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People on LinkedIn are so "proud" of stupid nonsense
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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:38 PM Author: spectacular site fat ankles Oh, I just celebrated two years at this stupid company! Wow, I just got promoted to Sales Manager II and am so thrilled! What a great team! What an adventure! 600 likes!
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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:08 PM Author: autistic contagious international law enforcement agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821270) |
Date: September 20th, 2023 12:38 PM Author: abusive giraffe deactivate it friend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821124) |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:39 PM Author: spectacular site fat ankles I will, it's a complete scam and they send endless emails. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821127) |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:42 PM Author: boyish pontificating stead Do supermarket managers have LinkedIn accounts? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821139) |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:43 PM Author: spectacular site fat ankles Yeah, you'd be surprised. The ones at corporate think they're really special, not flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821151) |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:43 PM Author: soul-stirring mad-dog skullcap locale LinkedIn is important in that many of the people you're interacting with on pitches are using it to get a sense of you going into the meeting or afterward. It's another piece of the platform as I'm sure you understand and a necessary evil. That said, yes, it's also full of vacuous bullshit which you don't need to engage in. Have a tight, convincing bio that highlights your experience, poast your articles, panel events, speeches you give, and move on. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821147) |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:46 PM Author: abusive giraffe flame. it's actually better to give them 0 intel about you before they meet you and actually being impressive in person. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821167) |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:46 PM Author: soul-stirring mad-dog skullcap locale Actually, it's better to do both. The profile gives another touchpoint. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821172) |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:48 PM Author: abusive giraffe You don't need a touchpoint faggot. Just be 180 irl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821180) |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:51 PM Author: soul-stirring mad-dog skullcap locale Motherfucker unfortunately in 2023 you do need to be a touchpoint faggot and people who say "I'm just gonna wing this shit and be 180 they'll remember my charismatic smile and drunken stories!" will get left behind. I'm not endorsing the system but it's the reality. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821203) |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:21 PM Author: abusive giraffe Flame. If you were impressive you wouldn't need a "touchpoint," no one will read or care about your dumb articles and it has a chance of backfiring as try-hard. I can't tell you how many CEOs have profiles that basically only show position, title and tenure, maybe undergrad. That's the most you need and even that is optional. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821333) |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:26 PM Author: soul-stirring mad-dog skullcap locale You can keep telling yourself this and it can keep being not true. Plenty of CEOs and others in the C-Suite of F500 companies have LinkedIn profiles. Listen man, I argued the point you're arguing for many years, I get it, but it's self-defeating and makes you look out of sync not special. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821365) |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:34 PM Author: abusive giraffe yeah of course plenty have gay linkedin profiles but i'm saying it's provably not necessary for career success. keep following the crowd little buddy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821406) |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:37 PM Author: soul-stirring mad-dog skullcap locale It may not be "necessary" but it improves your prospects. There's a difference between following the crowd and participating in it in acknowledgment that you're already playing a game (modern glocap employment). You're not cool or an "iconoclast" for not doing these things you just look behind. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821420) |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:56 PM Author: Cobalt bateful striped hyena Cool guys at my firm barely touch their LinkedIn profile. Marketing poasts stuff about us and we might repoast or just say phuckit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46822466) |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:13 PM Author: Maize hairraiser institution useless brakes Lmao at writing a bio
Just have employer, job title, location, and time spent there. Only full time, no internships |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:18 PM Author: soul-stirring mad-dog skullcap locale You see this watch? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821323) |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 2:03 PM Author: silver university digit ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821542) |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 9:43 PM Author: ...,....,,........ 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#47813689) |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:48 PM Author: Canary gas station internal respiration “Proud to announce that I’ve hired CHAD as Head Stock Boi! Looking forward to working very closely with him!” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821183) |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:52 PM Author: soul-stirring mad-dog skullcap locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821205) |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:15 PM Author: aphrodisiac orchid garrison mediation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821310) |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 2:03 PM Author: silver university digit ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821544) |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 9:45 PM Author: Trump is the Lib Killer (TDNW) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#47813697) |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 9:45 PM Author: evan39 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#47813699) |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:07 PM Author: Cocky slate casino ceo XO is so irrationally upset with this kind of thing. Who cares about corny Linkedin habits? Just don't use the platform or ignore it if it bothers you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821267) |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:17 PM Author: pink cracking market What are you proud of evan39? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821317) |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:17 PM Author: alcoholic weed whacker i love being a random solo. i forgot linkedin existed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821318) |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:17 PM Author: racy location pisswyrm fundamental Q: are ppl doing this self-promotion bullshit b/c they want to show off, or bc they have to (or think they have to) to maek in their career yet realize its pathetic and humiliating?
if the latter, that's a sad indictment of our society that middle-class wagecucks are forced to humiliate themselves like this and GC utterly strips them of their dignity.
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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:21 PM Author: floppy whorehouse 80% the former, which is an even more damning indictment of our society imo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821339) |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:33 PM Author: racy location pisswyrm woah, sad if true (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821398) |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:20 PM Author: floppy whorehouse Sara Goldstein | Inside Sales Specialist
I am humbled and honored to have been selected by my company to participate on a panel at the 2023 Western Great Lakes Region Women in Tech Conference. I would like to thank the leadership at Ball Bearings, Inc. for supporting me and allowing me to shine.
#womenintech #girlboss #1337code #winning |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:21 PM Author: Sick Trip Mexican Mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821335) |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:23 PM Author: spectacular site fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821347) |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:36 PM Author: racy location pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821413) |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:38 PM Author: soul-stirring mad-dog skullcap locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821424) |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 2:03 PM Author: silver university digit ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821547) |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:05 PM Author: translucent passionate old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46822120) |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:57 PM Author: Cobalt bateful striped hyena The womens shit is the worst. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46822472) |
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Date: September 21st, 2023 12:28 PM Author: Disrespectful turdskin lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46825685) |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 9:44 PM Author: ...,....,,........ I swear I've read this same line a hundred times on there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#47813696) |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:05 PM Author: Impertinent nowag LinkedIn is a big circle jerk of people who belong to the same company/industry passing pointless information back and forth. There's zero point. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46822119) |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:06 PM Author: chrome zippy hospital shitlib But enough about modern commerce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46822122) |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:25 PM Author: Glittery Dog Poop Parlour The engagement circle jerks the business posters have on Twitter are almost as bad.
Whenever someone in their group tweets something:
"Great insight."
"So true."
"I never thought about it that way."
"I'll have to try that!" |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:37 PM Author: soul-stirring mad-dog skullcap locale twist: all of these comments are regarding plans to have their wives fucked by big bulls while they watch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46822325) |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:58 PM Author: Cobalt bateful striped hyena Twist -these comments are usually made by women (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46822477) |
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Date: September 21st, 2023 12:35 PM Author: Disrespectful turdskin *women using chatgpt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46825697) |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:54 PM Author: Cobalt bateful striped hyena To be fair the anniversary thing seems to be auto-poasted (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46822450) |
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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:56 PM Author: spectacular site fat ankles I'm talking about the big, elaborate posts where they talk about how amazing and "cool" it is to be a junior deputy assistant sales manager. It's nauseating, especially with the DEI shit they always throw in these days. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46822461) |
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Date: July 5th, 2024 9:44 PM Author: evan39 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#47813693) |