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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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Shaky affirmative action
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
Laughsome cuckold immigrant
  08/28/25
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Shaky affirmative action
  08/28/25
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Hyperactive concupiscible point trust fund
  08/28/25
that's it?
Cordovan macaca
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
Shaky affirmative action
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
Bearded faggot firefighter
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
Cordovan macaca
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
bateful canary center party of the first part
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
mewling cruise ship
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
bateful canary center party of the first part
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
mewling cruise ship
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
bateful canary center party of the first part
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
mewling cruise ship
  09/12/25
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lfo
  10/28/25
Haha wow
ungodly bossy theater
  08/28/25
Happy?
misanthropic theatre
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
ungodly bossy theater
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
bateful canary center party of the first part
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
Hyperactive concupiscible point trust fund
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
bateful canary center party of the first part
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
Hyperactive concupiscible point trust fund
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
Supple burgundy nowag
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
peach awkward knife shrine
  08/28/25
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massive stage ladyboy
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
Crystalline market
  08/29/25
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vigorous slate masturbator
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
Bipolar Irradiated Nursing Home Antidepressant Drug
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
Judgmental Aphrodisiac Locale Mood
  08/29/25
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massive stage ladyboy
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
Talented swollen background story
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
Judgmental Aphrodisiac Locale Mood
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
mewling cruise ship
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
Tantric Brunch Electric Furnace
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
bateful canary center party of the first part
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
ungodly bossy theater
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
Bipolar Irradiated Nursing Home Antidepressant Drug
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
bateful canary center party of the first part
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
pearly toilet seat double fault
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
hot national
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
ungodly bossy theater
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
Hyperactive concupiscible point trust fund
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
bateful canary center party of the first part
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
Judgmental Aphrodisiac Locale Mood
  09/01/25
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bateful canary center party of the first part
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
Judgmental Aphrodisiac Locale Mood
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
bateful canary center party of the first part
  09/01/25
Lolololol
misanthropic theatre
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
ungodly bossy theater
  09/01/25
?
mewling cruise ship
  09/12/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
Glassy factory reset button
  09/01/25
Fuck you
ungodly bossy theater
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
bateful canary center party of the first part
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
mewling cruise ship
  09/12/25
Yes
bateful canary center party of the first part
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
mewling cruise ship
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
mewling cruise ship
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
Shaky affirmative action
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Shaky affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Laughsome cuckold immigrant

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Shaky affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219934)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Hyperactive concupiscible point trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Cordovan macaca

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Shaky affirmative action

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Bearded faggot firefighter

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Cordovan macaca

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: bateful canary center party of the first part

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: mewling cruise ship

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: bateful canary center party of the first part

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: mewling cruise ship

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: bateful canary center party of the first part

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: mewling cruise ship

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49381541)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: ungodly bossy theater

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: misanthropic theatre

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: ungodly bossy theater

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: bateful canary center party of the first part

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Hyperactive concupiscible point trust fund

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: bateful canary center party of the first part

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Hyperactive concupiscible point trust fund

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Supple burgundy nowag

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: peach awkward knife shrine

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: massive stage ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Crystalline market

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: vigorous slate masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Bipolar Irradiated Nursing Home Antidepressant Drug

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: Judgmental Aphrodisiac Locale Mood

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: massive stage ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: Talented swollen background story

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Judgmental Aphrodisiac Locale Mood

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: mewling cruise ship

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: Tantric Brunch Electric Furnace

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: bateful canary center party of the first part

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: ungodly bossy theater

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Bipolar Irradiated Nursing Home Antidepressant Drug

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: bateful canary center party of the first part

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: pearly toilet seat double fault

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: hot national

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: ungodly bossy theater

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Hyperactive concupiscible point trust fund

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: bateful canary center party of the first part

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Judgmental Aphrodisiac Locale Mood

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: bateful canary center party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Judgmental Aphrodisiac Locale Mood

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: bateful canary center party of the first part

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: misanthropic theatre

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: ungodly bossy theater

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: mewling cruise ship

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259310)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Glassy factory reset button

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: ungodly bossy theater

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: bateful canary center party of the first part

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: mewling cruise ship

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: bateful canary center party of the first part

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: mewling cruise ship

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: mewling cruise ship

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Shaky affirmative action

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259839)