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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:48 AM Author: Costumed corner Please submit a brief sample of your work. Accepting excerpts from the argumentative essay or creative fiction. Must be prose, no poems or abstract. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Reputation#49898068) |
Date: May 24th, 2026 10:49 AM Author: out-of-control institution Subject: my best posts are blank bumps (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Reputation#49898070) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:55 AM Author: Costumed corner C+
Remember I cannot grade based on the VALUE of your poasts but whether they are constructed in such a way that would eagerly please an adjunct EN101 professor. |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:30 AM Author: chestnut tattoo butt cheeks is an A- at worst (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Reputation#49898119) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:31 AM Author: Costumed corner Cr but he did not submit a sample as instructed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Reputation#49898121) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:54 PM Author: out-of-control institution Incorrect. My blank bump *WAS* my writing sample. A blank bump is writing on XO. Are you saying that John Cage's 4'33'' is not music? Harumph - philistine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Reputation#49898272) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:42 AM Author: Offensive Lascivious Kitty Cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Reputation#49898141) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:53 AM Author: Splenetic crotch location Subject: venkatesh_subramanian_cv.pdf i tried to attach my CV but it didn't work? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Reputation#49898072) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:56 AM Author: Costumed corner Copy and paste please. Failure to turn in your assignment results in a failing grade. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Reputation#49898076) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:57 AM Author: Splenetic crotch location Please can you open this link one time ?
https://github.com/venkkyt1773 |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:31 AM Author: titillating nubile chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Reputation#49898123) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:55 AM Author: flirting yapping idea he suggested bawdyhouse https://www.huffpost.com/author/jared-s-baumeister (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Reputation#49898074) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:58 AM Author: marvelous territorial business firm https://www.huffpost.com/entry/top5-georgian-dishes_b_5192684
Top 5 but referencing Mt Rushmore which only contains 4 birdshits. Also comparing khinkali to dimsum instead of, yknow, actual Chinese dumplings. What a train wreck of an article |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:28 AM Author: Costumed corner Piss poor/10
Very juvenile and unformed. Similes are retard tier. |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:19 AM Author: Self-centered laughsome sneaky criminal https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4446581&mc=159&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Reputation#49898096) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:27 AM Author: Costumed corner F
Convoluted. Seek clarity of prose. |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:38 AM Author: Self-centered laughsome sneaky criminal (Boy squancher) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Reputation#49898137) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:29 PM Author: Offensive Lascivious Kitty Cat This is a classic poast. "And oh, what they found" is in the Spaceporn HOF. Everyone knows what that references if dropped in a thread. That's quite a feat considering how much Spaceporn content there is. Have you coined any phrases everyone on xoxo would recognize? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Reputation#49898208) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:28 AM Author: Offensive Lascivious Kitty Cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Reputation#49898113) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:28 AM Author: Costumed corner Submission? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Reputation#49898115) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:30 AM Author: Offensive Lascivious Kitty Cat My poasting is iconic faggot. Enjoy <><><>NOAIRCONDITIONING<><><> (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Reputation#49898116) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:30 AM Author: Costumed corner Nigga I have a window unit OK (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Reputation#49898120) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:32 AM Author: Offensive Lascivious Kitty Cat 🚨🚨🚨BROWNOID ALERT🚨🚨🚨 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Reputation#49898126) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:35 AM Author: Costumed corner oomox tp can confirm I am deathly pale bordering on vampiric in complexion (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Reputation#49898136) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:41 AM Author: Offensive Lascivious Kitty Cat She's Jewish and has fucked hundreds of brownoids. Not credible testimony on whiteness. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Reputation#49898140) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:03 PM Author: Costumed corner I was the exception that proves the rule (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Reputation#49898173) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:21 PM Author: chestnut tattoo do you have some kind of evidence of this, such as photos or videos? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Reputation#49898197) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:28 AM Author: Big rebellious library http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4269569&mc=74&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Reputation#49898114) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:30 AM Author: Costumed corner B
Not bad but needs improvement. |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:49 AM Author: purple comical giraffe therapy This thread was started by hatp. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Reputation#49898152) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 1:37 PM Author: purple comical giraffe therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Reputation#49898388) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:31 PM Author: Topaz swashbuckling jap affirmative action https://vocaroo.com/1iLIsa8q58oG
This was an original work |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:36 PM Author: Costumed corner A- (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Reputation#49898217) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:37 PM Author: up-to-no-good provocative address factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Reputation#49898219) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:33 PM Author: up-to-no-good provocative address factory reset button Nice try, Doobs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Reputation#49898213) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:35 PM Author: Racy milk https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951006&forum_id=2#20760501 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Reputation#49898216) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:52 PM Author: Costumed corner 12.5/20
Could be shorter and clearer. |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 1:01 PM Author: Racy milk Fair, although obviously the premise of the joke involved jerking the reader around for a bit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Reputation#49898302) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 1:11 PM Author: Costumed corner I teach EN101 to future cops at night school. I am not a creative type. I follow the textbook. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Reputation#49898331) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:42 PM Author: gold glittery native round eye A true story as related by my barber:
“He was just a big ol’ pet,” said Charlie while he shaved my neck. “That big old black snake lived over in the yard at the hotel for years. Why, people would pet him and feed him. You could pick him up and carry him around on your shoulders and he just loved it. But I reckon he got restless, and one day he decided to move down the street to Miss Mabel’s house, next door to mine. Miss Mabel didn’t care for him one bit, and when he laid on her front porch all day one day Miss Mabel nearly wet her pants because she was afraid to go in her own house to use the bathroom until he got cold late in the day and finally moved.
“So Miss Mabel called me,” Charlie said while snipping his scissors over my eyebrows, “and asked me if I could come down and get that snake and take him somewhere else. So I went down, picked him up and took him back to the hotel. Well, it wasn’t a day before he was back at Miss Mabel’s and I had to go get him again. Well, this time I took him across the main highway and dumped him in the woods. I thought he’d never make it back across the road, but in two days Miss Mabel was on the phone with me again.
“This went on for most of the summer,” Charlie said, stirring up a storm of talcum power around my neck, “and I was starting to get tired of that big old black snake. So one afternoon I was mowing my yard on my riding lawn mower when my wife calls out to me, ‘Charlie, come over here and pick up this big old limb before you run over it with the mower.’ So I go over there on the mower and see right away it’s not no limb, but that big old snake. I don’t know what come over me. It was like a red haze over my eyes. I was so mad at that damned snake. I had wasted seemed like half the summer picking him up and hauling him around, so I ran over him with the mower. I never knew a snake was so full of guts. That lawn mower slit him open down the belly just like a surgeon would have done. Blood and snake guts got all over my mower deck, and I had to clean it up later, and it spit his big ol’ black skin out all in one piece without a mark on it, except for the long slice up his belly, of course.
“Charlie,” I asked, “Did you save the skin?”
“No,” he said, “I didn’t want any reminder of that snake. All he did was cause me trouble. I just throwed it over the fence into Miss Mabel’s yard. I never heard nothin’ about that. I guess even Miss Mabel can tell a live snake from a dead one.
“Now don’t go telling anybody this story,” Charlie said. “This here is a college town, and these folks are probably all opposed to killing snakes. I’d sure hate to lose business over that damned snake.”
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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:53 PM Author: Costumed corner D
Please fix. Honestly fatiguing and too much filler. Brevity is the soul of wit. |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:46 PM Author: Supple Legend https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858159&mc=121&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Reputation#49898249) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:54 PM Author: Costumed corner B+
Not too many problems but too much short hand. |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:55 PM Author: out-of-control institution this thread is a disaster, I give it a D- *AT BEST* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Reputation#49898280) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:59 PM Author: Costumed corner (Guy who flunked EN101 because he couldn't construct TOPIC SENTENCES and form a scholarly argumentative essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Reputation#49898293) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:59 PM Author: out-of-control institution (guy who thinks P=TS+E constitutes winning writing) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Reputation#49898298) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 1:10 PM Author: Costumed corner I am an adjunct professor at a right to try school. I teach by the book and collect a check tyvm. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Reputation#49898328) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 1:11 PM Author: chestnut tattoo you don't do shit, you faggot bitch ass queer gayboy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Reputation#49898330) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 1:19 PM Author: out-of-control institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Reputation#49898354) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 1:59 PM Author: purple comical giraffe therapy This thread = TRASH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Reputation#49898438) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 6:26 PM Author: walnut naked nowag https://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=799345&forum_id=2#9632483 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Reputation#49898856) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 6:36 PM Author: Histrionic gunner hell This is my greatest work
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755145&mc=1&forum_id=2 |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 6:39 PM Author: aqua misanthropic dog poop https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4721022&mc=80&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2Reputation#49898888) |