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Wife’s uncle is involved in a huge legal battle and I don’t know how to help

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things g...
brass associate
  07/11/25
I can see how a small-town PD would want to shut a place dow...
ruddy giraffe
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chrome boyish forum voyeur
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fragrant sadistic telephone queen of the night
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bistre business firm knife
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navy potus stag film
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Contagious cruise ship
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black hunting ground sound barrier
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mildly autistic submissive office toaster
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Comical market doctorate
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Silver lascivious principal's office regret
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irate pisswyrm
  07/11/25
Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”
bistre business firm knife
  07/11/25
Police tried to shut the place down for what?
Fluffy point
  07/11/25
OP is JM
aphrodisiac twinkling uncleanness
  07/11/25
not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.
Geriatric theater sneaky criminal
  07/11/25
Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw complete...
brass associate
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beady-eyed chapel
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180
Wonderful rose ladyboy
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Geriatric theater sneaky criminal
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Wine bearded whorehouse
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Histrionic field coffee pot
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Comical market doctorate
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irate pisswyrm
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fragrant sadistic telephone queen of the night
  07/11/25
send reinforcements
rusted casino
  07/11/25
not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your...
demanding rehab legal warrant
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A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese ba...
brass associate
  07/11/25
Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally chang...
Contagious cruise ship
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Only if he also sends a notarized document through the posta...
frisky clown
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What kind of lawyer are you lol. All he has to do is change ...
mildly autistic submissive office toaster
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spruce volcanic crater
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abnormal house
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This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bo...
Avocado irradiated death wish
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He claims he did.
brass associate
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fragrant sadistic telephone queen of the night
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irate pisswyrm
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Razzle milky step-uncle's house athletic conference
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: brass associate

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things go away. He’s from a small town and makes amazing lobster. His name also happens to be “Red.” So the restaurant he made is called “Red’s Lobster.” (Not flame).

He was obviously sued. The place has a line out the door. People came to try to serve him and he stands there with a baseball bat (he’s also 6’7). The police in the town tried to shut the place down but he attacked a few of them. There’s only like 3 sheriffs in his town and they gave up. Theres warrants for his arrest.

I told him to go just turn himself in and he said no. He won’t shut the place down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093310)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: ruddy giraffe

I can see how a small-town PD would want to shut a place down that's infringing on a mega-corp's IP. They don't mess around with that. Try that in a small town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093330)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: chrome boyish forum voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093335)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: fragrant sadistic telephone queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093340)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: bistre business firm knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093349)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: navy potus stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093361)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Contagious cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093362)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: black hunting ground sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093380)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: mildly autistic submissive office toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093453)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Comical market doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093893)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Silver lascivious principal's office regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49094372)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: irate pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49094398)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: bistre business firm knife

Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093347)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: Fluffy point

Police tried to shut the place down for what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093352)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: aphrodisiac twinkling uncleanness

OP is JM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093353)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Geriatric theater sneaky criminal

not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093358)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: brass associate

Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw completely locked and I started foaming at the mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093377)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: beady-eyed chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093410)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: Wonderful rose ladyboy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093424)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Geriatric theater sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093532)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Wine bearded whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093537)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Histrionic field coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093833)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Comical market doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093894)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: irate pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49094397)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: fragrant sadistic telephone queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093378)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: rusted casino

send reinforcements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093428)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: demanding rehab legal warrant

not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your uncle's restaurant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093438)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: brass associate

A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese baked into them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093445)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Contagious cruise ship

Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally changed his name from red to something else? Would the warrants be invalid immediately?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093454)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: frisky clown

Only if he also sends a notarized document through the postal service changing his legal name to the valid UCC code that incorporates his body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49094946)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: mildly autistic submissive office toaster

What kind of lawyer are you lol. All he has to do is change the name to Red Lobsters’s. Problem solved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093461)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: spruce volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093521)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: abnormal house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093776)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: Avocado irradiated death wish

This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bought the Red Lobster name in bankruptcy for like $10,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093803)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: brass associate

He claims he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093981)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: fragrant sadistic telephone queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49094066)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: irate pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49094399)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: beady-eyed chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49095541)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Razzle milky step-uncle's house athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093892)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Geriatric theater sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49095575)