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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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Light shitlib
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
Big-titted Sienna Locus Quadroon
  08/28/25
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Light shitlib
  08/28/25
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Judgmental headpube indian lodge
  08/28/25
that's it?
overrated buff parlour cuckoldry
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
Light shitlib
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
heady business firm useless brakes
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
overrated buff parlour cuckoldry
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
Red telephone
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
At-the-ready Travel Guidebook Toaster
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
Red telephone
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
At-the-ready Travel Guidebook Toaster
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
Red telephone
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
At-the-ready Travel Guidebook Toaster
  09/12/25
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  10/28/25
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lfo
  11/27/25
Haha wow
Galvanic well-lubricated cruise ship deer antler
  08/28/25
Happy?
cyan trust fund
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
Galvanic well-lubricated cruise ship deer antler
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
Red telephone
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
Judgmental headpube indian lodge
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
Red telephone
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
Judgmental headpube indian lodge
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
ruby irradiated hospital marketing idea
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
Federal stead
  08/28/25
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beady-eyed brethren
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
Shimmering self-centered space
  08/29/25
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Excitant navy theatre
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
pea-brained half-breed kitty cat
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
emerald concupiscible indirect expression address
  08/29/25
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beady-eyed brethren
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
Violent Chapel
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
emerald concupiscible indirect expression address
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
At-the-ready Travel Guidebook Toaster
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
Sapphire motley church building son of senegal
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
Red telephone
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
Galvanic well-lubricated cruise ship deer antler
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
pea-brained half-breed kitty cat
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
Red telephone
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
godawful fragrant voyeur ceo
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
Cream naked nowag locale
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
Galvanic well-lubricated cruise ship deer antler
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
Judgmental headpube indian lodge
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
Red telephone
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
emerald concupiscible indirect expression address
  09/01/25
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Red telephone
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
emerald concupiscible indirect expression address
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
Red telephone
  09/01/25
Lolololol
cyan trust fund
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
Galvanic well-lubricated cruise ship deer antler
  09/01/25
?
At-the-ready Travel Guidebook Toaster
  09/12/25
?
lfo
  11/27/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
flesh becky private investor
  09/01/25
Fuck you
Galvanic well-lubricated cruise ship deer antler
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
Red telephone
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
At-the-ready Travel Guidebook Toaster
  09/12/25
Yes
Red telephone
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
At-the-ready Travel Guidebook Toaster
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
At-the-ready Travel Guidebook Toaster
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
Light shitlib
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Light shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Big-titted Sienna Locus Quadroon

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Light shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219934)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Judgmental headpube indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: overrated buff parlour cuckoldry

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Light shitlib

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: heady business firm useless brakes

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: overrated buff parlour cuckoldry

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Red telephone

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: At-the-ready Travel Guidebook Toaster

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Red telephone

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: At-the-ready Travel Guidebook Toaster

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Red telephone

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: At-the-ready Travel Guidebook Toaster

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: At-the-ready Travel Guidebook Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49381541)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49466781)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: Galvanic well-lubricated cruise ship deer antler

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: cyan trust fund

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Galvanic well-lubricated cruise ship deer antler

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Red telephone

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Judgmental headpube indian lodge

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Red telephone

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Judgmental headpube indian lodge

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: ruby irradiated hospital marketing idea

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Federal stead

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: beady-eyed brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Shimmering self-centered space

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Excitant navy theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: pea-brained half-breed kitty cat

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: emerald concupiscible indirect expression address

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: beady-eyed brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: Violent Chapel

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: emerald concupiscible indirect expression address

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: At-the-ready Travel Guidebook Toaster

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: Sapphire motley church building son of senegal

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Red telephone

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Galvanic well-lubricated cruise ship deer antler

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: pea-brained half-breed kitty cat

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Red telephone

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: godawful fragrant voyeur ceo

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Cream naked nowag locale

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: Galvanic well-lubricated cruise ship deer antler

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Judgmental headpube indian lodge

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Red telephone

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: emerald concupiscible indirect expression address

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Red telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: emerald concupiscible indirect expression address

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Red telephone

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: cyan trust fund

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Galvanic well-lubricated cruise ship deer antler

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: At-the-ready Travel Guidebook Toaster

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259310)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: lfo

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49466782)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: flesh becky private investor

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Galvanic well-lubricated cruise ship deer antler

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Red telephone

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: At-the-ready Travel Guidebook Toaster

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Red telephone

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: At-the-ready Travel Guidebook Toaster

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: At-the-ready Travel Guidebook Toaster

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Light shitlib

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259839)