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GFs dogs anal glands leaked in my house. Smells like absolute death

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. ...
Appetizing Philosopher-king
  08/09/18
Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this...
histrionic mauve therapy
  08/09/18
Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poas...
frum school cafeteria
  08/09/18
We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s an...
Appetizing Philosopher-king
  08/09/18
Could be a diet-related thing My sister switched her dogs...
orange boyish kitty
  08/09/18
Wtf man. And that smell, ugh
Appetizing Philosopher-king
  08/09/18
I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bi...
orange boyish kitty
  08/09/18
It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk s...
Appetizing Philosopher-king
  08/09/18
OK, definitely never experienced anything like that The d...
orange boyish kitty
  08/09/18
Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus do...
spectacular principal's office fat ankles
  08/09/18
Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparentl...
frum school cafeteria
  08/09/18
Dachshund
Appetizing Philosopher-king
  08/09/18
you know what to do...
frum school cafeteria
  08/09/18
i love dogs, but never again am i owning one. all the const...
talking 180 stag film milk
  08/09/18
I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big...
Appetizing Philosopher-king
  08/09/18
Same.
spruce bawdyhouse brethren
  08/09/18
Sad to not have a dog friend though
Burgundy spot
  08/09/18
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Vigorous really tough guy
  08/09/18
what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?
Swollen stirring dragon casino
  08/09/18
Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed ...
Appetizing Philosopher-king
  08/09/18
holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that hap...
Swollen stirring dragon casino
  08/09/18
animals belong OUTSIDE the house
Razzmatazz Dog Poop Field
  08/09/18
this LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. &q...
ruddy odious temple doctorate
  08/09/18
most asian poast I've ever read jfc
Vigorous really tough guy
  08/09/18
"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served ...
hideous selfie menage
  08/09/18
...
Floppy foreskin site
  08/09/18
Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!
beta antidepressant drug faggotry
  08/09/18
stfu gook
Effete base windowlicker
  08/09/18
...
Floppy foreskin site
  08/09/18
Cr
comical rehab weed whacker
  08/09/18
You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon i...
beta antidepressant drug faggotry
  08/09/18
Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.
Bateful cordovan church halford
  08/09/18
XO becoming more and more prole every day.
spruce bawdyhouse brethren
  08/09/18
SUMMON: jjj
Wild fantasy-prone area jap
  08/09/18
dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. ...
Topaz queen of the night
  08/09/18
why didn't the dog eat it?
Canary shivering parlour
  08/09/18
The dog needs more fiber
Hairless trust fund depressive
  08/09/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk
rusted haunting abode
  08/09/18
Sick
Appetizing Philosopher-king
  08/09/18
She's blaming the dog, dude
Nubile Crotch Lay
  08/09/18
...
iridescent chad pozpig
  08/09/18
TI, OC, TCR
Hairraiser shimmering parlor dopamine
  08/09/18
Absolutely Devastating.
Bateful cordovan church halford
  08/09/18
...
charismatic purple roommate
  08/09/18
...
insecure nursing home generalized bond
  08/09/18
...
Bearded chestnut corner clown
  03/15/25
...
self-satisfied and socially compliant
  11/20/25
fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes...
Insanely creepy affirmative action brunch
  08/09/18
...
aphrodisiac son of senegal
  08/09/18
They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a hol...
beta antidepressant drug faggotry
  08/09/18
interesting
insecure nursing home generalized bond
  08/09/18
dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY ...
Appetizing Philosopher-king
  08/09/18
Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. A...
big-titted tanning salon goal in life
  08/09/18
Missed the dog part in thread title on first read
hideous selfie menage
  03/15/25
birdshit problems
Roblox
  11/20/25


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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:04 AM
Author: Appetizing Philosopher-king

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. Wtf bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583449)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: histrionic mauve therapy

Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this issue. If so, don't buy.

If you get a dog and it has this problem. Kill it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36588682)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: frum school cafeteria

Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poasted it

Was ready to kill the dogs on the spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583452)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:07 AM
Author: Appetizing Philosopher-king

We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s anal gland. Apparently it’s like two pimples on either side of it’s asshole that you press and the gland stuff comes out. It’s foul as fuck. Do all little dogs do this? Normally the dog smells fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583461)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:11 AM
Author: orange boyish kitty

Could be a diet-related thing

My sister switched her dogs food (to something that I think was supposed to be a bit more oriented to older dogs) and all of a sudden it had these insanely swollen (maybe infected?) anal glands

She switched it back to it's regular food and it's been fine since

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583470)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:13 AM
Author: Appetizing Philosopher-king

Wtf man.

And that smell, ugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583478)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: orange boyish kitty

I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bit more solid in order for it to regularly let those glands 'express' with ordinary defecation

I've heard that the smell of those glands is bad but I don't think I've experienced it myself. I saw the dog while it was having problems and it was super gross to see, but the smell wasn't appreciably worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583508)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Appetizing Philosopher-king

It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk spray when up close imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583537)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: orange boyish kitty

OK, definitely never experienced anything like that

The dogs' glands were really fucked up though. It resembled a prolapse & couldn't stop licking itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583555)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: spectacular principal's office fat ankles

Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus doodikoff!???!!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36585409)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:12 AM
Author: frum school cafeteria

Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparently

I only fuck with large breeds and never knew about this shit until I saw it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583474)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Appetizing Philosopher-king

Dachshund

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583481)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: frum school cafeteria

you know what to do...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583485)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:06 AM
Author: talking 180 stag film milk

i love dogs, but never again am i owning one.

all the constant dealings with SHIT are just too much. i don't need this much literal SHIT in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583458)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:09 AM
Author: Appetizing Philosopher-king

I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big. None of them had this problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583465)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:13 PM
Author: spruce bawdyhouse brethren

Same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36588692)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Burgundy spot

Sad to not have a dog friend though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583484)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: Vigorous really tough guy



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:19 AM
Author: Swollen stirring dragon casino

what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583502)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:28 AM
Author: Appetizing Philosopher-king

Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed to secrete when they shit, but sometimes get clogged up and get engorged and you have to squeeze them like a zit

https://www.dummies.com/pets/dogs/how-to-empty-your-dogs-anal-sacs/

Again, never seen this living with Golden’s, labs, spaniels, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583533)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Swollen stirring dragon casino

holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583535)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:23 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Dog Poop Field

animals belong OUTSIDE the house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583516)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: ruddy odious temple doctorate

this

LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. "oh this NEVER happens, just a one-off thing."

this is what you get for sharing your house with a disgusting animal

PS your friends thought your house reeked of animal even before this happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583540)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: Vigorous really tough guy

most asian poast I've ever read jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36584265)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: hideous selfie menage

"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served for dinner."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36585375)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: Floppy foreskin site



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: beta antidepressant drug faggotry

Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36585347)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:16 PM
Author: Effete base windowlicker

stfu gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36588718)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: Floppy foreskin site



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: comical rehab weed whacker

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36584370)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: beta antidepressant drug faggotry

You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon it will be illegal to prohibit them in the US from restaurants, planes, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36585342)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Bateful cordovan church halford

Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36585361)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: spruce bawdyhouse brethren

XO becoming more and more prole every day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36588699)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:26 AM
Author: Wild fantasy-prone area jap

SUMMON: jjj

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583526)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Topaz queen of the night

dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. you're not supposed to do that in your house lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583539)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: Canary shivering parlour

why didn't the dog eat it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583553)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:44 AM
Author: Hairless trust fund depressive

The dog needs more fiber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583569)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:51 AM
Author: rusted haunting abode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583588)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: Appetizing Philosopher-king

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36584252)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: Nubile Crotch Lay

She's blaming the dog, dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36584374)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: iridescent chad pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36584386)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: Hairraiser shimmering parlor dopamine

TI, OC, TCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36585351)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: Bateful cordovan church halford

Absolutely Devastating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36585356)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: charismatic purple roommate



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: insecure nursing home generalized bond



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Bearded chestnut corner clown



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: self-satisfied and socially compliant



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:31 AM
Author: Insanely creepy affirmative action brunch

fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes, ANAL GLANDS "expressing"? LOL JUST LOL

jesus christ petcucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36584378)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: aphrodisiac son of senegal



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: beta antidepressant drug faggotry

They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a holdover from the common ancestor of dogs and skunks. The smell is NBD get over it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36585338)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: insecure nursing home generalized bond

interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36585385)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: Appetizing Philosopher-king

dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY worse than a skunk. It was like rotten fish mixed with shit, extremely pungent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36585386)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: big-titted tanning salon goal in life

Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. Also, get high quality dog food. It makes for more solid stool that ensure the glands release the shit when they shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36588675)



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: hideous selfie menage

Missed the dog part in thread title on first read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#48749719)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Roblox

birdshit problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#49446165)