\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

Imagine being Hezbollah’s IT guy right now

...
Cyan insecure office fortuitous meteor
  09/18/24
...
Doobsian Milk Windowlicker
  09/18/24
"Hey boss, what's this Friday meeting you've scheduled ...
Doobsian Milk Windowlicker
  09/18/24
...
Cyan insecure office fortuitous meteor
  09/18/24
IT guy is definitely blaming the Procurement guy right now
Low-t Meetinghouse Goyim
  09/18/24
...
Costumed home pocket flask
  09/18/24
...
translucent odious pit double fault
  09/18/24
...
Green duck-like internal respiration
  09/18/24
“I have a long relationship with this supplier.”...
Cyan insecure office fortuitous meteor
  09/18/24
...
Umber market karate
  09/18/24
"We only got one bid and exec told us to get it done AS...
bateful cobalt dog poop foreskin
  09/18/24
...
bat shit crazy plaza associate
  09/19/24
...
curious learning disabled son of senegal
  09/18/24
Hezzies yelling at Indian tech support, asks to be escalated...
Supple Abode Mental Disorder
  09/18/24
...
cordovan vivacious stead
  09/18/24
"Hello Abdul, I am transferring you to our manager Jite...
provocative submissive piazza
  09/18/24
...
Supple Abode Mental Disorder
  09/18/24
xo operating 40 IQ points below the people who are having th...
Walnut french chef school
  09/18/24
Poor guy already had to take a job at Hez after getting cann...
Insane marketing idea
  09/18/24
...
curious learning disabled son of senegal
  09/18/24
...
Beady-eyed Free-loading Deer Antler Sanctuary
  09/18/24
PIP coming, no doubt about it
Bonkers theatre toilet seat
  09/18/24
...
Cyan insecure office fortuitous meteor
  09/18/24
The last thing anyone is doing is firing the IT guys. It's a...
Walnut french chef school
  09/18/24
True. In corporate America his boss is dead and he is getti...
Cyan insecure office fortuitous meteor
  09/18/24
1. He didn't fuck this up. 2. They need him to fix it. He...
Walnut french chef school
  09/18/24
The person who acquired the pagers did nothing wrong?
Cyan insecure office fortuitous meteor
  09/18/24
The IT guy has better things to do than go shopping. If you ...
Walnut french chef school
  09/18/24
Yeah imagine being the guy they ask to fix this shit. I woul...
Walnut french chef school
  09/18/24
how the fuck does iran not have the ability to produce short...
Hairraiser orchid boiling water
  09/18/24
Bet your ass a lot of countries are going to want to make th...
Walnut french chef school
  09/18/24
wait, I can think of a solution
Hairraiser orchid boiling water
  09/18/24
Put Bezos and Musk in charge? I'd rather buy an Iranian phon...
Walnut french chef school
  09/18/24
another type of solution
Hairraiser orchid boiling water
  09/18/24
We don’t need temporary fixes
Cyan insecure office fortuitous meteor
  09/18/24
If we get them all, it wont be temp
Garnet Self-absorbed Half-breed
  09/19/24
Please join this month’s 360 blameless incident review...
Vengeful embarrassed to the bone ticket booth juggernaut
  09/18/24
The blame is on Israel. Why would there be any internal fing...
Walnut french chef school
  09/18/24
WHOOOOOSH!!!!!
Cyan insecure office fortuitous meteor
  09/18/24
TYFT I'm always happy as fuck to learn I'm the stupid one.
Walnut french chef school
  09/18/24
Imagine being Israel's IT guy.
Walnut french chef school
  09/18/24
Hamas' Head of IT probably getting approached by Hezbollah n...
Bonkers theatre toilet seat
  09/19/24
Why wouldn't China offer to help, mossadcuck?
Walnut french chef school
  09/19/24
increase your IQ please
Bonkers theatre toilet seat
  09/19/24
lol@ blown out mossadcucks. You got nuthin but recycled gene...
Walnut french chef school
  09/19/24
Great relocation package, revenue share, only two days requi...
Cyan insecure office fortuitous meteor
  09/19/24
exactly, starting to think it may be him behind all of this ...
Bonkers theatre toilet seat
  09/19/24
He just updated his LinkedIn: https://x.com/cremieuxrecueil/...
Cyan insecure office fortuitous meteor
  09/19/24
u poasted the wrong link
Walnut french chef school
  09/19/24
Bro, how dumb are you, for real?
Cyan insecure office fortuitous meteor
  09/19/24
How many actual IT jerbs have u worked? It's zero.
Walnut french chef school
  09/19/24
...
Bonkers theatre toilet seat
  09/19/24
...
A Dick is Not Dispositive
  10/10/25


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: Cyan insecure office fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48103439)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2024 11:07 AM
Author: Doobsian Milk Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48103444)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: Doobsian Milk Windowlicker

"Hey boss, what's this Friday meeting you've scheduled in the basement?"

"Just a small going away party, my friend"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48103447)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: Cyan insecure office fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48103856)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: Low-t Meetinghouse Goyim

IT guy is definitely blaming the Procurement guy right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48103452)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: Costumed home pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48103458)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: translucent odious pit double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48103858)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: Green duck-like internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48103859)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: Cyan insecure office fortuitous meteor

“I have a long relationship with this supplier.”

The supplier: https://images.app.goo.gl/FEqE3jTj993P9KUw6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48103875)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: Umber market karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48103881)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2024 12:19 PM
Author: bateful cobalt dog poop foreskin

"We only got one bid and exec told us to get it done ASAP."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48103926)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 19th, 2024 10:06 AM
Author: bat shit crazy plaza associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48108458)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: curious learning disabled son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48103453)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2024 12:11 PM
Author: Supple Abode Mental Disorder

Hezzies yelling at Indian tech support, asks to be escalated to tier 2 support.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48103872)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: cordovan vivacious stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48103885)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2024 12:23 PM
Author: provocative submissive piazza

"Hello Abdul, I am transferring you to our manager Jitender, mean Johnny... plz kindly hold saar"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48103955)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2024 8:50 PM
Author: Supple Abode Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48106467)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: Walnut french chef school

xo operating 40 IQ points below the people who are having this actual conversation. What a shame. What a surprise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48106523)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2024 12:14 PM
Author: Insane marketing idea

Poor guy already had to take a job at Hez after getting canned as Apple's Chief of Security after the Fappening, and now this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48103894)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2024 12:20 PM
Author: curious learning disabled son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48103931)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Free-loading Deer Antler Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48104396)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Bonkers theatre toilet seat

PIP coming, no doubt about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48104428)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: Cyan insecure office fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48106716)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: Walnut french chef school

The last thing anyone is doing is firing the IT guys. It's absurd how fucking naive some of you people are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48106721)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: Cyan insecure office fortuitous meteor

True. In corporate America his boss is dead and he is getting promoted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48106734)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2024 9:49 PM
Author: Walnut french chef school

1. He didn't fuck this up.

2. They need him to fix it. He's the most valuable man in Lebanon.

That's how things work in the real world, not in the fever dreams of Mossadcucks ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48106740)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: Cyan insecure office fortuitous meteor

The person who acquired the pagers did nothing wrong?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48106826)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: Walnut french chef school

The IT guy has better things to do than go shopping. If you order some shit from Amazon and UPS delivers a bomb to your door, do you blame yourself?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48106829)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2024 8:52 PM
Author: Walnut french chef school

Yeah imagine being the guy they ask to fix this shit. I would order all radios direct from Russia and China

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48106483)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: Hairraiser orchid boiling water

how the fuck does iran not have the ability to produce short range radios and pagers? they are cut off as fuck and trusting the Taiwanese not to fuck them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48106494)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: Walnut french chef school

Bet your ass a lot of countries are going to want to make their own shit after this. Israel made all 10 billion people on earth afraid of their own phones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48106512)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2024 9:05 PM
Author: Hairraiser orchid boiling water

wait, I can think of a solution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48106535)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: Walnut french chef school

Put Bezos and Musk in charge? I'd rather buy an Iranian phone even if I have to smuggle it illegally in my luggage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48106542)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: Hairraiser orchid boiling water

another type of solution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48106545)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: Cyan insecure office fortuitous meteor

We don’t need temporary fixes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48106720)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 19th, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: Garnet Self-absorbed Half-breed

If we get them all, it wont be temp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48108667)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2024 9:04 PM
Author: Vengeful embarrassed to the bone ticket booth juggernaut

Please join this month’s 360 blameless incident review meeting as we discuss best practices and guidelines related to vendor sourcing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48106528)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2024 9:05 PM
Author: Walnut french chef school

The blame is on Israel. Why would there be any internal fingerpointing within Hezbollah?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48106533)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: Cyan insecure office fortuitous meteor

WHOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48106723)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: Walnut french chef school

TYFT I'm always happy as fuck to learn I'm the stupid one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48106727)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: Walnut french chef school

Imagine being Israel's IT guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48106732)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 19th, 2024 10:04 AM
Author: Bonkers theatre toilet seat

Hamas' Head of IT probably getting approached by Hezbollah now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48108444)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 19th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: Walnut french chef school

Why wouldn't China offer to help, mossadcuck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48108452)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 19th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: Bonkers theatre toilet seat

increase your IQ please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48108660)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 19th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: Walnut french chef school

lol@ blown out mossadcucks. You got nuthin but recycled generic insults. Keep going \'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48108680)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 19th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: Cyan insecure office fortuitous meteor

Great relocation package, revenue share, only two days required in office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48108456)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 19th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: Bonkers theatre toilet seat

exactly, starting to think it may be him behind all of this 3D chess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48108658)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 19th, 2024 5:38 PM
Author: Cyan insecure office fortuitous meteor

He just updated his LinkedIn: https://x.com/cremieuxrecueil/status/1836517946769969492

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48110413)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 19th, 2024 5:41 PM
Author: Walnut french chef school

u poasted the wrong link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48110427)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 19th, 2024 5:43 PM
Author: Cyan insecure office fortuitous meteor

Bro, how dumb are you, for real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48110432)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 19th, 2024 10:21 PM
Author: Walnut french chef school

How many actual IT jerbs have u worked? It's zero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48111463)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 19th, 2024 10:20 PM
Author: Bonkers theatre toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48111457)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: A Dick is Not Dispositive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#49340186)