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GFs dogs anal glands leaked in my house. Smells like absolute death

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. ...
big shimmering stead deer antler
  08/09/18
Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this...
avocado disrespectful meetinghouse
  08/09/18
Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poas...
multi-colored bat shit crazy heaven french chef
  08/09/18
We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s an...
big shimmering stead deer antler
  08/09/18
Could be a diet-related thing My sister switched her dogs...
Marvelous chapel
  08/09/18
Wtf man. And that smell, ugh
big shimmering stead deer antler
  08/09/18
I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bi...
Marvelous chapel
  08/09/18
It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk s...
big shimmering stead deer antler
  08/09/18
OK, definitely never experienced anything like that The d...
Marvelous chapel
  08/09/18
Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus do...
ungodly honey-headed house karate
  08/09/18
Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparentl...
multi-colored bat shit crazy heaven french chef
  08/09/18
Dachshund
big shimmering stead deer antler
  08/09/18
you know what to do...
multi-colored bat shit crazy heaven french chef
  08/09/18
i love dogs, but never again am i owning one. all the const...
garnet step-uncle's house water buffalo
  08/09/18
I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big...
big shimmering stead deer antler
  08/09/18
Same.
Abusive 180 Chad Wrinkle
  08/09/18
Sad to not have a dog friend though
green aphrodisiac rigpig
  08/09/18
...
Vengeful crackhouse juggernaut
  08/09/18
what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?
floppy telephone cuckoldry
  08/09/18
Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed ...
big shimmering stead deer antler
  08/09/18
holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that hap...
floppy telephone cuckoldry
  08/09/18
animals belong OUTSIDE the house
Cracking station
  08/09/18
this LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. &q...
fiercely-loyal church
  08/09/18
most asian poast I've ever read jfc
Vengeful crackhouse juggernaut
  08/09/18
"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served ...
seedy talented becky
  08/09/18
...
Greedy market alpha
  08/09/18
Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!
Jet-lagged Doobsian Resort Feces
  08/09/18
stfu gook
Salmon blathering clown mexican
  08/09/18
...
Greedy market alpha
  08/09/18
Cr
violent locale wagecucks
  08/09/18
You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon i...
Jet-lagged Doobsian Resort Feces
  08/09/18
Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.
Slimy Gaping Kitchen
  08/09/18
XO becoming more and more prole every day.
Abusive 180 Chad Wrinkle
  08/09/18
SUMMON: jjj
Thriller skinny woman
  08/09/18
dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. ...
stimulating hairless dragon
  08/09/18
why didn't the dog eat it?
Provocative aqua stage genital piercing
  08/09/18
The dog needs more fiber
turquoise sandwich
  08/09/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk
passionate cruel-hearted orchestra pit trust fund
  08/09/18
Sick
big shimmering stead deer antler
  08/09/18
She's blaming the dog, dude
Spectacular offensive newt parlour
  08/09/18
...
Fragrant lay jap
  08/09/18
TI, OC, TCR
Concupiscible theater stage generalized bond
  08/09/18
Absolutely Devastating.
Slimy Gaping Kitchen
  08/09/18
...
Awkward son of senegal
  08/09/18
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Fuchsia knife
  08/09/18
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dashing mauve bawdyhouse mother
  03/15/25
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self-satisfied and socially compliant
  11/20/25
fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes...
Carnelian exhilarant field fortuitous meteor
  08/09/18
...
Sexy naked nowag site
  08/09/18
They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a hol...
Jet-lagged Doobsian Resort Feces
  08/09/18
interesting
Fuchsia knife
  08/09/18
dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY ...
big shimmering stead deer antler
  08/09/18
Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. A...
Unhinged adventurous office
  08/09/18
Missed the dog part in thread title on first read
seedy talented becky
  03/15/25
birdshit problems
Roblox
  11/20/25


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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:04 AM
Author: big shimmering stead deer antler

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. Wtf bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583449)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: avocado disrespectful meetinghouse

Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this issue. If so, don't buy.

If you get a dog and it has this problem. Kill it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36588682)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: multi-colored bat shit crazy heaven french chef

Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poasted it

Was ready to kill the dogs on the spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583452)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:07 AM
Author: big shimmering stead deer antler

We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s anal gland. Apparently it’s like two pimples on either side of it’s asshole that you press and the gland stuff comes out. It’s foul as fuck. Do all little dogs do this? Normally the dog smells fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583461)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:11 AM
Author: Marvelous chapel

Could be a diet-related thing

My sister switched her dogs food (to something that I think was supposed to be a bit more oriented to older dogs) and all of a sudden it had these insanely swollen (maybe infected?) anal glands

She switched it back to it's regular food and it's been fine since

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583470)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:13 AM
Author: big shimmering stead deer antler

Wtf man.

And that smell, ugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583478)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: Marvelous chapel

I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bit more solid in order for it to regularly let those glands 'express' with ordinary defecation

I've heard that the smell of those glands is bad but I don't think I've experienced it myself. I saw the dog while it was having problems and it was super gross to see, but the smell wasn't appreciably worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583508)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: big shimmering stead deer antler

It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk spray when up close imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583537)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: Marvelous chapel

OK, definitely never experienced anything like that

The dogs' glands were really fucked up though. It resembled a prolapse & couldn't stop licking itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583555)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: ungodly honey-headed house karate

Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus doodikoff!???!!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36585409)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:12 AM
Author: multi-colored bat shit crazy heaven french chef

Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparently

I only fuck with large breeds and never knew about this shit until I saw it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583474)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: big shimmering stead deer antler

Dachshund

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583481)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: multi-colored bat shit crazy heaven french chef

you know what to do...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583485)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:06 AM
Author: garnet step-uncle's house water buffalo

i love dogs, but never again am i owning one.

all the constant dealings with SHIT are just too much. i don't need this much literal SHIT in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583458)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:09 AM
Author: big shimmering stead deer antler

I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big. None of them had this problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583465)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:13 PM
Author: Abusive 180 Chad Wrinkle

Same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36588692)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: green aphrodisiac rigpig

Sad to not have a dog friend though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583484)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: Vengeful crackhouse juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36584262)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:19 AM
Author: floppy telephone cuckoldry

what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583502)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:28 AM
Author: big shimmering stead deer antler

Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed to secrete when they shit, but sometimes get clogged up and get engorged and you have to squeeze them like a zit

https://www.dummies.com/pets/dogs/how-to-empty-your-dogs-anal-sacs/

Again, never seen this living with Golden’s, labs, spaniels, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583533)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: floppy telephone cuckoldry

holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583535)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:23 AM
Author: Cracking station

animals belong OUTSIDE the house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583516)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal church

this

LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. "oh this NEVER happens, just a one-off thing."

this is what you get for sharing your house with a disgusting animal

PS your friends thought your house reeked of animal even before this happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583540)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: Vengeful crackhouse juggernaut

most asian poast I've ever read jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36584265)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: seedy talented becky

"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served for dinner."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36585375)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: Greedy market alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36584291)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Doobsian Resort Feces

Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36585347)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:16 PM
Author: Salmon blathering clown mexican

stfu gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36588718)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: Greedy market alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36584293)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: violent locale wagecucks

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36584370)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Doobsian Resort Feces

You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon it will be illegal to prohibit them in the US from restaurants, planes, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36585342)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Slimy Gaping Kitchen

Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36585361)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: Abusive 180 Chad Wrinkle

XO becoming more and more prole every day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36588699)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:26 AM
Author: Thriller skinny woman

SUMMON: jjj

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583526)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: stimulating hairless dragon

dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. you're not supposed to do that in your house lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583539)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: Provocative aqua stage genital piercing

why didn't the dog eat it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583553)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:44 AM
Author: turquoise sandwich

The dog needs more fiber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583569)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:51 AM
Author: passionate cruel-hearted orchestra pit trust fund

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583588)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: big shimmering stead deer antler

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36584252)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: Spectacular offensive newt parlour

She's blaming the dog, dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36584374)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: Fragrant lay jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36584386)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: Concupiscible theater stage generalized bond

TI, OC, TCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36585351)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: Slimy Gaping Kitchen

Absolutely Devastating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36585356)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Awkward son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36585360)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: Fuchsia knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36588678)



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: dashing mauve bawdyhouse mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#48749704)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: self-satisfied and socially compliant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#49446073)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:31 AM
Author: Carnelian exhilarant field fortuitous meteor

fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes, ANAL GLANDS "expressing"? LOL JUST LOL

jesus christ petcucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36584378)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: Sexy naked nowag site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36584388)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Doobsian Resort Feces

They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a holdover from the common ancestor of dogs and skunks. The smell is NBD get over it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36585338)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: Fuchsia knife

interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36585385)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: big shimmering stead deer antler

dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY worse than a skunk. It was like rotten fish mixed with shit, extremely pungent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36585386)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: Unhinged adventurous office

Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. Also, get high quality dog food. It makes for more solid stool that ensure the glands release the shit when they shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36588675)



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: seedy talented becky

Missed the dog part in thread title on first read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#48749719)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Roblox

birdshit problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#49446165)