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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
tripping pungent depressive
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
Flatulent angry sex offender
  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
tripping pungent depressive
  07/26/25
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galvanic brilliant patrolman
  07/26/25
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Bistre stag film clown
  07/26/25
We’ve all been there
dead stage national security agency
  07/26/25
The giver or the taker lol
tripping pungent depressive
  07/26/25
At a bar
insanely creepy stirring coffee pot
  07/26/25
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galvanic brilliant patrolman
  07/26/25
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Embarrassed to the bone 180 native pozpig
  07/26/25
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house-broken half-breed station
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Spectacular insane state
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racy nubile party of the first part
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Nighttime famous landscape painting indirect expression
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floppy stock car
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tripping pungent depressive
  07/26/25
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Hilarious rigor fortuitous meteor
  07/26/25
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Kink-friendly Forum Roast Beef
  07/26/25
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Buck-toothed motley sanctuary
  07/26/25
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Black At-the-ready Senate
  07/26/25
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avocado haunted graveyard goyim
  07/26/25
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Excitant Potus Church
  07/27/25
Not hygienic
Milky Diverse Garrison
  07/26/25
...
Flatulent angry sex offender
  07/26/25
Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with ...
pearl degenerate
  07/26/25
Hence “closest”
tripping pungent depressive
  07/26/25
...
Flatulent angry sex offender
  07/26/25
If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
pearl degenerate
  07/26/25
It is what it is.
galvanic brilliant patrolman
  07/26/25
I know what to say
Violet wonderful home
  07/26/25
Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
tripping pungent depressive
  07/27/25
...
talented school nibblets
  07/27/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
Curious Dilemma Pervert
  07/26/25
...
galvanic brilliant patrolman
  07/26/25
Woah Cr
topaz up-to-no-good dysfunction jap
  07/26/25
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Kink-friendly Forum Roast Beef
  07/26/25
I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone...
Offensive mind-boggling kitchen
  07/26/25
...
Hilarious rigor fortuitous meteor
  07/26/25
We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts m...
chartreuse alpha chapel
  07/26/25
Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with...
Kink-friendly Forum Roast Beef
  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
tripping pungent depressive
  07/26/25
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Flatulent angry sex offender
  07/26/25
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dashing translucent lodge
  07/27/25
I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
Flatulent angry sex offender
  07/26/25
(who did it)
Slimy knife trust fund
  07/26/25
...
galvanic brilliant patrolman
  07/26/25
gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare
Appetizing Sick Deer Antler Quadroon
  07/26/25
which dad tp
supple shaky hairy legs
  07/27/25
better luck next time!
Arrogant library
  07/27/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: tripping pungent depressive

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Flatulent angry sex offender

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: tripping pungent depressive

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: galvanic brilliant patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133074)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Bistre stag film clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133075)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: dead stage national security agency

We’ve all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133076)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: tripping pungent depressive

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: insanely creepy stirring coffee pot

At a bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133140)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: galvanic brilliant patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133162)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone 180 native pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133333)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: house-broken half-breed station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133359)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Spectacular insane state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133372)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: racy nubile party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133398)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Nighttime famous landscape painting indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133408)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: floppy stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133413)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: tripping pungent depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133420)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Hilarious rigor fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133508)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Forum Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133751)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Buck-toothed motley sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133762)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Black At-the-ready Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133919)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: avocado haunted graveyard goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133937)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Excitant Potus Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49134983)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Milky Diverse Garrison

Not hygienic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133107)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: Flatulent angry sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: pearl degenerate

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: tripping pungent depressive

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Flatulent angry sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: pearl degenerate

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: galvanic brilliant patrolman

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Violet wonderful home

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: tripping pungent depressive

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: talented school nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Curious Dilemma Pervert

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: galvanic brilliant patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: topaz up-to-no-good dysfunction jap

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Forum Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Offensive mind-boggling kitchen

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Hilarious rigor fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133510)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: chartreuse alpha chapel

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Forum Roast Beef

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: tripping pungent depressive

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Flatulent angry sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: dashing translucent lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49134958)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Flatulent angry sex offender

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Slimy knife trust fund

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: galvanic brilliant patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133997)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Appetizing Sick Deer Antler Quadroon

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: supple shaky hairy legs

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: Arrogant library

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49134975)