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SWIMMING UPSTREAM: The Lost Memoirs of Meanest Fish and Mandy

An old classic. For context, this was posted about a week...
violent spot
  07/10/13
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Swollen Address Associate
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Supple puppy
  09/17/13
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transparent messiness
  10/14/13
Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow" _________________...
rough-skinned forum
  10/24/14
i too aspire to multiple properties
cream dingle berry pervert
  10/24/14
pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskv...
rough-skinned forum
  10/24/14
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rough-skinned forum
  05/22/18
TMF bump.
rough-skinned forum
  10/25/14
Ah, memories.
Concupiscible Factory Reset Button
  10/25/14
b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys sh...
rough-skinned forum
  10/25/14
Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to ...
Concupiscible Factory Reset Button
  10/25/14
not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo pederastrian is ...
rough-skinned forum
  10/25/14
Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic ...
Concupiscible Factory Reset Button
  10/25/14
yea, yep
cream dingle berry pervert
  10/25/14
pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he cou...
diverse persian
  10/25/14
Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird...
Concupiscible Factory Reset Button
  10/25/14
180
Aqua misunderstood field
  02/19/20
pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo...
rough-skinned forum
  10/25/14
He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even...
Concupiscible Factory Reset Button
  10/26/14
pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for...
rough-skinned forum
  05/22/18
I thought hes in Ukraine
Aqua misunderstood field
  02/19/20
pederastrian moved to ukraine
Garnet bateful rehab feces
  10/25/14
This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukrain...
Concupiscible Factory Reset Button
  10/25/14
Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history
Flirting copper telephone den
  10/25/14
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rough-skinned forum
  11/14/14
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rough-skinned forum
  12/12/14
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Opaque brunch pisswyrm
  02/02/15
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arousing hot idea he suggested
  11/21/16
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Comical masturbator parlor
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bump4chandler
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Comical masturbator parlor
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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:35 PM Author: The Meanest Yay! ...
arousing hot idea he suggested
  08/01/17
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disrespectful hyperactive temple electric furnace
  08/01/17
Very hilarious that there is a whole generation of XO noobs ...
godawful startled dilemma
  08/01/17
LOL
aromatic sooty pit tattoo
  11/11/19
He’s still pretty uppity for a kike making less than a...
duck-like ceo
  11/11/19
MOVER AND SHAKER
rough-skinned forum
  02/19/20
Still love this thread
Cracking beta bawdyhouse
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Vivacious jet-lagged location famous landscape painting
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stirring boltzmann philosopher-king
  01/05/19
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rough-skinned forum
  03/28/19
OUCH
duck-like ceo
  04/17/19
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walnut twinkling uncleanness
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rough-skinned forum
  02/19/20
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Date: July 10th, 2013 11:40 PM
Author: violent spot

An old classic.

For context, this was posted about a week or so after TMF was laid off from biglaw.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=938491&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#23587440)



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Date: October 27th, 2019 11:33 AM
Author: Swollen Address Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#39033139)



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Date: September 17th, 2013 5:25 AM
Author: Supple puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#24064925)



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Date: October 14th, 2013 7:26 PM
Author: transparent messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#24234033)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: rough-skinned forum

Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow"

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 2:55 AM

Author: Lara Croft (people use the scripture to say gay sex is gross)

No, I still think we will be rich. I don't expect 5-6 million, but I find 3 million to be a very realistic goal. And although that may not be enough to allow you to do anything you want, it is certainly enough to make you feel rich in most parts of the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448407)

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 10:42 AM

Author: TMF (The Meanest Fish, yo)

No, I aspire to nouveau rich. Nouveau middle would involve a McMansion in some suburb of a second rate city. I aspire to multiple properties (to both use and rent out), millions in the bank and in various securities, great car, great apartment in the city and a great villa outside the city, the ability to travel the world, eat a great restaurants, etc. But no, I don't ever think I'll have over a billion dollars (unless the dollar really, really depreciates).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448719)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26580902)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:06 PM
Author: cream dingle berry pervert

i too aspire to multiple properties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26580945)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: rough-skinned forum

pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskvorechye, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26580973)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: rough-skinned forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#36102173)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:55 PM
Author: rough-skinned forum

TMF bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26587082)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: Concupiscible Factory Reset Button

Ah, memories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26587134)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:05 PM
Author: rough-skinned forum

b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys should have a moscow meetup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26587175)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: Concupiscible Factory Reset Button

Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to med school? Did a female ever let him touch her?

Can't remember who pedestrian is. Other monikers?

Also, not in Moscow, so can't meet up with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26587206)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:28 PM
Author: rough-skinned forum

not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo

pederastrian is a russian dude but doesn't post much.

there is also a different extremely pro-russia d00d "something ARE COUNTRY" as well but he could be flame.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26587378)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:43 PM
Author: Concupiscible Factory Reset Button

Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic knowledge all the time? If so then that is Valen2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26587548)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:45 PM
Author: cream dingle berry pervert

yea, yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26587578)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:44 PM
Author: diverse persian

pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he couldn't fuck quality pussy in the U.S. without paying for it.

the other dude's name is 'ARE COUNTRY reptile' and he is actually russian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26587563)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Concupiscible Factory Reset Button

Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird one. Last I heard he was living with a bunch of poor southern Russian roommates in Kimki or something (a Russian suburb that has a big mall that had like IKEA and the local ripoff of Home Depot).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26587600)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:20 AM
Author: Aqua misunderstood field

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#39616448)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:56 PM
Author: rough-skinned forum

pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo-nazi russian d00ds IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26587692)



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Date: October 26th, 2014 12:00 AM
Author: Concupiscible Factory Reset Button

He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even Russian. For another, he lived with Southern Russian guys. I can't even put my finger on what his weirdness was. IIRC, he kind of hated Russia and Russians but had no job or life back in the US, so moved to Russia borrowing money from his brother or something. Then he stayed, but bitched about it a lot and still described Russians as subhuman and kept patting himself on the back for having a job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26587721)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: rough-skinned forum

pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for so long

this demands a response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#36102178)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: Aqua misunderstood field

I thought hes in Ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#39616450)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: Garnet bateful rehab feces

pederastrian moved to ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26587269)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:42 PM
Author: Concupiscible Factory Reset Button

This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukraine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26587535)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:39 PM
Author: Flirting copper telephone den

Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26587492)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 3:40 AM
Author: rough-skinned forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26714148)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: rough-skinned forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26919108)



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Date: February 2nd, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: Opaque brunch pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#27235606)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:13 AM
Author: arousing hot idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#31959674)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:26 AM
Author: Comical masturbator parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#31959715)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 1:40 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring slate boistinker stag film

bump4chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#33242954)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Comical masturbator parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#33247788)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: arousing hot idea he suggested

Date: August 1st, 2017 5:35 PM

Author: The Meanest Yay!

Tcr. Where I work the real liftoff it's at director level where you get LTI (long term incentive) bonus. If I can get that (which would be my next promotion) then I'll be in Nutella range comp. It is also a tiny percentage of the workforce that is that or above.

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3690248&mc=193&forum_id=2#33898215

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#33900420)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: disrespectful hyperactive temple electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#33900570)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: godawful startled dilemma

Very hilarious that there is a whole generation of XO noobs that does not remember how hilarious TMF used to be when he thought he was a global up-and-comer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#33900568)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: aromatic sooty pit tattoo

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#39104675)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:24 PM
Author: duck-like ceo

He’s still pretty uppity for a kike making less than a 1st year living in a junkyard in NJ next to traintracks and getting topped by pit bulls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#39104698)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:13 AM
Author: rough-skinned forum

MOVER AND SHAKER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#39616415)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: Cracking beta bawdyhouse

Still love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#34739291)



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Date: January 2nd, 2019 7:47 AM
Author: Vivacious jet-lagged location famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#37511922)



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Date: January 5th, 2019 12:40 PM
Author: stirring boltzmann philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#37532331)



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Date: March 28th, 2019 11:46 PM
Author: rough-skinned forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#38008344)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 2:11 PM
Author: duck-like ceo

OUCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#38101817)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: walnut twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#39104691)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:09 AM
Author: rough-skinned forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#39616406)



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Date: April 28th, 2020 11:31 AM
Author: hairraiser buff business firm goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#40109035)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Vivacious jet-lagged location famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#49313869)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#49331937)