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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
irradiated carnelian rigor
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
Mauve Dingle Berry Masturbator
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
thriller state
  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
Mauve Dingle Berry Masturbator
  07/14/25
100%
Leftism is a mental disease
  07/15/25
FAG
Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon
  07/15/25
Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
confused shivering theater
  07/14/25
Pic of the cheeks?
Bateful insanely creepy hospital
  07/14/25
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Fragrant jade lodge giraffe
  07/14/25
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Leftism is a mental disease
  07/15/25
"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
Opaque parlor
  07/14/25
I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
irradiated carnelian rigor
  07/14/25
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Haunting bonkers home becky
  07/14/25
How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
Opaque parlor
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
irradiated carnelian rigor
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
Opaque parlor
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
irradiated carnelian rigor
  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
Opaque parlor
  07/14/25
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exhilarant self-centered stage mad cow disease
  07/15/25
You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
Diamond Dallas Trump
  07/15/25
Lol
Jimmy Zambo
  07/15/25
jfc 180
Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon
  07/15/25
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Leftism is a mental disease
  07/15/25
At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting o...
talented new version
  07/14/25
"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
Fragrant jade lodge giraffe
  07/14/25
this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a m...
Mauve Dingle Berry Masturbator
  07/14/25
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thriller state
  07/14/25
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Opaque parlor
  07/14/25
Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
irradiated carnelian rigor
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
Mauve Dingle Berry Masturbator
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
irradiated carnelian rigor
  07/14/25
wut
razzle insecure potus school
  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
irradiated carnelian rigor
  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
Alcoholic fortuitous meteor
  07/14/25
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exhilarant self-centered stage mad cow disease
  07/15/25
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vigorous church scourge upon the earth
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spectacular stead boistinker
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pungent business firm bbw
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French gas station friendly grandma
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People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer...
charcoal misunderstood plaza
  07/15/25
No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp
spectacular stead boistinker
  07/15/25
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columbo luis
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propecia mathematica
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Pablo Chocobar
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chilmata
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Jimmy Zambo
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luis
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sepia police squad place of business
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propecia mathematica
  07/15/25
we all have brother
Leftism is a mental disease
  07/15/25
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Leftism is a mental disease
  07/15/25
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exhilarant self-centered stage mad cow disease
  07/14/25
Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
vibrant idea he suggested dilemma
  07/14/25
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Cerebral Hell
  07/14/25
stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
cream thirsty persian
  07/14/25
Good poast moniker synergy
exhilarant self-centered stage mad cow disease
  07/15/25
She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
aphrodisiac hunting ground shrine
  07/14/25
It’s already turned into rape in her mind
Pink godawful pit codepig
  07/14/25
"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
excitant light trailer park filthpig
  07/15/25
How big is her penis?
Emerald massive sweet tailpipe
  07/14/25
Incredible thread
Comical kink-friendly yarmulke
  07/14/25
Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her ...
Exciting University
  07/15/25
Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositi...
Diamond Dallas Trump
  07/15/25
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Respect your Elders
  07/15/25
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Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon
  07/15/25
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Jimmy Zambo
  07/15/25
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Leftism is a mental disease
  07/15/25
humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
Leftism is a mental disease
  07/15/25
? Didn’t want to lose my employment
a Tall man wit a hoodie
  07/15/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: irradiated carnelian rigor

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Mauve Dingle Berry Masturbator

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: thriller state

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Mauve Dingle Berry Masturbator

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Leftism is a mental disease

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon ( )

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: confused shivering theater

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Bateful insanely creepy hospital

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Fragrant jade lodge giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101500)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Leftism is a mental disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104026)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Opaque parlor

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: irradiated carnelian rigor

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Haunting bonkers home becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101502)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Opaque parlor

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: irradiated carnelian rigor

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Opaque parlor

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: irradiated carnelian rigor

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Opaque parlor

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: exhilarant self-centered stage mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102175)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Diamond Dallas Trump

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Jimmy Zambo

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon ( )

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Leftism is a mental disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104036)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: talented new version

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Fragrant jade lodge giraffe

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Mauve Dingle Berry Masturbator

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: thriller state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101528)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Opaque parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101535)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: irradiated carnelian rigor

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Mauve Dingle Berry Masturbator

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: irradiated carnelian rigor

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: razzle insecure potus school

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: irradiated carnelian rigor

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Alcoholic fortuitous meteor

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: exhilarant self-centered stage mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102176)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: vigorous church scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102361)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: spectacular stead boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102363)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: pungent business firm bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102365)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: French gas station friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102395)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: charcoal misunderstood plaza

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: spectacular stead boistinker

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: columbo luis (🧐)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103451)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: propecia mathematica



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103487)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Pablo Chocobar



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103544)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: chilmata



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103593)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Jimmy Zambo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103931)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: luis (luis)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103950)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: sepia police squad place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103011)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: propecia mathematica



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103485)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Leftism is a mental disease

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Leftism is a mental disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104037)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: exhilarant self-centered stage mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101532)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: vibrant idea he suggested dilemma

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Cerebral Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101613)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: cream thirsty persian

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: exhilarant self-centered stage mad cow disease

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: aphrodisiac hunting ground shrine

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Pink godawful pit codepig

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: excitant light trailer park filthpig

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Emerald massive sweet tailpipe

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Comical kink-friendly yarmulke

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Exciting University

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Diamond Dallas Trump

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Respect your Elders (1799 SOL away from student loan freedom (thanks gator))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103899)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103903)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Jimmy Zambo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103934)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Leftism is a mental disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104405)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Leftism is a mental disease

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: a Tall man wit a hoodie

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104451)