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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly
| Scarlet charismatic voyeur | 07/14/25 |
| Big Wild Hall | 07/14/25 |
| Clear aphrodisiac party of the first part | 07/14/25 |
| Big Wild Hall | 07/14/25 |
| slate slimy trump supporter | 07/15/25 |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM Author: Scarlet charismatic voyeur Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.
Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore. |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM Author: Big Wild Hall u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101515) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: Clear aphrodisiac party of the first part they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101526) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM Author: Big Wild Hall sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101533) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM Author: slate slimy trump supporter 100% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104025) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM Author: Light Exhilarant Regret Double Fault FAG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103886) |
Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM Author: Olive stirring trailer park windowlicker Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101481) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM Author: lavender gaming laptop heaven Pic of the cheeks? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101482) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM Author: salmon faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101500) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM Author: slate slimy trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104026) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM Author: odious up-to-no-good home "Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101483) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM Author: Scarlet charismatic voyeur I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101488) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM Author: hairless preventive strike kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101502) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM Author: odious up-to-no-good home How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101508) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM Author: Scarlet charismatic voyeur Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101547) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM Author: odious up-to-no-good home How did she respond? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101576) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM Author: Scarlet charismatic voyeur Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101592) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM Author: odious up-to-no-good home Lol I guess you had to try (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101658) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM Author: fantasy-prone unhinged mediation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102175) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM Author: abusive mother You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao
This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even. |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM Author: odious up-to-no-good home Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103905) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM Author: Light Exhilarant Regret Double Fault jfc 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103910) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM Author: slate slimy trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104036) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM Author: copper coffee pot filthpig At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101496) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM Author: salmon faggotry "with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"
u poor dumb bastard |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: Big Wild Hall this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.
if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF
and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her
best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.
trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way. |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM Author: Clear aphrodisiac party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101528) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM Author: odious up-to-no-good home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101535) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM Author: Scarlet charismatic voyeur Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.
I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked. |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM Author: Big Wild Hall it's tricky with work situations
never risk your livelihood for a woman |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM Author: Scarlet charismatic voyeur Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101541) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM Author: Vigorous chapel wut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101684) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: Scarlet charismatic voyeur I’m married with kids part? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101842) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM Author: provocative plaza you lost the plot right there (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101848) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM Author: fantasy-prone unhinged mediation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102176) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: Fear-inspiring Pit Turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102361) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM Author: Maroon Supple Roast Beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102363) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM Author: Arousing overrated hell jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102365) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM Author: brilliant clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102395) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM Author: Plum gas station People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102401) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM Author: Maroon Supple Roast Beef No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102445) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM Author: Olive stirring trailer park windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103451) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: trip chartreuse forum death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103487) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM Author: hairless preventive strike kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103544) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM Author: multi-colored mahogany partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103593) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM Author: odious up-to-no-good home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103931) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM Author: green razzle-dazzle electric furnace area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103950) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM Author: Curious Insanely Creepy Piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103011) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: trip chartreuse forum death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103485) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM Author: slate slimy trump supporter we all have brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104039) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM Author: slate slimy trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104037) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM Author: fantasy-prone unhinged mediation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101532) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM Author: Doobsian bbw Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101544) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM Author: flatulent beady-eyed people who are hurt property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101613) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM Author: Honey-headed parlor stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101561) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM Author: fantasy-prone unhinged mediation Good poast moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102177) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM Author: haunting sanctuary She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101678) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM Author: maize gay wizard halford It’s already turned into rape in her mind (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101681) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM Author: offensive stain stage "it was rape, but, like, the bad kind" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102417) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM Author: garnet blood rage How big is her penis? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101847) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM Author: startled electric shrine headpube Incredible thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101861) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM Author: Swashbuckling crystalline gaping set Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102429) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM Author: abusive mother Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103865) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM Author: tripping theater stage water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103899) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM Author: Light Exhilarant Regret Double Fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103903) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM Author: odious up-to-no-good home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103934) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM Author: slate slimy trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104405) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM Author: slate slimy trump supporter humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104407) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM Author: Scarlet charismatic voyeur ? Didn’t want to lose my employment (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104451) |