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Fucked up weird Dwight Howard story itt

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his O...
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Anthony Bourdain all over again
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What’s going on ITT?
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XO is incredible!
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Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.
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Explain plz
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Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March...
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q did this
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evidence that this was not edited plz.
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It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and ...
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I believe
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If he edited it then his email tag would update Don&rsquo...
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look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change
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180
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Date: March 23rd, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: amber shrine keepsake machete

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his Olympic run i went to a really shitty movie like zohan or love guru and we ended up walking out 20 min in it was so utter shite

We walked by the concession stand and here was his HUGE black guy who had the exact frame as Dwight Howard mostly from shoulders in line getting snacks

Again this is July 4th

Place is pretty barren for a matinee feature

Anyway the black dude is wearing a fucking long white haired witches Wig and regular clothes

What’s even more fucked up is there’s this huge black guy with like 2 high school kids one girl and one guy both white

We pass them I look at me buddy and we’re like “is that fucking Dwight Howard?!”

So I walk up to him towards the concession stand and I’m like there’s no way this is Dwight Howard in a matinee with two young white dork kids wearing a fucking white witches wig

As I approach the white kids have been talking to him the whole time and one sees me out of corner of his eye, Black Guy still looking forward

I get about 3 feet behind him and almost on cue he turns around smiling and scream, “BOO!” with a fucking salt and pepper witches wig coming down to his shoulders. We all start laughing our asses off and we’re like we’re huge fans looking forward to Olympics what the fuck are you doing way out here in city that has no NBA team - he was super chill and we told him the movie we walked out of they we’re gonna see was a pile of heaping shit and left



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Date: November 27th, 2023 6:40 PM
Author: unholy vivacious ticket booth skinny woman



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:08 AM
Author: amber shrine keepsake machete

Lol wow holy shit

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: big coral national

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: Naked roast beef university



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 AM
Author: Internet-worthy lay gunner



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Date: November 25th, 2018 6:53 AM
Author: Overrated balding organic girlfriend

Ho lee fuk

Once again, xo ahead of the game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37296525)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: amber shrine keepsake machete



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: Aquamarine motley elastic band kitty cat

Anthony Bourdain all over again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37296755)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: big coral national

we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37296760)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: thriller insane state kitty

RIP Charlie TP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37296764)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 PM
Author: amber shrine keepsake machete



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: odious striped hyena



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: aqua friendly grandma

+ mance rayder calling every trump scotus nom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299555)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: sinister locus

What’s going on ITT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37296787)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:37 AM
Author: Ruddy Cocky Puppy Turdskin

XO is incredible!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37296794)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:56 AM
Author: amber shrine keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37296861)



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Date: October 24th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: abnormal hunting ground



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: Ruddy Cocky Puppy Turdskin

Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299278)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: provocative cruise ship voyeur

Explain plz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299381)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: shimmering misunderstood wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299441)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: Ruddy Cocky Puppy Turdskin

Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March and now he is well known as a tranny fan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299780)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: amber shrine keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37305554)



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: amber shrine keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#46979042)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: At-the-ready station

I really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299292)



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: amber shrine keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37984652)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: vengeful hyperventilating church antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299365)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: Lilac theater incel

q did this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299391)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:55 PM
Author: multi-colored yapping nibblets

evidence that this was not edited plz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299430)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Ruddy Cocky Puppy Turdskin

It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and getting confused.

Question for Feral is whether this is NOT FLAME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299443)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:44 PM
Author: amber shrine keepsake machete

100% not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299742)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: Ruddy Cocky Puppy Turdskin

I believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299784)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: vengeful hyperventilating church antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299852)



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Date: April 13th, 2019 6:37 PM
Author: Lilac theater incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#38084240)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: shimmering misunderstood wrinkle

If he edited it then his email tag would update

Don’t really get what this story says though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299445)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: aqua friendly grandma

look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299553)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: Ruddy Cocky Puppy Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299638)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:42 PM
Author: fishy massive background story

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299728)



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: amber shrine keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37984646)



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:48 PM
Author: Pearl razzle goyim

Glad you didn’t killself friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37984795)



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:49 PM
Author: amber shrine keepsake machete

ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37984801)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:00 PM
Author: Dead mahogany location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37995291)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:01 PM
Author: amber shrine keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37995299)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:11 AM
Author: amber shrine keepsake machete



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:21 AM
Author: galvanic wagecucks institution

Lmao 180.

Why was he getting concessions after seeing the movie. Weird guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#38508641)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:32 AM
Author: bat shit crazy milk stage

Can you post this on the nba subreddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#38508668)



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:49 PM
Author: amber shrine keepsake machete



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Date: December 20th, 2019 7:20 PM
Author: amber shrine keepsake machete



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: amber shrine keepsake machete

One of the best Ricky stories ever told

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#46979039)



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:53 PM
Author: Magenta Aromatic Lodge



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: amber shrine keepsake machete



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Date: October 25th, 2023 2:23 AM
Author: gay people who are hurt office



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Date: October 25th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: amber shrine keepsake machete



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:10 PM
Author: amber shrine keepsake machete



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: sienna giraffe

COT DAMN. XO in the know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#46982518)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:03 PM
Author: thriller insane state kitty



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: Ruby Hilarious Indirect Expression Abode



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:12 PM
Author: Cyan Misanthropic Point Boistinker

which of the white kids was kitty?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#46982527)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 10:00 PM
Author: fishy massive background story



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Date: October 21st, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Noach



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Date: October 21st, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: potluck



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