haunting sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Bateful confused hominid

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: painfully honest chocolate old irish cottage ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Well-lubricated Faggot Firefighter

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Rambunctious Lascivious Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133510)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: multi-colored green area therapy

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: painfully honest chocolate old irish cottage ceo

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: vigorous bisexual prole meetinghouse

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: coiffed factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Blathering Up-to-no-good Chapel Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49134958)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: coiffed factory reset button

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Nubile den

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: copper haunting sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133997)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Electric Nofapping Pit Gay Wizard

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Opaque Nudist Gaming Laptop

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: Odious Hideous Parlour

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49134975)