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Huge CNN article about dorky Mormon marrying Asian Hiking Girl

https://www.cnn.com/travel/yellowstone-ice-cream-date-chance...
Well-lubricated Puppy University
  07/14/25
he saw an asian 5.5 and immediately thought "i'm going ...
Mind-boggling hospital mood
  07/14/25
many such cases!
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  07/14/25
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  07/14/25
"For Andrew it was something akin to love at first sigh...
Mischievous scourge upon the earth clown
  07/14/25
Their son will 100% be a spree shooter
Mind-boggling hospital mood
  07/14/25
Never seen a more clear cut case than this before
floppy crusty wrinkle coffee pot
  07/14/25
Tall blonde guy bouncing up tp
spectacular twisted state
  07/14/25
FizzKidd drove deep into rural Colorado for a Tinder match w...
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  07/14/25
“ Andrew and Shallen welcomed their two children in 20...
splenetic exciting house queen of the night
  07/14/25
Do whites who marry azns consider themselves "multiraci...
Razzle beta den brethren
  07/14/25
I hadn’t thought of it either actually. But I’m ...
splenetic exciting house queen of the night
  07/14/25
Except hapas get double pwned on affirmative action right?
Contagious Piazza Giraffe
  07/15/25
Yes they do so in a self-serving way go try and cop that DEI...
Offensive Heaven
  07/15/25
But white and Asian are the worst possible things to be in a...
Contagious Piazza Giraffe
  07/15/25
I think aznness actually drags you downward from just Regula...
Razzle beta den brethren
  07/16/25
ROFL why is this newsworthy.
bronze market
  07/14/25
because you can tell how tight that pussy is just in the fir...
pearly preventive strike headpube
  07/14/25
“We ended up speaking Tagalog with each other for a bi...
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  07/14/25
I wish NPB were still here
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  07/14/25
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Well-lubricated Puppy University
  07/14/25
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Mischievous scourge upon the earth clown
  07/14/25
That guy will never leave. He's cemented in place.
floppy crusty wrinkle coffee pot
  07/14/25
nobody ever leaves. we all really like it here.
Well-lubricated Puppy University
  07/14/25
I've been planning on quitting for ten years. Going to XO ad...
floppy crusty wrinkle coffee pot
  07/14/25
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splenetic exciting house queen of the night
  07/14/25
Holy shit this thing is like War and Peace
Very tactful gunner
  07/14/25
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floppy crusty wrinkle coffee pot
  07/14/25
Why was a Taiwanese student working in Yellowstone?
Vigorous startled dilemma
  07/14/25
Not flame one of my white friends met his Chinese wife this ...
Mischievous scourge upon the earth clown
  07/14/25
the perfect program doesnt exi--
pearly preventive strike headpube
  07/14/25
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Mischievous scourge upon the earth clown
  07/15/25
How do you think it got the name?
Very tactful gunner
  07/14/25
Gorgeous girl
Abusive Effete Station Internal Respiration
  07/14/25
dude is 100% gay
Vibrant awkward garrison crotch
  07/14/25
why is this article like 40,000 words long? is this some ha...
Vibrant awkward garrison crotch
  07/14/25
She is cute. Good for them.
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  07/14/25
Man lives in Philippines. Man marries Taiwanese instead. S...
embarrassed to the bone field
  07/14/25
"She was working over at another counter,” Andrew...
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cyan bateful hall
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Still speaking broken Mandarin, Andrew asked Shallen if he c...
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  07/15/25
Your father grimacing as you nihao an azn 5
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Fear-inspiring Goal In Life
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In the summer of 2015, two years after they first met in Yel...
Fear-inspiring Goal In Life
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Why is the GOP protecting pedophiles? https://x.com/juddl...
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  07/15/25
She was making him wait until marriage and he was so horny f...
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slate sound barrier
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this is retarded. why is she running away?
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  07/16/25
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Puppy University

https://www.cnn.com/travel/yellowstone-ice-cream-date-chance-encounters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Reputation#49099844)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Mind-boggling hospital mood

he saw an asian 5.5 and immediately thought "i'm going to marry that girl" on first sight.

terminal case of debilitating yellow fever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Reputation#49099846)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:38 AM
Author: Territorial chrome jap

many such cases!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Reputation#49099848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Charismatic Useless Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Reputation#49103125)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: costumed salmon national main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Reputation#49100206)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: wonderful abnormal cuckoldry tanning salon

asian 5.5 saw a beautiful kike and immediately thought, "DASSA HANSOM, I SHOW HIM MAH PUSSY RIPS"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Reputation#49100236)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: concupiscible orange bawdyhouse

terminal case of yellow fever tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Reputation#49100287)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: Mischievous scourge upon the earth clown

"For Andrew it was something akin to love at first sight. For Shallen, it wasn’t quite that. But it was a memorable first interaction — a tall, blond guy bouncing up to her with a grin on his face.

For a moment, Andrew and Shallen just stood there, smiling at each other. Not saying anything.

“Then I was like, ‘You got a boyfriend?’” recalls Andrew.

“He said this in Mandarin,” adds Shallen. “He was just straight out saying, ‘Do you have a boyfriend?’”

She shook her head and told him she was single.

Still speaking broken Mandarin, Andrew asked Shallen if he could take her out for dinner that night.

“And I go, ‘No,’ because we’re in the middle of nowhere, and dinner sounds so formal,” recalls Shallen. “I’m like, ‘This is weird.’”

But Shallen was intrigued by Andrew. “So I said, ‘Well, if you want to practice your Mandarin, we can grab ice cream,’” she recalls."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Reputation#49099958)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:45 AM
Author: Mind-boggling hospital mood

Their son will 100% be a spree shooter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Reputation#49099966)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: floppy crusty wrinkle coffee pot

Never seen a more clear cut case than this before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Reputation#49100365)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: spectacular twisted state

Tall blonde guy bouncing up tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Reputation#49100205)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: floppy crusty wrinkle coffee pot

FizzKidd drove deep into rural Colorado for a Tinder match who ghosted her just for a chance at this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Reputation#49100368)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:20 PM
Author: marvelous turquoise trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Reputation#49100371)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: splenetic exciting house queen of the night

“ Andrew and Shallen welcomed their two children in 2017 and 2019. When their second child was born, they left Utah and moved to California.

Over time, Andrew also distanced himself from the Mormon religion he grew up with, before leaving the church altogether.

Moving to California allowed the couple to find a new community. “We’re in a very multicultural place, and so it’s better for both of us,” says Andrew.

“And better for our kids,” adds Shallen.”

Lmao, Mormons dunn here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Reputation#49099964)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Razzle beta den brethren

Do whites who marry azns consider themselves "multiracial" families?

I guess I've never thought of it that way since marrying an azngirl is the most quintessentially White Dork thing you can do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Reputation#49099980)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: splenetic exciting house queen of the night

I hadn’t thought of it either actually. But I’m guessing yes, since “multiracial” is a cool thing now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Reputation#49099985)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Contagious Piazza Giraffe

Except hapas get double pwned on affirmative action right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Reputation#49102676)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Offensive Heaven

Yes they do so in a self-serving way go try and cop that DEI/AA advantage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Reputation#49102675)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: Contagious Piazza Giraffe

But white and Asian are the worst possible things to be in an AA scenario

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Reputation#49102679)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 4:11 AM
Author: Razzle beta den brethren

I think aznness actually drags you downward from just Regular White Guy in the admissions ratrace.

In fairness to harvard et al., my understanding is that if they were forced to go to a pure meritocracy the school would immediately become more azn than hong kong. Which, if we're being totally, brutally real here, I think we can all acknowledge would both destroy H's prestige and erode the quality of the institution more generally, e.g., reduce the number of ultra-high performing grads (startup founders, inventors, cultural icons, etc.), make for a shittier intellectual environment, what have you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Reputation#49105028)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:55 AM
Author: bronze market

ROFL why is this newsworthy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Reputation#49099990)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: pearly preventive strike headpube

because you can tell how tight that pussy is just in the first pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Reputation#49099991)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: Topaz menage factory reset button

“We ended up speaking Tagalog with each other for a bit,” recalls Andrew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Reputation#49100041)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: splenetic exciting house queen of the night

I wish NPB were still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Reputation#49100052)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Puppy University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Reputation#49100057)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: Mischievous scourge upon the earth clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Reputation#49100065)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: floppy crusty wrinkle coffee pot

That guy will never leave. He's cemented in place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Reputation#49100372)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Puppy University

nobody ever leaves. we all really like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Reputation#49100451)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: floppy crusty wrinkle coffee pot

I've been planning on quitting for ten years. Going to XO addiction meetings. There is hoap. But probably not hope in the traditional sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Reputation#49100455)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: splenetic exciting house queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Reputation#49100677)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: Very tactful gunner

Holy shit this thing is like War and Peace

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Reputation#49100062)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: floppy crusty wrinkle coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Reputation#49100373)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: Vigorous startled dilemma

Why was a Taiwanese student working in Yellowstone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Reputation#49100213)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Mischievous scourge upon the earth clown

Not flame one of my white friends met his Chinese wife this EXACT same way. Via this program where chinks come over here to work in US national parks. Presumably the entire point of the program is to marry off Asian Pussy to White Cock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Reputation#49100222)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: pearly preventive strike headpube

the perfect program doesnt exi--

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Reputation#49100445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: Mischievous scourge upon the earth clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Reputation#49102609)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Very tactful gunner

How do you think it got the name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Reputation#49100320)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Abusive Effete Station Internal Respiration

Gorgeous girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Reputation#49100219)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Vibrant awkward garrison crotch

dude is 100% gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Reputation#49100237)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Vibrant awkward garrison crotch

why is this article like 40,000 words long? is this some hand-picked CIA dork who they're trying to make famous like they did to Obama?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Reputation#49100243)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: puce theater stage

She is cute. Good for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Reputation#49100281)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone field

Man lives in Philippines. Man marries Taiwanese instead.

Story as old as time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Reputation#49100285)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: cyan bateful hall

"She was working over at another counter,” Andrew recalls. “So I went and bought chocolate milk"

incredible AMOG here holy shit. aznbros absolutely finished

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Reputation#49102355)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: cyan bateful hall

https://media.cnn.com/api/v1/images/stellar/prod/wedding-photo.jpg?q=w_1160,c_fill/f_webp

hfs look at the green lines here

nothing in this article makes me think she likes him even a little

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Reputation#49102358)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: slate sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Reputation#49102359)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: slate sound barrier

He's got a great scumbag look with the flatbill cap, chin goatee, and proleface.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Reputation#49102362)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: cyan bateful hall

tight fitted dry fit griffey logo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Reputation#49102402)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Goal In Life

Still speaking broken Mandarin, Andrew asked Shallen if he could take her out for dinner that night tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Reputation#49102427)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:41 AM
Author: Navy keepsake machete knife

Your father grimacing as you nihao an azn 5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Reputation#49102476)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: cyan bateful hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Reputation#49102799)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Goal In Life

"Or maybe he's wondering why you'd invite a tall white man for ice cream despite being lactose intolerant"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Reputation#49102541)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Goal In Life

Imagine being on a fishing trip with your brother and he just ditches you for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Reputation#49102550)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: violet gay wizard dog poop

Why is the GOP protecting pedophiles?

https://x.com/juddlegum/status/1945115439995998711?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Reputation#49102553)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Goal In Life

In the summer of 2015, two years after they first met in Yellowstone, Andrew and Shallen eloped in the hills above the Utah town where Andrew grew up.

“The ceremony itself was really small,” says Andrew. “My closest friends helped me carry up tables for food and blankets for people to sit on. I think we had like 20 people there in total.”

While it was a special day, there were mixed emotions at play. Shallen was saddened by her family’s absence. Andrew’s family wasn’t there either, but they wholeheartedly supported his decision to marry Shallen. Shallen, meanwhile, felt conscious she was breaking from her family’s expectations. She was unsure what her relationship with them would look like in the future.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Reputation#49102557)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:10 AM
Author: violet gay wizard dog poop

Why is the GOP protecting pedophiles?

https://x.com/juddlegum/status/1945115439995998711?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Reputation#49102584)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: slate sound barrier

She was making him wait until marriage and he was so horny for azn pussy he just carried her up into the hills and had his bros marry them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Reputation#49102608)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: puce theater stage

https://imgur.com/a/spMZdfx

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Reputation#49102990)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:54 AM
Author: slate sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Reputation#49102995)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 7:59 AM
Author: bronze market

this is retarded. why is she running away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Reputation#49105145)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:26 AM
Author: disgusting corner striped hyena

Andrew had a bit of a flair for languages; he’d picked up Tagalog while living in the Philippines, and dabbled in Mandarin as part of a college language requirement tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Reputation#49105184)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:52 AM
Author: Mind-boggling hospital mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2Reputation#49105221)