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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
embarrassed to the bone range gaming laptop
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
Razzmatazz sinister patrolman
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
Mischievous address cuckold
  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
Razzmatazz sinister patrolman
  07/14/25
100%
Alcoholic mad cow disease temple
  07/15/25
FAG
Marvelous smoky stead fortuitous meteor
  07/15/25
Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
misanthropic faggotry plaza
  07/14/25
Pic of the cheeks?
carmine aromatic principal's office knife
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180 carnelian whorehouse depressive
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Alcoholic mad cow disease temple
  07/15/25
"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
Floppy offensive pozpig prole
  07/14/25
I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
embarrassed to the bone range gaming laptop
  07/14/25
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Bull Headed Locale Gunner
  07/14/25
How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
Floppy offensive pozpig prole
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
embarrassed to the bone range gaming laptop
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
Floppy offensive pozpig prole
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
embarrassed to the bone range gaming laptop
  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
Floppy offensive pozpig prole
  07/14/25
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silver laughsome orchestra pit electric furnace
  07/15/25
You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
Confused round eye
  07/15/25
Lol
Floppy offensive pozpig prole
  07/15/25
jfc 180
Marvelous smoky stead fortuitous meteor
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Alcoholic mad cow disease temple
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At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting o...
bateful big-titted dilemma pervert
  07/14/25
"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
180 carnelian whorehouse depressive
  07/14/25
this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a m...
Razzmatazz sinister patrolman
  07/14/25
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Mischievous address cuckold
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Floppy offensive pozpig prole
  07/14/25
Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
embarrassed to the bone range gaming laptop
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
Razzmatazz sinister patrolman
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
embarrassed to the bone range gaming laptop
  07/14/25
wut
Crusty Cuckoldry
  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
embarrassed to the bone range gaming laptop
  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
Bipolar trust fund
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overrated mind-boggling deer antler
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People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer...
sable haunting theater sneaky criminal
  07/15/25
No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp
mint electric field half-breed
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misanthropic faggotry plaza
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Floppy offensive pozpig prole
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Wonderful Metal Partner Organic Girlfriend
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puce faggot firefighter
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we all have brother
Alcoholic mad cow disease temple
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Alcoholic mad cow disease temple
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silver laughsome orchestra pit electric furnace
  07/14/25
Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
Cracking Claret Trailer Park Boltzmann
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Bossy office old irish cottage
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stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
adulterous turdskin base
  07/14/25
Good poast moniker synergy
silver laughsome orchestra pit electric furnace
  07/15/25
She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
rambunctious aggressive juggernaut
  07/14/25
It’s already turned into rape in her mind
aqua buck-toothed parlor
  07/14/25
"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
Stirring dull garrison becky
  07/15/25
How big is her penis?
drab histrionic travel guidebook
  07/14/25
Incredible thread
fragrant swollen goal in life
  07/14/25
Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her ...
Razzle-dazzle center
  07/15/25
Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositi...
Confused round eye
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Marvelous smoky stead fortuitous meteor
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Floppy offensive pozpig prole
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Alcoholic mad cow disease temple
  07/15/25
humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
Alcoholic mad cow disease temple
  07/15/25
? Didn’t want to lose my employment
embarrassed to the bone range gaming laptop
  07/15/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone range gaming laptop

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Razzmatazz sinister patrolman

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Mischievous address cuckold

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Razzmatazz sinister patrolman

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Alcoholic mad cow disease temple

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Marvelous smoky stead fortuitous meteor

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: misanthropic faggotry plaza

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: carmine aromatic principal's office knife

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: 180 carnelian whorehouse depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101500)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Alcoholic mad cow disease temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104026)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Floppy offensive pozpig prole

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone range gaming laptop

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Bull Headed Locale Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101502)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Floppy offensive pozpig prole

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone range gaming laptop

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Floppy offensive pozpig prole

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone range gaming laptop

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Floppy offensive pozpig prole

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: silver laughsome orchestra pit electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102175)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Confused round eye

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Floppy offensive pozpig prole

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Marvelous smoky stead fortuitous meteor

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Alcoholic mad cow disease temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104036)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: bateful big-titted dilemma pervert

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: 180 carnelian whorehouse depressive

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Razzmatazz sinister patrolman

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Mischievous address cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101528)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Floppy offensive pozpig prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101535)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone range gaming laptop

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Razzmatazz sinister patrolman

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone range gaming laptop

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: Crusty Cuckoldry

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone range gaming laptop

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Bipolar trust fund

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: silver laughsome orchestra pit electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102176)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Ocher Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102361)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: mint electric field half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102363)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Chest-beating diverse chapel headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102365)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: overrated mind-boggling deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102395)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: sable haunting theater sneaky criminal

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: mint electric field half-breed

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: misanthropic faggotry plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103451)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: puce faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103487)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Bull Headed Locale Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103544)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: purple generalized bond masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103593)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Floppy offensive pozpig prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103931)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: bearded private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103950)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Wonderful Metal Partner Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103011)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: puce faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103485)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Alcoholic mad cow disease temple

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Alcoholic mad cow disease temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104037)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: silver laughsome orchestra pit electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101532)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: Cracking Claret Trailer Park Boltzmann

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Bossy office old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101613)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: adulterous turdskin base

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: silver laughsome orchestra pit electric furnace

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: rambunctious aggressive juggernaut

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: aqua buck-toothed parlor

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Stirring dull garrison becky

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: drab histrionic travel guidebook

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: fragrant swollen goal in life

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle center

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Confused round eye

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Spectacular pink selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103899)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Marvelous smoky stead fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103903)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Floppy offensive pozpig prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103934)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Alcoholic mad cow disease temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104405)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Alcoholic mad cow disease temple

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone range gaming laptop

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104451)