remember the internet before advertising tactics?
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Date: April 17th, 2026 5:34 PM Author: useless maniacal macaca
there was something so natural and real about people poasting information about topics on the computer for all to access via the world wide web and associated protocols. Now every single piece of content on the internet follows a prescribed advertising formula wherein the exploiter states (1) a category or class of person; (2) a statement about that person that is counterintuitive to that set of people and generates a perceived lack therein (3) a pronouncement that advertiser can "solve" the fake pronounced lack about said person; and (4) no evidence of that solution, but a link to an internet shopping cart wherein one could purchase the solution for some retarded price.
For example,
Most lawyers aren't able to sign clients within 7 minutes. [WOW! I'm a lawyer. Can lawyers REALLY sign clients in 7 minutes??]
Faggitlawyercomputerproduct can. [Oh thank God you can solve the problem I didn't know I had!]
Visit computerfaggotlaw.com for more information [Oh shit I better click this link! I bet they really want to help me.]
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857892&forum_id=2Reputation#49823828) |
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