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Worse: Dabbing grease off pizza or cutting burger in half?

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fragrant costumed resort ape
  07/09/12
Equally retarded
boyish domesticated parlor
  08/10/22
Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is p...
Fiercely-loyal Vivacious Den
  07/09/12
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stimulating university filthpig
  07/09/12
I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm...
Twisted karate
  07/09/12
Are you male?
fragrant costumed resort ape
  07/09/12
yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cu...
Twisted karate
  07/09/12
Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ...
fragrant costumed resort ape
  07/09/12
lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'...
Twisted karate
  07/09/12
do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes...
Twinkling Concupiscible Multi-billionaire Clown
  07/09/12
No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.
fragrant costumed resort ape
  07/09/12
but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to...
Twinkling Concupiscible Multi-billionaire Clown
  07/09/12
In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonst...
fragrant costumed resort ape
  07/09/12
sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half...
Bistre Brethren
  07/09/12
>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in ...
fragrant costumed resort ape
  07/09/12
they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off...
Bistre Brethren
  07/09/12
Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teasp...
fragrant costumed resort ape
  07/09/12
not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is sprea...
Bistre Brethren
  07/09/12
i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon
onyx trip stead cuckoldry
  07/09/12
I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my ex...
fragrant costumed resort ape
  07/09/12
ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease
Wild Sooty Masturbator
  07/09/12
Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.
fragrant costumed resort ape
  07/09/12
sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully...
misunderstood silver philosopher-king
  07/09/12
Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.
Impertinent light kitchen antidepressant drug
  07/09/12
cutting burger in half isn't even that bad
high-end hunting ground
  07/09/12
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stimulating university filthpig
  07/09/12
Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want ...
Twisted karate
  07/09/12
(guy who does both)
fragrant costumed resort ape
  07/09/12
stfu
high-end hunting ground
  07/09/12
180
Apoplectic hateful juggernaut wagecucks
  07/09/12
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Floppy transparent cruise ship prole
  07/13/12
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Adventurous Ladyboy
  03/04/25
When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sou...
pearly stubborn lay
  07/09/12
What about other burgers?
fragrant costumed resort ape
  07/09/12
The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). ...
pearly stubborn lay
  07/09/12
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aphrodisiac jap knife
  07/04/19
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stimulating university filthpig
  07/13/12
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aphrodisiac jap knife
  07/04/19
I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.
spectacular ivory native
  07/04/19
cr both are fine
Supple Shimmering Lodge
  07/04/19
Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's ...
fuchsia maniacal dysfunction
  07/04/19
Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime Also you migh...
Supple Shimmering Lodge
  07/04/19
Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were ...
Charismatic bat shit crazy stain
  03/04/25
lol kike
Adventurous Ladyboy
  03/04/25
This is how civilized gentlemen eat.
claret fat ankles hospital
  07/04/19
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Olive mewling orchestra pit
  08/10/22
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titillating cruel-hearted travel guidebook
  07/24/24
Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?
brilliant private investor organic girlfriend
  07/24/24
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rusted french chef rehab
  09/22/24
i dont eat either because im not a slob
opaque stage
  09/22/24
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Charismatic bat shit crazy stain
  03/04/25
Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in...
rough-skinned abusive boiling water
  03/04/25
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learn to benchod
  03/06/26


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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:12 PM
Author: fragrant costumed resort ape



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:16 PM
Author: boyish domesticated parlor

Equally retarded

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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Vivacious Den

Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is probably worse. Cutting the burger can just aid in the consumption; it doesn't change the flavor and consistency of the food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Reputation#21048462)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: stimulating university filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Reputation#21048791)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:14 PM
Author: Twisted karate

I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm at a decent joint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Reputation#21048465)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: fragrant costumed resort ape

Are you male?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Reputation#21048471)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: Twisted karate

yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cutting in half is a pretty good solution to the problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Reputation#21048480)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:20 PM
Author: fragrant costumed resort ape

Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ and there are, say, 1/4 pound burgers, are you cutting them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Reputation#21048495)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: Twisted karate

lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'll just down it.

But if I'm at a bistro taking charge of a delicious kobe beef burger, I cut that motherfucker in half

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Reputation#21048499)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: Twinkling Concupiscible Multi-billionaire Clown

do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes, then grease off pie; if no, then 2 halves of one burger equals said burger whole. QED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Reputation#21048473)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: fragrant costumed resort ape

No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Reputation#21048488)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:21 PM
Author: Twinkling Concupiscible Multi-billionaire Clown

but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to dabbing of the cheese oil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Reputation#21048498)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: fragrant costumed resort ape

In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonstrably colder when you get to it than it would had you kept it whole. Though the question is really more about your threshold for daintiness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Reputation#21048502)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:17 PM
Author: Bistre Brethren

sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half. also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Reputation#21048484)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: fragrant costumed resort ape

>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half.

Or else what?

>also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

Yes, but no one only eats "good" pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Reputation#21048524)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: Bistre Brethren

they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off.

i eat good pizza all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Reputation#21048576)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: fragrant costumed resort ape

Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teaspoon or so of grease accumulates on the surface?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Reputation#21048581)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Bistre Brethren

not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is spread evenly over the cheese and doesn't gather in puddles. so it makes no sense to sop it up. if i saw a large puddle of grease on my pizza i would sop it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Reputation#21048603)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: onyx trip stead cuckoldry

i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Reputation#21048490)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:23 PM
Author: fragrant costumed resort ape

I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my experience it's one of those things everyone else at the table kind of stops and watches for a couple of seconds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Reputation#21048511)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:30 PM
Author: Wild Sooty Masturbator

ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Reputation#21048536)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:32 PM
Author: fragrant costumed resort ape

Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Reputation#21048550)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: misunderstood silver philosopher-king

sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully i think i should have cut my burger in half. I never wish i was a pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Reputation#21048639)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:36 PM
Author: Impertinent light kitchen antidepressant drug

Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Reputation#21048755)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:37 PM
Author: high-end hunting ground

cutting burger in half isn't even that bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Reputation#21048764)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: stimulating university filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Reputation#21048788)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:38 PM
Author: Twisted karate

Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want to cut their burgers in 1/2 or dab their pizza, how the fuck does it affect you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Reputation#21048765)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: fragrant costumed resort ape

(guy who does both)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Reputation#21048771)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:43 PM
Author: high-end hunting ground

stfu

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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:47 PM
Author: Apoplectic hateful juggernaut wagecucks

180

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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:21 AM
Author: Floppy transparent cruise ship prole



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Adventurous Ladyboy



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: pearly stubborn lay

When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sourdough jack to be cut in half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Reputation#21048794)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: fragrant costumed resort ape

What about other burgers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Reputation#21048798)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: pearly stubborn lay

The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). I could go to town on the tacos though brother. 180 all around with those tacos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Reputation#21048818)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:28 PM
Author: aphrodisiac jap knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Reputation#38483225)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:20 AM
Author: stimulating university filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Reputation#21074852)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: aphrodisiac jap knife



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: spectacular ivory native

I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Reputation#38483223)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Supple Shimmering Lodge

cr both are fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Reputation#38483243)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:39 PM
Author: fuchsia maniacal dysfunction

Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's not like it makes it thinner or easier to bite into. Often, cutting it just makes it easier for everything to slip out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Reputation#38483262)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:41 PM
Author: Supple Shimmering Lodge

Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime

Also you might want to save the other half after eating half #1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Reputation#38483266)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Charismatic bat shit crazy stain

Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were when first served.

should never be “saved” under any circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Reputation#48714210)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Adventurous Ladyboy

lol kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Reputation#48714213)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: claret fat ankles hospital

This is how civilized gentlemen eat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Reputation#38483284)



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:15 PM
Author: Olive mewling orchestra pit



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: titillating cruel-hearted travel guidebook



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: brilliant private investor organic girlfriend

Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?

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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: rusted french chef rehab



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: opaque stage

i dont eat either because im not a slob

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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: Charismatic bat shit crazy stain



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Date: March 4th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: rough-skinned abusive boiling water

Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in half is ridiculously feminine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Reputation#48714418)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:05 PM
Author: learn to benchod



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