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Friend told me his daughter went to a 'Twerky Turkey' assembly at school

They had told all the kids it was going to be a classic Than...
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These YAMS, These YAMS. OH, LOOK AT THEM DANCE!
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Dude she worked hard on it be nice
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she was a bowl of yams
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Date: November 23rd, 2022 7:33 AM
Author: offensive startling legend brunch

They had told all the kids it was going to be a classic Thanksgiving pageant and they had some of them dressed as pilgrims, some as turkeys, etc. Nobody dressed like an Indian for racial reasons which makes sense.

Anyway, halfway through it turned out it wasn't really that sort of pageant at all--the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

And this person (not sure if it was male or female--they might not be sure themselves) ran out in a turkey costume but it was pretty revealing. And started twerking. This went on for several minutes and then the lights came back on.

My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams) and they stopped it before it got to that part.

My friend is really angry and he wants to complain at the next school board meeting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#45533980)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:30 PM
Author: offensive startling legend brunch



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:32 PM
Author: vigorous shimmering mad cow disease ceo



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:40 AM
Author: cyan deep generalized bond point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47092703)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:41 AM
Author: vigorous shimmering mad cow disease ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47092704)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:43 AM
Author: burgundy den

Can't even tell if this is satire any more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47092709)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: dashing market

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47092722)



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Date: March 30th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: cyan deep generalized bond point



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Orange Laser Beams Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#48899768)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:44 AM
Author: Jade theatre

<3 u guys so much

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:46 AM
Author: bateful medicated menage

These YAMS, These YAMS. OH, LOOK AT THEM DANCE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47092714)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 6:50 PM
Author: offensive startling legend brunch

Dude she worked hard on it be nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47094823)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: dashing market

Wait waiit wait....

We need to know the AGES of these girls before I know to unzip or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47092721)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:24 AM
Author: insane orchestra pit legal warrant

Love is Love

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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:52 PM
Author: supple space psychic



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: cerise cocky mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47093006)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: cyan deep generalized bond point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47095630)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:05 PM
Author: rebellious charismatic pisswyrm jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47095635)



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:46 PM
Author: cyan deep generalized bond point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47098836)



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: dashing market

"the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47098853)



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: heady corner philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47098854)



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:50 PM
Author: cyan deep generalized bond point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47098866)



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Date: November 29th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: offensive startling legend brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47111825)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:01 AM
Author: supple space psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47143080)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac school cafeteria

this is like a scene from a Black remake of A Christmas Story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47144858)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: dashing market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#48816934)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: Lake ungodly double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#48816958)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:32 PM
Author: Lake ungodly double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47133294)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: supple space psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47133299)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:36 PM
Author: Curious Lodge Indirect Expression

under appreciated thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47133305)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:19 AM
Author: offensive startling legend brunch

Johnsmeyer pastiche is hard but I'm proud with how this turned out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47143110)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:00 PM
Author: supple space psychic

she was a bowl of yams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47144848)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:28 AM
Author: Lake ungodly double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47142866)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:43 AM
Author: offensive startling legend brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#48309451)



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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:44 PM
Author: beta zombie-like digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#48390994)



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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Translucent Faggot Firefighter Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#48796380)



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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: offensive startling legend brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#48796391)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Jet mind-boggling nowag business firm

they might not be sure themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#48899759)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:18 AM
Author: dr. heiter

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#49467430)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Orange Laser Beams Persian

"My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#48899766)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: Gold floppy set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#48945298)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: dr. heiter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#49467427)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: (she was a bowl of yams) ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#49467431)