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Trump: "Open the Fuckin’ Strait. Praise be to Allah"

LoL he's totally furked Tuesday will be Power Plant Day...
crimson school cafeteria voyeur
  04/05/26
Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.
glittery deer antler volcanic crater
  04/05/26
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Lemon bisexual degenerate factory reset button
  04/05/26
No, Birdshit
crimson school cafeteria voyeur
  04/05/26
Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit ...
crimson school cafeteria voyeur
  04/05/26
It's going to work. Just wait.
glittery deer antler volcanic crater
  04/05/26
No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS
know-it-all casino regret
  04/05/26
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shivering locale
  04/05/26
Lol
transparent potus sanctuary
  04/05/26
how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump
curious nudist dilemma
  04/05/26
imagine if kamala said this
crimson school cafeteria voyeur
  04/05/26
ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I...
curious nudist dilemma
  04/05/26
...
glittery deer antler volcanic crater
  04/05/26
whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay
cobalt french chapel gay wizard
  04/05/26
wait two weeks
Lemon bisexual degenerate factory reset button
  04/05/26
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pale frozen kitty cat
  04/06/26
lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan. ...
talking bearded corner
  04/05/26
Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be...
hairraiser chad windowlicker
  04/05/26
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Spectacular sapphire site
  04/05/26
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coral crackhouse pervert
  04/05/26
Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out o...
bonkers university boltzmann
  04/05/26
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clear drunken keepsake machete
  04/05/26
rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and...
crimson school cafeteria voyeur
  04/05/26
what? try writing in english now?
bonkers university boltzmann
  04/05/26
Are men too emotional to be president?
Dead bright boistinker immigrant
  04/05/26
Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things ...
Trip orange rigpig brethren
  04/05/26
Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still ...
doobsian hall
  04/05/26
this is what we voted for amirite?
Aquamarine public bath digit ratio
  04/05/26
yes, goyim, yes you did
useless chrome point multi-billionaire
  04/06/26
Glad you found it funny Jew
indigo vigorous hell
  04/05/26
You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell
Trip orange rigpig brethren
  04/05/26
He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He ...
Aquamarine public bath digit ratio
  04/05/26
Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piec...
indigo vigorous hell
  04/05/26
Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a...
Spectacular sapphire site
  04/05/26
...
glittery deer antler volcanic crater
  04/05/26
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laughsome national doctorate
  04/05/26
We can open it any time we'd like, actually. It's not actua...
Dead bright boistinker immigrant
  04/05/26
Lmao, cr What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughi...
indigo vigorous hell
  04/05/26
...
shivering locale
  04/05/26
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shivering locale
  04/05/26
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Carnelian international law enforcement agency range
  04/05/26
Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah bl...
Carnelian international law enforcement agency range
  04/05/26
Open the fucken strait brah.
demanding pungent stag film
  04/05/26
...
glittery deer antler volcanic crater
  04/05/26
...
know-it-all casino regret
  04/06/26
crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that &quo...
godawful bateful dragon bawdyhouse
  04/05/26
Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in hon...
crimson school cafeteria voyeur
  04/05/26
On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so ...
Dead bright boistinker immigrant
  04/05/26
...
indigo vigorous hell
  04/05/26
...
cordovan water buffalo
  04/06/26
Pls respond
Adventurous toaster mediation
  04/06/26
Is this related? https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941...
know-it-all casino regret
  04/06/26
Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?
crimson school cafeteria voyeur
  04/12/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: crimson school cafeteria voyeur

LoL he's totally furked

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell.

https://x.com/i/status/2040763128657371585

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795178)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: glittery deer antler volcanic crater

Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795180)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: Lemon bisexual degenerate factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795194)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: crimson school cafeteria voyeur

No, Birdshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795197)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: crimson school cafeteria voyeur

Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit as if everyone will just give in... It's childish and lolzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795200)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: glittery deer antler volcanic crater

It's going to work. Just wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795265)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: know-it-all casino regret

No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49796535)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: shivering locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49796537)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: transparent potus sanctuary

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795246)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: curious nudist dilemma

how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795268)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: crimson school cafeteria voyeur

imagine if kamala said this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795280)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: curious nudist dilemma

ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I knew God was on his side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795281)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: glittery deer antler volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795282)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: cobalt french chapel gay wizard

whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795286)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: Lemon bisexual degenerate factory reset button

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795293)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: pale frozen kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49797946)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: talking bearded corner

lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan.

watch: within a year US will threaten the straits of malacca.

panama, venezuela, hormuz. one is just a headline. three is a pattern forming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795292)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: hairraiser chad windowlicker

Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be longer and browner overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795328)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Spectacular sapphire site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795332)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: coral crackhouse pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795297)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: bonkers university boltzmann

Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out on Ukrainian infrastructure - the right wingers in Russia have been pushing for this for 4 years, Putin deemed "too liberal" and holding back too much by the right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795305)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: clear drunken keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795307)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: crimson school cafeteria voyeur

rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and thinking things thru long term. Trump is a literal furking manchild 70 IQ if that who cannot think past his next BigMac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795524)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: bonkers university boltzmann

what? try writing in english now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795776)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Dead bright boistinker immigrant

Are men too emotional to be president?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795336)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Trip orange rigpig brethren

Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things he’s ever said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795408)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: doobsian hall

Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still has the ability to make me question whether his post is real or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795487)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Aquamarine public bath digit ratio

this is what we voted for amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795530)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: useless chrome point multi-billionaire

yes, goyim, yes you did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49796926)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: indigo vigorous hell

Glad you found it funny Jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795564)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Trip orange rigpig brethren

You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795633)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Aquamarine public bath digit ratio

He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He won’t but he would go down in history as a Lincoln-like figure if he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795533)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: indigo vigorous hell

Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piece of shit.

Didn’t he say we didn’t need the Strait?

The guy is not only crazy, he is completely senile. Never thought we’d cum to miss Joe Biden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795556)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Spectacular sapphire site

Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a trend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795618)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: glittery deer antler volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795622)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: laughsome national doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795641)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: Dead bright boistinker immigrant

We can open it any time we'd like, actually.

It's not actually closed, who would like us to escort you through it?

OK maybe it's closed, which of our international friends wants to help us open it?

OK you better open it up now or else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795652)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: indigo vigorous hell

Lmao, cr

What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughing at him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49796079)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: shivering locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49796543)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: shivering locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49796542)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: Carnelian international law enforcement agency range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795718)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: Carnelian international law enforcement agency range

Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795719)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: demanding pungent stag film

Open the fucken strait brah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795615)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: glittery deer antler volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49796384)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: know-it-all casino regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49797930)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: godawful bateful dragon bawdyhouse

crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that "we will open the Strait of Hormuz the day that Trump praises Allah!" and Trump is trolling them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795664)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: crimson school cafeteria voyeur

Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in honor of Trump's peace making. The island will be renamed Epstein island

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795721)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: Dead bright boistinker immigrant

On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so they won't expose me a kiddy rapist. Allahu Akbar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795730)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: indigo vigorous hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49796080)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: cordovan water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49798055)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: Adventurous toaster mediation

Pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49796904)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: know-it-all casino regret

Is this related?

https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941683937580?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49797966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: crimson school cafeteria voyeur

Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49812165)