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Wife’s uncle is involved in a huge legal battle and I don’t know how to help

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Insane mother chapel
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Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”
alcoholic khaki brunch
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Police tried to shut the place down for what?
Grizzly yapping university gay wizard
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OP is JM
180 twinkling uncleanness
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not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.
Bat shit crazy razzmatazz sanctuary
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Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw complete...
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send reinforcements
contagious maize plaza
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not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your...
Diverse love of her life
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Insane mother chapel
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Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally chang...
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Only if he also sends a notarized document through the posta...
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This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bo...
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He claims he did.
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: Insane mother chapel

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things go away. He’s from a small town and makes amazing lobster. His name also happens to be “Red.” So the restaurant he made is called “Red’s Lobster.” (Not flame).

He was obviously sued. The place has a line out the door. People came to try to serve him and he stands there with a baseball bat (he’s also 6’7). The police in the town tried to shut the place down but he attacked a few of them. There’s only like 3 sheriffs in his town and they gave up. Theres warrants for his arrest.

I told him to go just turn himself in and he said no. He won’t shut the place down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093310)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: appetizing spruce trump supporter national

I can see how a small-town PD would want to shut a place down that's infringing on a mega-corp's IP. They don't mess around with that. Try that in a small town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093330)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: cobalt embarrassed to the bone nursing home water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093335)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: Histrionic onyx trust fund laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093340)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: alcoholic khaki brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093349)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: hairraiser organic girlfriend crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093361)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Titillating Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093362)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle sapphire piazza preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093380)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: Vivacious Home Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093453)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Friendly Grandma Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093893)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: abusive costumed black woman hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49094372)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: passionate autistic parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49094398)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: alcoholic khaki brunch

Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093347)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: Grizzly yapping university gay wizard

Police tried to shut the place down for what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093352)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: 180 twinkling uncleanness

OP is JM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093353)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy razzmatazz sanctuary

not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093358)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Insane mother chapel

Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw completely locked and I started foaming at the mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093377)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: Fragrant Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093410)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: talented hominid gas station

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093424)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy razzmatazz sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093532)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: cerebral forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093537)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Heady menage stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093833)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Friendly Grandma Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093894)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: passionate autistic parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49094397)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Histrionic onyx trust fund laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093378)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: contagious maize plaza

send reinforcements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093428)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Diverse love of her life

not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your uncle's restaurant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093438)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Insane mother chapel

A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese baked into them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093445)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Titillating Turdskin

Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally changed his name from red to something else? Would the warrants be invalid immediately?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093454)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Vibrant hideous senate

Only if he also sends a notarized document through the postal service changing his legal name to the valid UCC code that incorporates his body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49094946)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: Vivacious Home Corn Cake

What kind of lawyer are you lol. All he has to do is change the name to Red Lobsters’s. Problem solved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093461)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: Arousing carmine genital piercing factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093521)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: dark fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093776)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: Charismatic Foreskin

This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bought the Red Lobster name in bankruptcy for like $10,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093803)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: Insane mother chapel

He claims he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093981)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Histrionic onyx trust fund laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49094066)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: passionate autistic parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49094399)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Fragrant Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49095541)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Abnormal Bipolar Boistinker Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093892)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy razzmatazz sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49095575)