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I can see it in your eyes.You don't have a single fucking offer.

Date: November 21st, 2006 4:37 PM Author: variazns on a the...
slap-happy red trust fund native
  09/18/14
law students and lawyers all need to be gassed
kink-friendly corner
  09/18/14
the board was so fucking faggy back then
Cowardly copper school corn cake
  09/18/14
fair
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  09/18/14
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internet-worthy dilemma national security agency
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Cr. Notice it's always the shitlibs talking about xo2005 lik...
Arousing mother
  02/26/16
No man
Dull swashbuckling whorehouse
  03/08/16
ya it was basically paradise for jjc very unchill
abusive forum rigor
  02/26/16
damn, it really was
mind-boggling gaped school cafeteria
  02/26/16
CR. (xo 2005) was definitely different but it's better in s...
peach charismatic cuck
  02/26/16
fuk u
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  02/26/16
Lol fags
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Iridescent thriller university kitty cat
  03/08/16
This is great. A year ago, I was trying to make pleasantr...
razzle pearly stag film
  03/08/16
This was a 180 post back in the day. Of course, like most t...
ruddy autistic stage
  03/08/16
I despise this thread. It hurts, oh it hurts
Snowy Comical Indirect Expression Partner
  03/08/16
I'm glad this bort has moved beyond its faggy ways.
Sepia nudist lodge persian
  03/08/16
pre 2008 was very different and it was much easier and struc...
ruddy autistic stage
  03/08/16
pre-2008, poasters had something ot brag about because you a...
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Lul
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slap-happy red trust fund native
  05/06/22
I guess i can believe that this xo classic is now seen as &q...
boyish messiness
  05/06/22
cr, these type of posts are the best thing thats ever come o...
Vibrant ungodly garrison liquid oxygen
  05/06/22
Are those classics archived/listed somewhere
boyish messiness
  05/06/22
not that i know of, but someone will find them if you ask
Vibrant ungodly garrison liquid oxygen
  05/06/22
pre-2008 xo when you were in law school was one of the great...
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Date: September 18th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: slap-happy red trust fund native

Date: November 21st, 2006 4:37 PM

Author: variazns on a theme

I see you every time you walk down the halls. You recover from your zombie-like trance just long enough to avert your eyes away from mine. The semester has worn you down and what do you have to show for it? You are a stump of a man.

You hope I don't start up a conversation with you because you know it will lead to the inevitable. That talk and pitter patter about plans for the summer. Great summer plans of getting wined and dined in some far off city. Great plans of meeting new people and getting paid to do nothing. Because you didn't get a single fucking offer. And I can see the pain in your eyes.

I had more callbacks than you had first-interviews. I had more offers than the number of firms who would even deign to look at you twice. I've been to more cities in 4 weeks than you or your grandchildren will ever set foot in during their entire lives. Chicago, New York, LA. I can tell you which airlines fly from which terminals and how many feet you have to walk to get to the 6:50 flight to LaGuardia from the 5:30 flight from O'Hare. I've had more money thrown at me on a single dinner than you spent on food in an entire month. Because you had heard about the stories of excess. And they wouldn't even let you glance inside the window.

For me, normalcy begins again when I write my last exam for my last final of this semester. But for you, it never begins. I see you in the library paging through your casebook. I see you rush to each of your classes: a sense of urgency in the way you move. Because you lost the 1L race, and you'd like to move just a little faster for the 2L one.

I'm sorry my friend, but the life of the law is not only the life of the mind, it is the life of the mob. And to the mob, I cast my body thereupon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#7042983)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2Reputation#26351081)



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Date: September 18th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: kink-friendly corner

law students and lawyers all need to be gassed

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Date: September 18th, 2014 1:10 PM
Author: Cowardly copper school corn cake

the board was so fucking faggy back then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2Reputation#26351128)



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Date: September 18th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Beady-eyed personal credit line cuckold

fair

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Date: August 18th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: internet-worthy dilemma national security agency



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Arousing mother

Cr. Notice it's always the shitlibs talking about xo2005 like it was some bastion of prestige, when in reality it was a bunch of asian strivers celebrating being kike slaves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2Reputation#29925358)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:27 AM
Author: Dull swashbuckling whorehouse

No man

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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: abusive forum rigor

ya it was basically paradise for jjc

very unchill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2Reputation#29925372)



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:11 PM
Author: mind-boggling gaped school cafeteria

damn, it really was

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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:15 PM
Author: peach charismatic cuck

CR. (xo 2005) was definitely different but it's better in some ways and worse in others. We pretty much all bought into prestige flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2Reputation#29925403)



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Date: February 26th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: bearded aqua masturbator

fuk u

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Date: September 28th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: Cowardly copper school corn cake



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Date: May 6th, 2022 12:58 PM
Author: Arousing mother



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:07 PM
Author: Bonkers Telephone Range



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Date: January 10th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: odious hell



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:07 PM
Author: Iridescent thriller university kitty cat



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: maize racy ceo box office

Lol fags

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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:26 AM
Author: Iridescent thriller university kitty cat



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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:36 AM
Author: razzle pearly stag film

This is great.

A year ago, I was trying to make pleasantries with a law student I had known from a scholarship programme, and he just would not look at me, make any eye contact with me. I understand now.

This is me. I reek with despair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2Reputation#30007334)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 11:40 AM
Author: ruddy autistic stage

This was a 180 post back in the day. Of course, like most things xo, it's all about the context in which it was posted. Of course, the dimwitted 22 year old TLS crossovers who have infested in this board wouldn't understand and automatically resort to "this is faggy, fuck libs!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2Reputation#30008731)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: Snowy Comical Indirect Expression Partner

I despise this thread. It hurts, oh it hurts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2Reputation#30008976)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:09 PM
Author: Sepia nudist lodge persian

I'm glad this bort has moved beyond its faggy ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2Reputation#30008981)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: ruddy autistic stage

pre 2008 was very different and it was much easier and structured to become successful. It wasn't faggy for '05, but it is faggy for '16

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2Reputation#30008989)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Sepia nudist lodge persian

pre-2008, poasters had something ot brag about because you actually had the OPPORTUNITY to obtain a life of Models&Bottles.

Today, every gets either nojerb or barely $65/yr.

ITE has been very humbling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2Reputation#30009008)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 3:24 PM
Author: Iridescent thriller university kitty cat



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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:47 AM
Author: Iridescent thriller university kitty cat



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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:49 AM
Author: lavender athletic conference

Lul

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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:49 AM
Author: submissive sapphire internal respiration



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Date: May 6th, 2022 12:55 PM
Author: slap-happy red trust fund native



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:01 PM
Author: boyish messiness

I guess i can believe that this xo classic is now seen as "faggy past"

This place is truly a shit hole now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2Reputation#44464977)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:08 PM
Author: Vibrant ungodly garrison liquid oxygen

cr, these type of posts are the best thing thats ever come out of xo.

"S&C shoulder bag logo out" is another classic

UChicago shithole screed too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2Reputation#44465001)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:09 PM
Author: boyish messiness

Are those classics archived/listed somewhere

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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:10 PM
Author: Vibrant ungodly garrison liquid oxygen

not that i know of, but someone will find them if you ask

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2Reputation#44465005)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:05 PM
Author: maroon duck-like affirmative action trailer park

pre-2008 xo when you were in law school was one of the greatest message board experiences of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2Reputation#44464991)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:07 PM
Author: Vibrant ungodly garrison liquid oxygen



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:08 PM
Author: boyish messiness



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Date: October 11th, 2023 10:13 AM
Author: Iridescent thriller university kitty cat



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Date: January 16th, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: multi-colored step-uncle's house

GOAT

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Date: September 6th, 2024 7:07 PM
Author: Iridescent thriller university kitty cat



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Date: July 28th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: lfo



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