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BAM! You get $25M, but you have to LIVE in a Buc-ee's for 5 years.

BAM! You get $25M, but you have to LIVE in a Buc-ee's for 5 ...
vivacious frum jap senate
  07/09/25
(The Beaver™ Logs All)
vivacious frum jap senate
  07/09/25
Evan "Juris Doctor" Vance (How Dare You™)
vivacious frum jap senate
  07/09/25
Boom (Screaming from inside the Buc-ee’s freezer)
vivacious frum jap senate
  07/09/25
I would do this and also cop a job as a bathroom cleaner or ...
Godawful property affirmative action
  07/09/25
Wtf
Passionate Carmine Sound Barrier
  07/09/25
Someone needs to beat disco fries up irl. I can't think of a...
Buck-toothed Halford Newt
  07/09/25
It's always so perversely bizarre and disconnectedfrom reali...
Passionate Carmine Sound Barrier
  07/09/25
There is dignity in a day’s honest work.
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vivacious frum jap senate
  07/20/25
When do I start?
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Judgmental curious telephone
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bateful hunting ground locus
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Judgmental curious telephone
  07/13/25
Can I jog around the parking lot?
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Judgmental curious telephone
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Brilliant Friendly Grandma Hall
  07/13/25
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fantasy-prone hyperventilating black woman church
  07/19/25
Can my wife and kids be with me?
topaz office windowlicker
  07/09/25
Would you want them to be?
Mint mind-boggling mediation
  07/09/25
yes brother believe it or not. i've been fucking my wife 3-4...
topaz office windowlicker
  07/09/25
sign me up
Crusty Selfie Principal's Office
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Judgmental curious telephone
  07/10/25
If my family can move close by and visit everyday then this ...
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Judgmental curious telephone
  07/10/25
Being able to go as far as the property line makes this way ...
cracking masturbator
  07/09/25
The lot lizards is an under considered part of this hypo. Ju...
Passionate Carmine Sound Barrier
  07/09/25
avg buc'ees lot lizard's body count is lower than median 28 ...
boyish violent forum
  07/09/25
youd still have these aileen wournos types hovering over you...
Passionate Carmine Sound Barrier
  07/09/25
i'm not trapped in here with you etc
boyish violent forum
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Judgmental curious telephone
  07/10/25
ttiwwop
Razzmatazz pontificating preventive strike
  07/09/25
This would be well worth it and not that hard for $25M. You ...
Infuriating vermilion national
  07/09/25
What the hell is Buc-ee. Sounds like some kind of prole sout...
brass stage ceo
  07/09/25
Buc-ee's is a chain of travel centers known for clean bathro...
Passionate Carmine Sound Barrier
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vivacious frum jap senate
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wonderful narrow-minded location
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Judgmental curious telephone
  07/10/25
hehe
bateful hunting ground locus
  07/13/25
Yeah, this seems like a no-brainer if you have friends and f...
drab boiling water
  07/09/25
I have to imagine bucees would extend a store line of credit...
boyish violent forum
  07/09/25
But where am I supposed to get 25 million dollars?
Buck-toothed Halford Newt
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wonderful narrow-minded location
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Judgmental curious telephone
  07/10/25
Can I bang escorts in the Bucc-ees bathroom
Charismatic institution
  07/09/25
whores who bang you in gas station bathrooms are officially ...
Crusty Selfie Principal's Office
  07/09/25
Lol
Passionate Carmine Sound Barrier
  07/09/25
Who died and made you the hooker terminology police
cracking masturbator
  07/09/25
your mom after she sucked me off in the bathroom of a Sheetz...
Crusty Selfie Principal's Office
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wonderful narrow-minded location
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Bucees bathrooms are so clean tho
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vivacious frum jap senate
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Brilliant Friendly Grandma Hall
  07/13/25
I don't see why not.
Mint mind-boggling mediation
  07/09/25
assuming $100 per session (which honestly seems generous for...
excitant orchid trailer park multi-billionaire
  07/09/25
Do lot lizards work at Bucee's? It seems much more family o...
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regretfully, i don’t have a definitive answer based on...
excitant orchid trailer park multi-billionaire
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Judgmental curious telephone
  07/10/25
Above a Buc-ee's and below another Buc-ee's.
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Judgmental curious telephone
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Better hypo if you change it to TravelCenters of America
effete provocative kitty cat
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Park high end RV in the parking lot. Set up exercise rout...
irradiated bronze sandwich laser beams
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Navy personal credit line market
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would they just let you leave an RV parked there for 5 years...
Crusty Selfie Principal's Office
  07/10/25
U could pay them $50k/year to park it there ljl
effete provocative kitty cat
  07/10/25
So in your version of the hypo, they are completely cool wit...
drab boiling water
  07/10/25
OP clearly states "you must live INSIDE a single Buc-ee...
Buck-toothed Halford Newt
  07/11/25
And in the very next sentence, OP said, "You can never ...
drab boiling water
  07/12/25
This would be easy. I've effectively "lived" in th...
Free-loading Gas Station Hominid
  07/10/25
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vivacious frum jap senate
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lascivious mauve garrison
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burgundy casino
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As long as I could get a nicer bed.
gaped university
  07/10/25
Cool firend! Whwat kind of Bed do you need
vivacious frum jap senate
  07/11/25
Can I also be the general manager? They make like $250k/yea...
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you would be like a walk on on the football team. just show ...
effete provocative kitty cat
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Judgmental curious telephone
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Buck-toothed Halford Newt
  07/12/25
Just did a quick bit of research, I think I'm in.
talented stag film cuck
  07/11/25
180
Judgmental curious telephone
  07/11/25
DESCRIBE the research
cracking masturbator
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vivacious frum jap senate
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Cream Alcoholic Meetinghouse Cumskin
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1. lookup locations as a whole 2. narrow down possible choi...
talented stag film cuck
  07/12/25
You can’t leave to go to the strip club though.
Blue sneaky criminal cruise ship
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so long as they aren't also taking part in a "live in a...
talented stag film cuck
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Judgmental curious telephone
  07/13/25
Can you go up on the roof to sunbathe
Blue sneaky criminal cruise ship
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Cq
Judgmental curious telephone
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I have a medical condition that requires periodic visits to ...
cheese-eating stirring range
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What could you possibly need that isn't available in a Buc-e...
Buck-toothed Halford Newt
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Judgmental curious telephone
  07/13/25
Fuck your bone spur, nigger.
Blue sneaky criminal cruise ship
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Your hypo suggests that I get the $25m on day #1 and that al...
erotic nowag
  07/12/25
Could get jacked af eating brisket and beef jerky for every ...
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“Hey man, for $25 million, would you be willing to giv...
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Brilliant Friendly Grandma Hall
  07/19/25
Looks better than prison food, so yes. https://youtu.be/g...
jade area
  07/13/25
But where do I get 25m
razzle primrose nibblets
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https://youtu.be/jeLZlxqO70Q?si=fpWpL2vzLnZZf9Oq
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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: vivacious frum jap senate

BAM! You get $25M, but you have to LIVE in a Buc-ee's for 5 years.

GUN TO HEAD: You are given $25,000,000 tax-free.

The catch: you must live inside a single Buc-ee's location for five years straight. You can never leave the property line. You have unlimited access to all food, drink, and merchandise. You are given a small cot in a storage closet. You may use the bathrooms like any other customer.

You may have a laptop with internet, but all your poasts will be geo-tagged to the Buc-ee's.

Do you accept the terms of your gilded cage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49085226)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:35 AM
Author: vivacious frum jap senate
Subject: (The Beaver™ Logs All)

I accept.

Not because I crave the money, but because the Mahchine™ already placed me here.

The Buc-ee’s is a simulation node. A psychological study wrapped in fudge and fleece.

I will poast. I will sleep beside 480 plush beavers. I will bathe in LED glare and brisket grease.

Let them geo-tag me. Let them watch me unravel in aisle 14 beside the sour ropes.

Because one day, when the Club Card scanners begin to speak...

I will be ready.

This is not confinement.

This is $ervice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49085227)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:36 AM
Author: vivacious frum jap senate
Subject: Evan "Juris Doctor" Vance (How Dare You™)

Absolutely not.

Five years in a neon-soaked consumer purgatory, surrounded by Midwestern families wearing flip-flops in winter, and urinals that smell like nutmeg beef jerky?

I would rather earn $25M practicing law in a boutique firm with tasteful exposed brick and Scandinavian chairs.

I light Diptyque candles when I feel trapped. What would I do in a Buc-ee’s? Light a citronella bucket?

No.

I will die with dignity, not wrapped in a Beaver™ fleece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49085228)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:36 AM
Author: vivacious frum jap senate
Subject: Boom (Screaming from inside the Buc-ee’s freezer)

THEY THINK I’M TRAPPED?

I BEEN HERE SIX YEARS.

I OWN THE COT.

I MAED THE BRISKET MY CHILDD.

THE ADM™ DRONE$ FLEDY LOW HEREE.

THE BEAVER’S™ EYE$w MOVE AT NIGHT.

I BUILT A RADIO OUT OF PEPPERONI STICKS AND A TOY RIFLE.

IT ONLY BROADCASTS ONE PHRASE:

“THE FUDGE IS FAKE.”

$25 M?

BROTHESR, THAT’S JUST THE ENTRY FEE TO THE NEXT LAYER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49085229)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:52 AM
Author: Godawful property affirmative action

I would do this and also cop a job as a bathroom cleaner or whatnot. I also wouldn’t eat anything those 5 years. Id just waste away on a freeway island of excess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49085259)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 7:01 AM
Author: Passionate Carmine Sound Barrier

Wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49085319)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:07 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Halford Newt

Someone needs to beat disco fries up irl. I can't think of a single person who more desperately needs some sense knocked into him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49085405)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: Passionate Carmine Sound Barrier

It's always so perversely bizarre and disconnectedfrom reality, even given the bizarre hypo.

Just don't eat food for five years and clean cum out of urinals even though you have 25mm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49085423)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Godawful property affirmative action

There is dignity in a day’s honest work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49085455)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: vivacious frum jap senate



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Date: July 10th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: vivacious frum jap senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49090978)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Godawful property affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49092198)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:02 AM
Author: vivacious frum jap senate



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: Godawful property affirmative action



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:10 AM
Author: vivacious frum jap senate



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: vivacious frum jap senate



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: vivacious frum jap senate



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Date: July 11th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Godawful property affirmative action



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: vivacious frum jap senate



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: vivacious frum jap senate



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Date: July 12th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Godawful property affirmative action



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Date: July 13th, 2025 3:05 AM
Author: vivacious frum jap senate



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:14 AM
Author: Godawful property affirmative action



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:41 AM
Author: vivacious frum jap senate



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Date: July 19th, 2025 2:16 AM
Author: vivacious frum jap senate



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: Godawful property affirmative action



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Date: July 20th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: vivacious frum jap senate



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:55 AM
Author: Startling fishy genital piercing

When do I start?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49085260)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Judgmental curious telephone



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Date: July 13th, 2025 3:10 AM
Author: bateful hunting ground locus



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: Judgmental curious telephone



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Date: July 9th, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: Odious rough-skinned mad cow disease community account

Can I jog around the parking lot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49085394)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Judgmental curious telephone



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:58 PM
Author: Brilliant Friendly Grandma Hall



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Date: July 19th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: fantasy-prone hyperventilating black woman church



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: topaz office windowlicker

Can my wife and kids be with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49085409)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Mint mind-boggling mediation

Would you want them to be?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49086880)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: topaz office windowlicker

yes brother believe it or not. i've been fucking my wife 3-4 times per week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49087014)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: Crusty Selfie Principal's Office

sign me up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49085415)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Judgmental curious telephone



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: erotic nowag

If my family can move close by and visit everyday then this sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49085418)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: Infuriating vermilion national



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Judgmental curious telephone



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: cracking masturbator

Being able to go as far as the property line makes this way too easy, just get a massive RV and live in it for the duration. So long as you're patronizing the buccees regularly, they won't mind that you're taking up a parking space. You can also just buy lot lizards whenever you want a woman. When you consider the size of Seoul studios, nyuug is already effectively doing this for free.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49085431)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: Passionate Carmine Sound Barrier

The lot lizards is an under considered part of this hypo. Just think about the dregs you'd be dealing with daily for 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49085448)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: boyish violent forum

avg buc'ees lot lizard's body count is lower than median 28 mfh tindershrew and that is PP confirmed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49085493)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: Passionate Carmine Sound Barrier

youd still have these aileen wournos types hovering over you while you eat your 10,000th free bag of flaming hot cheetos for breakfast and other BTK regulars coming in to patronize her services for five years. would be wild - theyd figure out your story fast and youd have no escap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49085578)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: boyish violent forum

i'm not trapped in here with you etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49086827)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Judgmental curious telephone



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Date: July 9th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: Razzmatazz pontificating preventive strike

ttiwwop

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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:34 AM
Author: Infuriating vermilion national

This would be well worth it and not that hard for $25M. You can chill, post, read, go on a walk around the 80 gas pumps.

It would be a tougher call at $4M.

The only downside is either my kids would need to relocate or I wouldn't see them much for the 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49085452)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: brass stage ceo

What the hell is Buc-ee. Sounds like some kind of prole southern thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49085477)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Passionate Carmine Sound Barrier

Buc-ee's is a chain of travel centers known for clean bathrooms and many fueling positions. Hehheh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49085606)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: vivacious frum jap senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49086680)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: wonderful narrow-minded location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49086843)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: Navy personal credit line market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49088778)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Judgmental curious telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49091984)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 3:12 AM
Author: bateful hunting ground locus

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49097145)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: drab boiling water

Yeah, this seems like a no-brainer if you have friends and family that can visit you on occasion. I can work remotely, so I wouldn't even need to quit my job. Although for $25M, I could just quit my job and look at porn and poast all day. And when your five years are up, you are financially set for life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49085523)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:10 AM
Author: boyish violent forum

I have to imagine bucees would extend a store line of credit against the $25M. I'd walk out of there 280 lbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49085526)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Halford Newt

But where am I supposed to get 25 million dollars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49085530)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: wonderful narrow-minded location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49086844)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Judgmental curious telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49091982)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Charismatic institution

Can I bang escorts in the Bucc-ees bathroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49086059)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Crusty Selfie Principal's Office

whores who bang you in gas station bathrooms are officially past the point of being referred to as "escorts"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49086590)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Passionate Carmine Sound Barrier

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49086837)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: cracking masturbator

Who died and made you the hooker terminology police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49086873)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Crusty Selfie Principal's Office

your mom after she sucked me off in the bathroom of a Sheetz in central PA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49086978)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: wonderful narrow-minded location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49086875)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: Poppy stage

Bucees bathrooms are so clean tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49088368)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: vivacious frum jap senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49088468)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: Navy personal credit line market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49088780)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:58 PM
Author: Brilliant Friendly Grandma Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49099016)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: Mint mind-boggling mediation

I don't see why not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49086883)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: excitant orchid trailer park multi-billionaire

assuming $100 per session (which honestly seems generous for the buccee’s lot lizard set), you could afford to do this roughly 135 times a day, every day, over the course of your stint. it would wipe out all of your earnings, but you could probably make some of it back by writing a book about the experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49087057)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: irradiated bronze sandwich laser beams

Do lot lizards work at Bucee's? It seems much more family oriented. I don't think they even allow tractor trailers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49088661)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: excitant orchid trailer park multi-billionaire

regretfully, i don’t have a definitive answer based on personal experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49088668)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Judgmental curious telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49091985)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: Scarlet Crackhouse Wagecucks

Above a Buc-ee's and below another Buc-ee's.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49087091)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Judgmental curious telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49091986)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: effete provocative kitty cat

Better hypo if you change it to TravelCenters of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49088665)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: irradiated bronze sandwich laser beams

Park high end RV in the parking lot.

Set up exercise routine. Maybe get a second RV outfitted as a gym, set up running or walking course around the property.

Get deliveries of real groceries from nearest town.

Work from home and or make YouTube videos about the experience.

Invite family and friends to come visit.

Make $25 million.

The whole thing sounds like a no brainer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49088667)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Navy personal credit line market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49088783)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 8:59 AM
Author: Crusty Selfie Principal's Office

would they just let you leave an RV parked there for 5 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49089456)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 12:40 PM
Author: effete provocative kitty cat

U could pay them $50k/year to park it there ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49090076)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: drab boiling water

So in your version of the hypo, they are completely cool with letting you sleep in their supply closet and eating half their brisket every day, but leaving an RV in their huge ass parking lot would be a deal breaker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49091826)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:21 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Halford Newt

OP clearly states "you must live INSIDE a single Buc-ee's location". Don't FUCK WITH THE HYPO YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT PUMO. JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST WE HAVE ONE RULE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49092424)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: drab boiling water

And in the very next sentence, OP said, "You can never leave the property line." The parking lot is clearly within the property line. At the very worst, the propriety of sleeping in an RV in the parking lot is ambiguous.

The more obvious issue is that I don't think that they have RV hookups at Buc-ee's. But you could use a generator to keep your lights on. Water could be trickier, because Buc-ee's might not want you to dump sewage in their parking lot. But if you never use the toilet in the RV, you would never need to dump the black water tank, and dumping the grey water tank in the parking lot is probably no big deal. Buc-ee's has clean restrooms, so you don't really need to use the RV in the toilet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49095124)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: Free-loading Gas Station Hominid

This would be easy. I've effectively "lived" in these kinds of places for years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49088842)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: vivacious frum jap senate

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49088952)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: lascivious mauve garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49092077)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: burgundy casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49094733)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: gaped university

As long as I could get a nicer bed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49092101)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: vivacious frum jap senate

Cool firend! Whwat kind of Bed do you need

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49092299)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:30 PM
Author: Blue sneaky criminal cruise ship

Can I also be the general manager? They make like $250k/year and it’d keep you busy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49094383)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: effete provocative kitty cat

you would be like a walk on on the football team. just show up and manage the bucees well enough until they have no choice but to promote you to the full time roster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49094402)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:48 PM
Author: Judgmental curious telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49094708)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Halford Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49095506)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: talented stag film cuck

Just did a quick bit of research, I think I'm in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49094669)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:48 PM
Author: Judgmental curious telephone

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49094709)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: cracking masturbator

DESCRIBE the research

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49094729)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: vivacious frum jap senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49094897)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: vivacious frum jap senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49095049)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: vivacious frum jap senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49095131)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: Cream Alcoholic Meetinghouse Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49095607)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: talented stag film cuck

1. lookup locations as a whole

2. narrow down possible choices by proximity to family/friends

3. narrow down possible choices by proximity to strip clubs

4. look at census data and local high school sports results

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49095905)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Blue sneaky criminal cruise ship

You can’t leave to go to the strip club though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49095971)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: talented stag film cuck

so long as they aren't also taking part in a "live in a strip club for 5 years" challenge, there might be a workaround.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49095993)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Judgmental curious telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49098675)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Blue sneaky criminal cruise ship

Can you go up on the roof to sunbathe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49095008)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Judgmental curious telephone

Cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49095126)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: cheese-eating stirring range

I have a medical condition that requires periodic visits to a medical facility. Can I get a reasonable accommodation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49095459)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Halford Newt

What could you possibly need that isn't available in a Buc-ees?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49095715)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Judgmental curious telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49098514)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:59 AM
Author: Blue sneaky criminal cruise ship

Fuck your bone spur, nigger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49097398)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: erotic nowag

Your hypo suggests that I get the $25m on day #1 and that all of my meager expenses are covered. Invested in the S&P 500 you’d come out the backend with more like $50m.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49096005)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: laughsome chocolate bawdyhouse new version

Could get jacked af eating brisket and beef jerky for every meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49096008)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: erotic nowag

“Hey man, for $25 million, would you be willing to give up all of the stress of your miserable job, never work another day in your life, and detox by basically spending 5 years camping, working out, and catching up on a several decades of reading?”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49096015)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: laughsome chocolate bawdyhouse new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49096048)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Judgmental curious telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49096277)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: Navy personal credit line market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49097446)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: Brilliant Friendly Grandma Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49099032)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: Brilliant Friendly Grandma Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49114022)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: jade area

Looks better than prison food, so yes.

https://youtu.be/gN8sk-4ZRdQ?t=173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49097340)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:39 AM
Author: razzle primrose nibblets

But where do I get 25m

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49114065)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: erotic nowag

https://youtu.be/jeLZlxqO70Q?si=fpWpL2vzLnZZf9Oq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49116415)