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Wife’s uncle is involved in a huge legal battle and I don’t know how to help

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things g...
brindle laughsome affirmative action
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Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”
Pale Spectacular Parlor
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Police tried to shut the place down for what?
magenta harsh plaza
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OP is JM
Cracking learning disabled hall
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not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.
Angry federal karate
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Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw complete...
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send reinforcements
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not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your...
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brindle laughsome affirmative action
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Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally chang...
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This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bo...
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He claims he did.
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: brindle laughsome affirmative action

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things go away. He’s from a small town and makes amazing lobster. His name also happens to be “Red.” So the restaurant he made is called “Red’s Lobster.” (Not flame).

He was obviously sued. The place has a line out the door. People came to try to serve him and he stands there with a baseball bat (he’s also 6’7). The police in the town tried to shut the place down but he attacked a few of them. There’s only like 3 sheriffs in his town and they gave up. Theres warrants for his arrest.

I told him to go just turn himself in and he said no. He won’t shut the place down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093310)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: haunting ivory shrine cuckold

I can see how a small-town PD would want to shut a place down that's infringing on a mega-corp's IP. They don't mess around with that. Try that in a small town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093330)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: lilac 180 boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093335)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Appetizing Associate Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093340)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Pale Spectacular Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093349)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: yapping jade piazza tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093361)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Contagious stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093362)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: big aggressive menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093380)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: Bull headed tan gas station giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093453)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: vibrant duck-like yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093893)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: curious dun spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49094372)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Bateful outnumbered newt haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49094398)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Pale Spectacular Parlor

Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093347)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: magenta harsh plaza

Police tried to shut the place down for what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093352)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Cracking learning disabled hall

OP is JM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093353)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Angry federal karate

not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093358)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: brindle laughsome affirmative action

Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw completely locked and I started foaming at the mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093377)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: Mauve base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093410)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: Twinkling dilemma

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093424)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Angry federal karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093532)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Onyx travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093537)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Talking water buffalo nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093833)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: vibrant duck-like yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093894)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Bateful outnumbered newt haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49094397)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Appetizing Associate Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093378)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: french gay wizard legal warrant

send reinforcements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093428)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Maroon ladyboy

not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your uncle's restaurant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093438)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: brindle laughsome affirmative action

A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese baked into them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093445)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Contagious stag film

Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally changed his name from red to something else? Would the warrants be invalid immediately?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093454)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Out-of-control Quadroon Market

Only if he also sends a notarized document through the postal service changing his legal name to the valid UCC code that incorporates his body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49094946)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: Bull headed tan gas station giraffe

What kind of lawyer are you lol. All he has to do is change the name to Red Lobsters’s. Problem solved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093461)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: aromatic milky prole pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093521)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: turquoise milk locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093776)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: exhilarant submissive office

This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bought the Red Lobster name in bankruptcy for like $10,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093803)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: brindle laughsome affirmative action

He claims he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093981)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Appetizing Associate Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49094066)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Bateful outnumbered newt haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49094399)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Mauve base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49095541)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Sepia crawly french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093892)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Angry federal karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49095575)