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Trump: "Open the Fuckin’ Strait. Praise be to Allah"

LoL he's totally furked Tuesday will be Power Plant Day...
Cruel-hearted candlestick maker church building
  04/05/26
Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.
submissive national pisswyrm
  04/05/26
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Misanthropic Ruddy Garrison Weed Whacker
  04/05/26
No, Birdshit
Cruel-hearted candlestick maker church building
  04/05/26
Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit ...
Cruel-hearted candlestick maker church building
  04/05/26
It's going to work. Just wait.
submissive national pisswyrm
  04/05/26
No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS
white glittery school telephone
  04/05/26
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contagious chest-beating kitchen ratface
  04/05/26
Lol
apoplectic swollen base
  04/05/26
how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump
Bright Vivacious Liquid Oxygen Chapel
  04/05/26
imagine if kamala said this
Cruel-hearted candlestick maker church building
  04/05/26
ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I...
Bright Vivacious Liquid Oxygen Chapel
  04/05/26
...
submissive national pisswyrm
  04/05/26
whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay
chartreuse theatre faggotry
  04/05/26
wait two weeks
Misanthropic Ruddy Garrison Weed Whacker
  04/05/26
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Smoky alpha philosopher-king
  04/06/26
lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan. ...
Floppy Aggressive Love Of Her Life Forum
  04/05/26
Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be...
Trip resort genital piercing
  04/05/26
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Swashbuckling wild space pozpig
  04/05/26
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Tan lascivious tank
  04/05/26
Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out o...
Razzle-dazzle Cerise State
  04/05/26
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Ultramarine frozen roast beef scourge upon the earth
  04/05/26
rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and...
Cruel-hearted candlestick maker church building
  04/05/26
what? try writing in english now?
Razzle-dazzle Cerise State
  04/05/26
Are men too emotional to be president?
hairraiser pocket flask locus
  04/05/26
Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things ...
Angry azn degenerate
  04/05/26
Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still ...
Insanely creepy titillating private investor
  04/05/26
this is what we voted for amirite?
glassy racy depressive
  04/05/26
yes, goyim, yes you did
Sapphire medicated shrine boltzmann
  04/06/26
Glad you found it funny Jew
Crimson Bull Headed Stead
  04/05/26
You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell
Angry azn degenerate
  04/05/26
He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He ...
glassy racy depressive
  04/05/26
Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piec...
Crimson Bull Headed Stead
  04/05/26
Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a...
Swashbuckling wild space pozpig
  04/05/26
...
submissive national pisswyrm
  04/05/26
...
orange aphrodisiac nursing home
  04/05/26
We can open it any time we'd like, actually. It's not actua...
hairraiser pocket flask locus
  04/05/26
Lmao, cr What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughi...
Crimson Bull Headed Stead
  04/05/26
...
contagious chest-beating kitchen ratface
  04/05/26
...
contagious chest-beating kitchen ratface
  04/05/26
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High-end Razzle Orchestra Pit Nibblets
  04/05/26
Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah bl...
High-end Razzle Orchestra Pit Nibblets
  04/05/26
Open the fucken strait brah.
lemon spectacular ceo
  04/05/26
...
submissive national pisswyrm
  04/05/26
...
white glittery school telephone
  04/06/26
crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that &quo...
excitant topaz address twinkling uncleanness
  04/05/26
Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in hon...
Cruel-hearted candlestick maker church building
  04/05/26
On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so ...
hairraiser pocket flask locus
  04/05/26
...
Crimson Bull Headed Stead
  04/05/26
...
Sickened Magenta Digit Ratio
  04/06/26
Pls respond
beady-eyed maroon plaza prole
  04/06/26
Is this related? https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941...
white glittery school telephone
  04/06/26
Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?
Cruel-hearted candlestick maker church building
  04/12/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted candlestick maker church building

LoL he's totally furked

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell.

https://x.com/i/status/2040763128657371585

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795178)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: submissive national pisswyrm

Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795180)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: Misanthropic Ruddy Garrison Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795194)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted candlestick maker church building

No, Birdshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795197)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted candlestick maker church building

Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit as if everyone will just give in... It's childish and lolzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795200)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: submissive national pisswyrm

It's going to work. Just wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795265)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: white glittery school telephone

No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49796535)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: contagious chest-beating kitchen ratface



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: apoplectic swollen base

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795246)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Bright Vivacious Liquid Oxygen Chapel

how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795268)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted candlestick maker church building

imagine if kamala said this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795280)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Bright Vivacious Liquid Oxygen Chapel

ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I knew God was on his side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795281)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: submissive national pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795282)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: chartreuse theatre faggotry

whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795286)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: Misanthropic Ruddy Garrison Weed Whacker

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795293)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: Smoky alpha philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49797946)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: Floppy Aggressive Love Of Her Life Forum

lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan.

watch: within a year US will threaten the straits of malacca.

panama, venezuela, hormuz. one is just a headline. three is a pattern forming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795292)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Trip resort genital piercing

Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be longer and browner overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795328)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Swashbuckling wild space pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795332)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: Tan lascivious tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795297)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Cerise State

Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out on Ukrainian infrastructure - the right wingers in Russia have been pushing for this for 4 years, Putin deemed "too liberal" and holding back too much by the right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795305)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: Ultramarine frozen roast beef scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795307)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted candlestick maker church building

rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and thinking things thru long term. Trump is a literal furking manchild 70 IQ if that who cannot think past his next BigMac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795524)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Cerise State

what? try writing in english now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795776)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: hairraiser pocket flask locus

Are men too emotional to be president?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795336)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Angry azn degenerate

Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things he’s ever said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795408)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: Insanely creepy titillating private investor

Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still has the ability to make me question whether his post is real or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795487)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: glassy racy depressive

this is what we voted for amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795530)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: Sapphire medicated shrine boltzmann

yes, goyim, yes you did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49796926)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Crimson Bull Headed Stead

Glad you found it funny Jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795564)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Angry azn degenerate

You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795633)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: glassy racy depressive

He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He won’t but he would go down in history as a Lincoln-like figure if he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795533)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Crimson Bull Headed Stead

Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piece of shit.

Didn’t he say we didn’t need the Strait?

The guy is not only crazy, he is completely senile. Never thought we’d cum to miss Joe Biden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795556)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Swashbuckling wild space pozpig

Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a trend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795618)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: submissive national pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795622)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: orange aphrodisiac nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795641)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: hairraiser pocket flask locus

We can open it any time we'd like, actually.

It's not actually closed, who would like us to escort you through it?

OK maybe it's closed, which of our international friends wants to help us open it?

OK you better open it up now or else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795652)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Crimson Bull Headed Stead

Lmao, cr

What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughing at him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49796079)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: contagious chest-beating kitchen ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49796543)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: contagious chest-beating kitchen ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49796542)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: High-end Razzle Orchestra Pit Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795718)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: High-end Razzle Orchestra Pit Nibblets

Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795719)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: lemon spectacular ceo

Open the fucken strait brah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795615)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: submissive national pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49796384)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: white glittery school telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49797930)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: excitant topaz address twinkling uncleanness

crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that "we will open the Strait of Hormuz the day that Trump praises Allah!" and Trump is trolling them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795664)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted candlestick maker church building

Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in honor of Trump's peace making. The island will be renamed Epstein island

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795721)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: hairraiser pocket flask locus

On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so they won't expose me a kiddy rapist. Allahu Akbar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795730)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Crimson Bull Headed Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49796080)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: Sickened Magenta Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49798055)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: beady-eyed maroon plaza prole

Pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49796904)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: white glittery school telephone

Is this related?

https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941683937580?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49797966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted candlestick maker church building

Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49812165)