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cuban sandwiches suck

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balding cerebral parlor newt
  04/17/26
this is false imo one of my top 10 (and I include patty m...
Soggy concupiscible location
  04/17/26
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balding cerebral parlor newt
  04/17/26
i dont want to argue about matters of the palate. i don't ag...
Soggy concupiscible location
  04/17/26
a patty melt is 100% a sandwich
Snowy library sound barrier
  04/17/26
no you suck.
Mind-boggling new version
  04/17/26
no lil breh is right imo. it's a fundamentally weird recipe.
Comical Hominid
  04/17/26
Motherfucker, how can pork, mustard, and pickles be a fundam...
walnut out-of-control native
  04/17/26
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balding cerebral parlor newt
  04/17/26
I might like my homemade cuban sandwiches more than muffalet...
walnut out-of-control native
  04/17/26
this post makes me so hungry
Snowy library sound barrier
  04/17/26
No, they're nearly POTUS when made well From where did yo...
walnut out-of-control native
  04/17/26
Damn, seems we all RAN HERE at the same time
walnut out-of-control native
  04/17/26
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balding cerebral parlor newt
  04/17/26
wtf
Soggy concupiscible location
  04/17/26
If in Miami, then it's probably just not to your taste If...
walnut out-of-control native
  04/17/26
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balding cerebral parlor newt
  04/17/26
you got a po boy
Soggy concupiscible location
  04/17/26
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balding cerebral parlor newt
  04/17/26
the idea of a gas station cuban sandwich is even worse than ...
Snowy library sound barrier
  04/17/26
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balding cerebral parlor newt
  04/17/26
this post really upsets me, please stop
Snowy library sound barrier
  04/17/26
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walnut out-of-control native
  04/17/26
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balding cerebral parlor newt
  04/17/26
Thread starting to make sense...
walnut out-of-control native
  04/17/26
I'm literally rending my garments and gnashing my teeth and ...
Snowy library sound barrier
  04/17/26
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balding cerebral parlor newt
  04/17/26
no connection to your ability to enjoy good food instead of ...
Snowy library sound barrier
  04/17/26
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cyan slap-happy pit private investor
  04/17/26
theyre pretty good with actual roast pork
Ultramarine toaster address
  04/17/26
cubans are tied with BLTs for being the most ideal sandwich....
cyan slap-happy pit private investor
  04/17/26
Cr
violent lettuce fortuitous meteor
  04/17/26
They're S tier along with a well made Monte Cristo with rasp...
buff community account locale
  04/17/26
This is such an objectively bad take. Cuban's are well wi...
tan laughsome rehab
  04/17/26
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balding cerebral parlor newt
  04/17/26
i've only had them outside of miami and they've always been ...
dun selfie point
  04/17/26
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balding cerebral parlor newt
  04/17/26
i'm baffled by all the posters that apparently love bland bo...
dun selfie point
  04/17/26
Yes, that most be what all of us Cuban defenders ate talking...
walnut out-of-control native
  04/17/26
Okay, I lol’d
Curious masturbator kitty
  04/17/26
sometimes you read a take so bad it makes you stop and think...
bright glittery mother
  04/17/26
Never had one but now can’t wait to try one in your ho...
Curious masturbator kitty
  04/17/26
it would be an honor! miami is the best. can probably also ...
bright glittery mother
  04/18/26
;-)
Curious masturbator kitty
  04/18/26
cuban food is absolute horseshit in general. cuba's food is ...
Glassy mad-dog skullcap cumskin
  04/17/26
Tortas are worse
Brass chad
  04/17/26
cubans taste great so does the sandwich
angry base old irish cottage
  04/17/26
stay in your lane
Soggy concupiscible location
  04/23/26


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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:49 PM
Author: balding cerebral parlor newt



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:51 PM
Author: Soggy concupiscible location

this is false imo

one of my top 10 (and I include patty melts as sandwiches)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2Reputation#49823486)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:51 PM
Author: balding cerebral parlor newt



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: Soggy concupiscible location

i dont want to argue about matters of the palate. i don't agree with your position whatsoever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2Reputation#49823503)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: Snowy library sound barrier

a patty melt is 100% a sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2Reputation#49823527)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:51 PM
Author: Mind-boggling new version

no you suck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2Reputation#49823487)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:51 PM
Author: Comical Hominid

no lil breh is right imo. it's a fundamentally weird recipe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2Reputation#49823491)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:52 PM
Author: walnut out-of-control native

Motherfucker, how can pork, mustard, and pickles be a fundamentally "weird" recipe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2Reputation#49823496)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: balding cerebral parlor newt



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: walnut out-of-control native

I might like my homemade cuban sandwiches more than muffalettas, which is saying a lot. My first was in Miami, and it was fucking great. If you make it at home, you can spoon on some of the pork drippings (or the braising liquid for an even better version than using roasted pork)

But if you're getting shit from Scholotsky's or Jason's Deli or Which Which or someshit, then yeah, it will suck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2Reputation#49823525)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: Snowy library sound barrier

this post makes me so hungry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2Reputation#49823533)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:51 PM
Author: walnut out-of-control native

No, they're nearly POTUS when made well

From where did you get it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2Reputation#49823488)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:52 PM
Author: walnut out-of-control native

Damn, seems we all RAN HERE at the same time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2Reputation#49823494)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:52 PM
Author: balding cerebral parlor newt



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:52 PM
Author: Soggy concupiscible location

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2Reputation#49823498)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:54 PM
Author: walnut out-of-control native

If in Miami, then it's probably just not to your taste

If you're in Saint Louis and doing this, evaluate your life decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2Reputation#49823506)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: balding cerebral parlor newt



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: Soggy concupiscible location

you got a po boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2Reputation#49823531)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: balding cerebral parlor newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2Reputation#49823546)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: Snowy library sound barrier

the idea of a gas station cuban sandwich is even worse than gas station sushi

you're a first rate poaster <3 but you're making some ttt food decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2Reputation#49823518)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: balding cerebral parlor newt



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: Snowy library sound barrier

this post really upsets me, please stop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2Reputation#49823529)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: walnut out-of-control native



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Date: April 17th, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: balding cerebral parlor newt



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Date: April 17th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: walnut out-of-control native

Thread starting to make sense...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2Reputation#49823553)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: Snowy library sound barrier

I'm literally rending my garments and gnashing my teeth and actually wailing with distress at this, please upgrade your eating habits it'll transform your life for the better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2Reputation#49823554)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: balding cerebral parlor newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2Reputation#49823561)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Snowy library sound barrier

no connection to your ability to enjoy good food instead of slop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2Reputation#49823567)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: cyan slap-happy pit private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2Reputation#49823526)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: Ultramarine toaster address

theyre pretty good with actual roast pork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2Reputation#49823521)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: cyan slap-happy pit private investor

cubans are tied with BLTs for being the most ideal sandwich.

simple, minimal ingredients, and delicious. what more can you ask for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2Reputation#49823532)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 1:54 PM
Author: violent lettuce fortuitous meteor

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2Reputation#49823658)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: buff community account locale

They're S tier along with a well made Monte Cristo with raspberry jelly and powdered sugar sprinkled atop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2Reputation#49823674)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 3:35 PM
Author: tan laughsome rehab

This is such an objectively bad take.

Cuban's are well within the top 10 of sandwiches. The fact you're eating them cold is truly appalling and you should be banished from making any statements regarding food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2Reputation#49823760)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: balding cerebral parlor newt



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: dun selfie point

i've only had them outside of miami and they've always been terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2Reputation#49823859)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: balding cerebral parlor newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2Reputation#49823864)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: dun selfie point

i'm baffled by all the posters that apparently love bland bone dry pork slathered in yellow mustard mashed between slices of stale bread with pickles. oh what a sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2Reputation#49824138)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: walnut out-of-control native

Yes, that most be what all of us Cuban defenders ate talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2Reputation#49824386)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:24 PM
Author: Curious masturbator kitty

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2Reputation#49824375)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:49 PM
Author: bright glittery mother

sometimes you read a take so bad it makes you stop and think wtf. this is one such occasion. not only are cuban sandwiches delicious (in Miami POTUS, but also very good in many major cities) they are also fairly simple. it's a slam dunk thing to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2Reputation#49823917)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Curious masturbator kitty

Never had one but now can’t wait to try one in your honor, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2Reputation#49824381)



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Date: April 18th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: bright glittery mother

it would be an honor! miami is the best. can probably also do fine in tampa, nyc, los angeles, chicago, dallas, and houston. maybe more. it's a pretty simple sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2Reputation#49826045)



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Date: April 18th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: Curious masturbator kitty

;-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2Reputation#49826119)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:28 PM
Author: Glassy mad-dog skullcap cumskin

cuban food is absolute horseshit in general. cuba's food is also very different, and much worse, than the american cuban food btw. but overall very bland and fried rice and chicken is basically it. dog shit compared to asia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2Reputation#49824377)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Brass chad

Tortas are worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2Reputation#49824380)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: angry base old irish cottage

cubans taste great

so does the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2Reputation#49824384)



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Date: April 23rd, 2026 8:24 AM
Author: Soggy concupiscible location

stay in your lane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2Reputation#49836495)