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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM Author: Stubborn Misunderstood Principal's Office Toaster Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.
Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore. |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM Author: Exciting ticket booth u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101515) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: vibrant locale they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101526) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM Author: Exciting ticket booth sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101533) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM Author: Impertinent Dashing Water Buffalo 100% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104025) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM Author: Marvelous Peach Plaza French Chef FAG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103886) |
Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM Author: mewling stirring heaven Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101481) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM Author: Spruce curious pocket flask mood Pic of the cheeks? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101482) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM Author: unhinged partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101500) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM Author: Impertinent Dashing Water Buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104026) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM Author: electric mexican "Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101483) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM Author: Stubborn Misunderstood Principal's Office Toaster I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101488) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM Author: Bossy office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101502) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM Author: electric mexican How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101508) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM Author: Stubborn Misunderstood Principal's Office Toaster Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101547) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM Author: electric mexican How did she respond? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101576) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM Author: Stubborn Misunderstood Principal's Office Toaster Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101592) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM Author: electric mexican Lol I guess you had to try (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101658) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM Author: Chartreuse Duck-like Patrolman Macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102175) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM Author: walnut abusive giraffe You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao
This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even. |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM Author: electric mexican Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103905) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM Author: Marvelous Peach Plaza French Chef jfc 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103910) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM Author: Impertinent Dashing Water Buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104036) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM Author: fuchsia multi-colored site At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101496) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM Author: unhinged partner "with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"
u poor dumb bastard |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: Exciting ticket booth this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.
if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF
and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her
best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.
trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way. |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM Author: vibrant locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101528) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM Author: electric mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101535) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM Author: Stubborn Misunderstood Principal's Office Toaster Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.
I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked. |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM Author: Exciting ticket booth it's tricky with work situations
never risk your livelihood for a woman |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM Author: Stubborn Misunderstood Principal's Office Toaster Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101541) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM Author: sienna passionate point round eye wut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101684) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: Stubborn Misunderstood Principal's Office Toaster I’m married with kids part? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101842) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM Author: Exhilarant theater tank you lost the plot right there (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101848) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM Author: Chartreuse Duck-like Patrolman Macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102176) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: costumed avocado dilemma mental disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102361) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM Author: ebony coiffed public bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102363) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM Author: Odious hateful institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102365) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM Author: heady philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102395) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM Author: floppy stead People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102401) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM Author: ebony coiffed public bath No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102445) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM Author: mewling stirring heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103451) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: appetizing menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103487) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM Author: Bossy office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103544) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM Author: big resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103593) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM Author: electric mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103931) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM Author: vivacious library famous landscape painting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103950) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM Author: Histrionic National International Law Enforcement Agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103011) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: appetizing menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103485) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM Author: Impertinent Dashing Water Buffalo we all have brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104039) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM Author: Impertinent Dashing Water Buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104037) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM Author: Chartreuse Duck-like Patrolman Macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101532) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM Author: Dun cocky home Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101544) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM Author: chrome antidepressant drug dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101613) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM Author: mischievous theatre elastic band stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101561) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM Author: Chartreuse Duck-like Patrolman Macaca Good poast moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102177) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM Author: flickering lime pozpig She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101678) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM Author: ruddy rigpig hissy fit It’s already turned into rape in her mind (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101681) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM Author: burgundy weed whacker "it was rape, but, like, the bad kind" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102417) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM Author: overrated magical locus How big is her penis? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101847) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM Author: Flirting nudist temple Incredible thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101861) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM Author: Swollen alcoholic gay wizard Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102429) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM Author: walnut abusive giraffe Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103865) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM Author: Beady-eyed Shitlib Cuckoldry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103899) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM Author: Marvelous Peach Plaza French Chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103903) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM Author: electric mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103934) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM Author: Impertinent Dashing Water Buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104405) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM Author: Impertinent Dashing Water Buffalo humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104407) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM Author: Stubborn Misunderstood Principal's Office Toaster ? Didn’t want to lose my employment (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104451) |