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FURK the STOOK market

I'm ruined I dont think my NW is even 1.38m now
Well-lubricated home candlestick maker
  04/10/26
SOXL has gone up 80%+ in fking 8 days
Well-lubricated home candlestick maker
  04/10/26
Did you go inverse or something? I'm above $1.3 million i...
curious clown private investor
  04/10/26
yes i had 100k in SOXS and was up 30k at one point but didnt...
Well-lubricated home candlestick maker
  04/10/26
I beg you to look at a long-term graph of SOXS and a long-te...
walnut chapel
  04/10/26
nigga, i was just hedging against market decline and it work...
Well-lubricated home candlestick maker
  04/10/26
you are the worst investor EVER lmao.
talented spot jap
  04/10/26
quite possible
Well-lubricated home candlestick maker
  04/10/26
Trump does dumb/bad shit for the market, but the heart of th...
curious clown private investor
  04/10/26
he already did and im furked but i just dont see how market ...
Well-lubricated home candlestick maker
  04/10/26
this was me losing my chance to quickly double my 401k durin...
curious clown private investor
  04/10/26
u are monday morning QB nigga, u cant predict. market next w...
Well-lubricated home candlestick maker
  04/10/26
stocks are about to explode brother https://x.com/Kobeiss...
Navy outnumbered base
  04/10/26
What are you buying
talented spot jap
  04/10/26
lol the market just BOOMED other day after trumps fake "...
Well-lubricated home candlestick maker
  04/10/26
That's kind of been the norm for a while. No one understand...
curious clown private investor
  04/10/26
its not ITE, other downturns like ukraine and covid made mor...
Well-lubricated home candlestick maker
  04/10/26
closing dat hormussy is not acceptable to anyone in the worl...
Navy outnumbered base
  04/10/26
You're net worth would've been much higher than it is now if...
Confused Claret Twinkling Uncleanness Fanboi
  04/10/26
nigga, there's no point discussing this, i never cld just do...
Well-lubricated home candlestick maker
  04/10/26
wow we used to have similar nws but now im clearing by 2M
naked brethren
  04/10/26
yeah but u "work" lmao
Mustard Den Place Of Business
  04/10/26
are u a wage cuck? i havent had any work income since like 2...
Well-lubricated home candlestick maker
  04/10/26
yeah huge wage cuck
naked brethren
  04/10/26
id honestly kill self if i was in 40s still having to wage c...
Well-lubricated home candlestick maker
  04/10/26
cr
Mustard Den Place Of Business
  04/10/26
~2.275m
avocado exhilarant boltzmann people who are hurt
  04/10/26
but u still a good goy slave
Well-lubricated home candlestick maker
  04/10/26
Jesus christ, I'm so pathetic that I have to include my 401k...
curious clown private investor
  04/10/26
what does my net worth even matter? i am trapped in hell
scarlet twisted space prole
  04/10/26
i was sorta sad when i dipped below 1.4m cause i was trying ...
Well-lubricated home candlestick maker
  04/10/26
...
splenetic razzmatazz fat ankles gunner
  04/10/26
thats what i hoaped for 2 years ago and im still here :(
Well-lubricated home candlestick maker
  04/10/26
I'm hoping for something serious and terminal that strikes h...
curious clown private investor
  04/10/26
i just opened my vanguard app. it says $6.9 million, but wh...
scarlet twisted space prole
  04/10/26
wtf are u working dumbfurk, jfc why are ppl like this esp am...
Well-lubricated home candlestick maker
  04/10/26
tommy i was thrown into this wage cage and it was welded shu...
scarlet twisted space prole
  04/10/26
u are are a good goy, and thank u for ur service paying hoar...
Well-lubricated home candlestick maker
  04/10/26
disco fries understands. some men are born for the wage cag...
scarlet twisted space prole
  04/10/26
US education system and overall society trains men to be lik...
Well-lubricated home candlestick maker
  04/10/26
You should kill self now if you're equating your existence t...
curious clown private investor
  04/10/26
disco fries has a lot of wisdom. he understands that life i...
scarlet twisted space prole
  04/10/26
Damn, friend. You must be in a really dark place
curious clown private investor
  04/10/26
ljl he has no wisdom, he just has pain
Well-lubricated home candlestick maker
  04/10/26


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Date: April 10th, 2026 3:30 PM
Author: Well-lubricated home candlestick maker

I'm ruined I dont think my NW is even 1.38m now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855807&forum_id=2Reputation#49809049)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 3:30 PM
Author: Well-lubricated home candlestick maker

SOXL has gone up 80%+ in fking 8 days

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855807&forum_id=2Reputation#49809052)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 3:48 PM
Author: curious clown private investor

Did you go inverse or something?

I'm above $1.3 million in my brokerage and checking account. getting close to $2 million with crypto

The next time crypto runs, I'll have to figure out if I'm in a better position to cash out and hit my invested retirement number, and just work a few more years to stack 5 - 10 BTC, or just keep it and work on getting to $2 million invested

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855807&forum_id=2Reputation#49809093)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 4:54 PM
Author: Well-lubricated home candlestick maker

yes i had 100k in SOXS and was up 30k at one point but didnt sell any now im down like 40k and put another 50k in

then i had a load of puts in SOXL and TQQQ and just keep putting money into it ive put like 22k in and its worth 5.5k right now

im furked if market doesnt tank next week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855807&forum_id=2Reputation#49809213)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 4:57 PM
Author: walnut chapel

I beg you to look at a long-term graph of SOXS and a long-term graph of SPY and ask yourself which one in your heart of hearts you should put your money into

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855807&forum_id=2Reputation#49809222)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: Well-lubricated home candlestick maker

nigga, i was just hedging against market decline and it worked, i hit peak NW when QQQ hit bottom. i shld have sold then but i was greedy curryjew

market shld still tank, this is unreal and retarded. ive never seen anyting like this in my professional illustrious trading career

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855807&forum_id=2Reputation#49809225)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: talented spot jap

you are the worst investor EVER lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855807&forum_id=2Reputation#49809232)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: Well-lubricated home candlestick maker

quite possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855807&forum_id=2Reputation#49809242)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 5:36 PM
Author: curious clown private investor

Trump does dumb/bad shit for the market, but the heart of the TACO is that he reverses hard for market purposes

He's enslaved to Israel now, so it could be different this time, but it's still hard to believe he won't reverse course to massive market elation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855807&forum_id=2Reputation#49809300)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 5:39 PM
Author: Well-lubricated home candlestick maker

he already did and im furked but i just dont see how market can continue gaining when impacts of hormuz blockage hit more and more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855807&forum_id=2Reputation#49809311)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: curious clown private investor

this was me losing my chance to quickly double my 401k during COVID. Sometimes you've got to take the safe/quick gain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855807&forum_id=2Reputation#49809346)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 6:27 PM
Author: Well-lubricated home candlestick maker

u are monday morning QB nigga, u cant predict. market next week cld seriously drop 10% if war starts again or it cld explode moar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855807&forum_id=2Reputation#49809419)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: Navy outnumbered base

stocks are about to explode brother

https://x.com/KobeissiLetter/status/2042371903982125486

https://x.com/MacroCharts/status/2042558328564220367

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855807&forum_id=2Reputation#49809117)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 4:52 PM
Author: talented spot jap

What are you buying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855807&forum_id=2Reputation#49809211)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Well-lubricated home candlestick maker

lol the market just BOOMED other day after trumps fake "peace" deal

the "professionals" dont want to put money in cause they cannot understand wtf the market keeps going up despite nothing but negative news

it seems the jews are just pumping money in to keep the market from tanking

someting veddy jewish is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855807&forum_id=2Reputation#49809216)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 5:37 PM
Author: curious clown private investor

That's kind of been the norm for a while. No one understands anything post-ITE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855807&forum_id=2Reputation#49809304)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 5:40 PM
Author: Well-lubricated home candlestick maker

its not ITE, other downturns like ukraine and covid made more sense than this. there hasnt been a single insane 10% downturn this time, not even5% but those other ones there was even though arguably this one is worse situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855807&forum_id=2Reputation#49809315)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: Navy outnumbered base

closing dat hormussy is not acceptable to anyone in the world except maybe russia, US and israel will keep bombing with impunity (with quiet global cheering) and the reality is iran is being made an utter mess and its assets destroyed even if the hormussy crisis humiliates the US, iran can't continue indefinitely without threatening internal stability. iran will get some sanctions relief and both sides will be able to say they won. even if there is a real "oil crisis" it will be temporary and limited in scope and won't shut down the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855807&forum_id=2Reputation#49809364)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 4:02 PM
Author: Confused Claret Twinkling Uncleanness Fanboi

You're net worth would've been much higher than it is now if you just bought and held SPY, which you've admitted to, but you're a fucking idiot still gambling on the market.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855807&forum_id=2Reputation#49809119)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Well-lubricated home candlestick maker

nigga, there's no point discussing this, i never cld just do 90% SPY and leave it



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855807&forum_id=2Reputation#49809218)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 4:03 PM
Author: naked brethren

wow we used to have similar nws but now im clearing by 2M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855807&forum_id=2Reputation#49809122)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 4:04 PM
Author: Mustard Den Place Of Business

yeah but u "work" lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855807&forum_id=2Reputation#49809129)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Well-lubricated home candlestick maker

are u a wage cuck? i havent had any work income since like 2019

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855807&forum_id=2Reputation#49809219)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: naked brethren

yeah huge wage cuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855807&forum_id=2Reputation#49809241)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Well-lubricated home candlestick maker

id honestly kill self if i was in 40s still having to wage cuck i see these furks at my ex firm still there it was decade plus i left that shithole they are still billing hours i cant even imagine the pain and suffering of doing that, and why any furking idiot wld do that when u shld have saved millions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855807&forum_id=2Reputation#49809244)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 5:33 PM
Author: Mustard Den Place Of Business

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855807&forum_id=2Reputation#49809291)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 4:49 PM
Author: avocado exhilarant boltzmann people who are hurt

~2.275m

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855807&forum_id=2Reputation#49809205)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 4:57 PM
Author: Well-lubricated home candlestick maker

but u still a good goy slave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855807&forum_id=2Reputation#49809220)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: curious clown private investor

Jesus christ, I'm so pathetic that I have to include my 401k and home value to have more than you. Don't know how you have a family and still accept that tiny pink NW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855807&forum_id=2Reputation#49809367)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: scarlet twisted space prole

what does my net worth even matter? i am trapped in hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855807&forum_id=2Reputation#49809228)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 5:02 PM
Author: Well-lubricated home candlestick maker

i was sorta sad when i dipped below 1.4m cause i was trying hard to prevent this but now i realize i dont care it doesnt matter and it will come back shortly and i do whatever i want and make enough off dividends/interest on my non equities im paying to just travel doing nothign jacking off 10 times a day drinking juice and shitz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855807&forum_id=2Reputation#49809231)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: splenetic razzmatazz fat ankles gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855807&forum_id=2Reputation#49809233)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Well-lubricated home candlestick maker

thats what i hoaped for 2 years ago and im still here :(



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855807&forum_id=2Reputation#49809245)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 5:40 PM
Author: curious clown private investor

I'm hoping for something serious and terminal that strikes hard and fast no later than my early 60s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855807&forum_id=2Reputation#49809318)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 5:07 PM
Author: scarlet twisted space prole

i just opened my vanguard app. it says $6.9 million, but what does that mean? it'll just be a number on an app when i die miserable at my desk, whenever that is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855807&forum_id=2Reputation#49809235)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 5:11 PM
Author: Well-lubricated home candlestick maker

wtf are u working dumbfurk, jfc why are ppl like this esp amerishits u get so brainwashed u can never retire

its insane, im listening to taylor swift drinking beer at 211am in dushanbe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855807&forum_id=2Reputation#49809246)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 5:13 PM
Author: scarlet twisted space prole

tommy i was thrown into this wage cage and it was welded shut so many years ago. no number on an app is ever going to get me out of here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855807&forum_id=2Reputation#49809252)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: Well-lubricated home candlestick maker

u are are a good goy, and thank u for ur service paying hoards of taxes that goes to israel and nigga babby mommas

but u dont have much time left on this faggot hideous disgusting pathetic world, u have tons of money, and insane amt u cld do whatever u want u cld do 2 persian men at the same time while a nigerian nigga pours fresh pomegrante juice over ur body. wtf wld u wage slave any more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855807&forum_id=2Reputation#49809255)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 5:26 PM
Author: scarlet twisted space prole

disco fries understands. some men are born for the wage cage, born for misery and pointless paper pushing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855807&forum_id=2Reputation#49809273)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 5:33 PM
Author: Well-lubricated home candlestick maker

US education system and overall society trains men to be like this, i was actually this mentality for a furking long time thru my 20s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855807&forum_id=2Reputation#49809289)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: curious clown private investor

You should kill self now if you're equating your existence to anything resembling disco fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855807&forum_id=2Reputation#49809323)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: scarlet twisted space prole

disco fries has a lot of wisdom. he understands that life is about enduring the misery of the cage, not trying to escape it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855807&forum_id=2Reputation#49809327)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: curious clown private investor

Damn, friend. You must be in a really dark place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855807&forum_id=2Reputation#49809344)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: Well-lubricated home candlestick maker

ljl he has no wisdom, he just has pain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855807&forum_id=2Reputation#49809395)