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Wife got me an awesome watch but won't let me open until my birthday.

My birthday isn't for another week. The watch arrived and sh...
histrionic chapel striped hyena
  11/17/23
Is she retarded?
cyan cumskin
  11/17/23
feels like it
histrionic chapel striped hyena
  11/17/23
Are you one of the autistic watch bros? Or one of the insecu...
cyan cumskin
  11/17/23
¿Por qué no los dos?
Vibrant Ebony Bawdyhouse
  11/17/23
You have to go back.
cyan cumskin
  11/17/23
She's really an annoying poster.
histrionic chapel striped hyena
  11/17/23
One day I hope my poasts are as annoying as yours
Vibrant Ebony Bawdyhouse
  11/17/23
you're like a mosquito.
histrionic chapel striped hyena
  11/17/23
I don't own a single nice watch so I wanted one. It'll prob ...
histrionic chapel striped hyena
  11/17/23
...
razzmatazz internet-worthy hell
  11/17/23
...
histrionic chapel striped hyena
  11/17/23
OUT the watch
rough-skinned provocative church sweet tailpipe
  11/17/23
https://www.gnomonwatches.com/products/prospex-alpinist-gmt-...
histrionic chapel striped hyena
  11/17/23
Somehow simultaneously shrewd and prole
Vibrant Ebony Bawdyhouse
  11/17/23
...
Gobble Gobble da gook
  11/23/25
Not bad, man - very sensible and can dress it up or down. ...
Mind-boggling balding reading party friendly grandma
  11/17/23
ty. yeah the strap is supposed to be trash. what would you s...
histrionic chapel striped hyena
  11/17/23
I think this looks great for casual wear: https://www.reddit...
Mind-boggling balding reading party friendly grandma
  11/17/23
ty
histrionic chapel striped hyena
  11/17/23
cr pick
passionate address weed whacker
  11/17/23
ty
histrionic chapel striped hyena
  11/17/23
tcw
unholy abnormal codepig
  11/17/23
Ty
histrionic chapel striped hyena
  11/17/23
Your wife is 180 for doing this
Very Tactful High-end Persian
  11/17/23
I kind of hope she called an audible and got you something &...
passionate address weed whacker
  11/17/23
She was already annoyed that the one I asked for was $1,000....
histrionic chapel striped hyena
  11/17/23
Is your HHI shtetl-tier or what
Vibrant Ebony Bawdyhouse
  11/17/23
i have 4 children.
histrionic chapel striped hyena
  11/17/23
Answer the question, Seth
Vibrant Ebony Bawdyhouse
  11/17/23
yeah, we're poor.
histrionic chapel striped hyena
  11/17/23
Well, take good care of the watch and it'll amortize quite n...
Vibrant Ebony Bawdyhouse
  11/17/23
She’s doing the right thing. Ideally you wouldn’...
Mind-boggling balding reading party friendly grandma
  11/17/23
i searched her closet and called her a bitch.
histrionic chapel striped hyena
  11/17/23
Basement? My mom used to hide our gifts in the basement - bu...
Mind-boggling balding reading party friendly grandma
  11/17/23
yeah the basement is too big for me to thoroughly search.
histrionic chapel striped hyena
  11/17/23
Why is FizzKidd attacking the snoot so much in here?
Arousing Library
  11/17/23
it's every thread. she follows me around and tries to bother...
histrionic chapel striped hyena
  11/17/23
It’s really weird and psychotic behavior. I don’...
Arousing Library
  11/17/23
she's just clout chasing. i'm a big fish and she's trying to...
histrionic chapel striped hyena
  11/17/23
Yeah I’ll say you’re a big fish alright, maybe w...
Arousing Library
  11/17/23
It's more like you're a washed-up Klitschko and I am The Asi...
Vibrant Ebony Bawdyhouse
  11/17/23
are you siegfried?
histrionic chapel striped hyena
  11/17/23
No clue who that is, so probably not
Vibrant Ebony Bawdyhouse
  11/17/23
annoying asian fem poster from years ago.
histrionic chapel striped hyena
  11/17/23
Nope, FizzKidd is my first moniker
Vibrant Ebony Bawdyhouse
  11/17/23
new poster, first day.
histrionic chapel striped hyena
  11/17/23
NPB suddenly aiming for XO diplomat of the year
Misunderstood goyim international law enforcement agency
  11/17/23
I smell blood in the water I said something nice and sentim...
Vibrant Ebony Bawdyhouse
  11/17/23
You need a spanking and a husband. I will help with 1 of 2.
Mind-boggling balding reading party friendly grandma
  11/17/23
*pepper sprays u in a cute way*
Vibrant Ebony Bawdyhouse
  11/17/23
*likes it*
Mind-boggling balding reading party friendly grandma
  11/17/23
*wssshhhh*
Vibrant Ebony Bawdyhouse
  11/17/23
Now willing to help you with 2 of 2.
Mind-boggling balding reading party friendly grandma
  11/17/23
what are you 5? It is a birthday present and you will recei...
Cerise circlehead dragon
  11/17/23
FizzKidd stfu jfc
Walnut wrinkle
  11/17/23
cr
histrionic chapel striped hyena
  11/17/23
Please direct complaints towards OP. I'm just participating ...
Vibrant Ebony Bawdyhouse
  11/17/23
I'm just going to throw the watch away when she gives it to ...
histrionic chapel striped hyena
  11/18/23
...
Vibrant Ebony Bawdyhouse
  11/18/23
...
turkey
  11/23/25
Take your meds
https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK
  11/23/25


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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: histrionic chapel striped hyena

My birthday isn't for another week. The watch arrived and she won't even let me open the box and look at it. Is she wrong for doing this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067295)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:25 PM
Author: cyan cumskin

Is she retarded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067306)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:32 PM
Author: histrionic chapel striped hyena

feels like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067331)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:54 PM
Author: cyan cumskin

Are you one of the autistic watch bros? Or one of the insecure / compensating watch bros?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067410)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:55 PM
Author: Vibrant Ebony Bawdyhouse

¿Por qué no los dos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067412)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:14 PM
Author: cyan cumskin

You have to go back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067458)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: histrionic chapel striped hyena

She's really an annoying poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067486)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:23 PM
Author: Vibrant Ebony Bawdyhouse

One day I hope my poasts are as annoying as yours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067491)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:36 PM
Author: histrionic chapel striped hyena

you're like a mosquito.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067540)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:20 PM
Author: histrionic chapel striped hyena

I don't own a single nice watch so I wanted one. It'll prob be my only one. It's not particularly expensive either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067469)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:32 PM
Author: razzmatazz internet-worthy hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067335)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:51 PM
Author: histrionic chapel striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067402)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:52 PM
Author: rough-skinned provocative church sweet tailpipe

OUT the watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067404)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: histrionic chapel striped hyena

https://www.gnomonwatches.com/products/prospex-alpinist-gmt-green-ref-sbej005

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067478)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:26 PM
Author: Vibrant Ebony Bawdyhouse

Somehow simultaneously shrewd and prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067495)



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Date: November 23rd, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Gobble Gobble da gook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#49454125)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:40 PM
Author: Mind-boggling balding reading party friendly grandma

Not bad, man - very sensible and can dress it up or down.

I’d change the strap asap, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067564)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:43 PM
Author: histrionic chapel striped hyena

ty. yeah the strap is supposed to be trash. what would you suggest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067580)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:45 PM
Author: Mind-boggling balding reading party friendly grandma

I think this looks great for casual wear: https://www.reddit.com/r/SeikoAlpinist/comments/175ui9v/the_new_sbej005_arrived_from_japan_today/?rdt=42203

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067588)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: histrionic chapel striped hyena

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067595)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:21 PM
Author: passionate address weed whacker

cr pick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067792)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:46 PM
Author: histrionic chapel striped hyena

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067934)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 5:24 PM
Author: unholy abnormal codepig

tcw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47068376)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 5:50 PM
Author: histrionic chapel striped hyena

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47068452)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:55 PM
Author: Very Tactful High-end Persian

Your wife is 180 for doing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067414)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:12 PM
Author: passionate address weed whacker

I kind of hope she called an audible and got you something "much prettier than the one you asked for" and you end up with something hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067451)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:20 PM
Author: histrionic chapel striped hyena

She was already annoyed that the one I asked for was $1,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067474)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:27 PM
Author: Vibrant Ebony Bawdyhouse

Is your HHI shtetl-tier or what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067499)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:29 PM
Author: histrionic chapel striped hyena

i have 4 children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067517)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:35 PM
Author: Vibrant Ebony Bawdyhouse

Answer the question, Seth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067539)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:36 PM
Author: histrionic chapel striped hyena

yeah, we're poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067543)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:37 PM
Author: Vibrant Ebony Bawdyhouse

Well, take good care of the watch and it'll amortize quite nicely. At least for the lucky first-born and or favorite son

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067548)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:37 PM
Author: Mind-boggling balding reading party friendly grandma

She’s doing the right thing. Ideally you wouldn’t know that she received it and is hiding it in her closet or wherever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067549)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:38 PM
Author: histrionic chapel striped hyena

i searched her closet and called her a bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067554)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:43 PM
Author: Mind-boggling balding reading party friendly grandma

Basement? My mom used to hide our gifts in the basement - buried in boxes, etc.

Very sweet of her to hold it until your birthday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067579)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:47 PM
Author: histrionic chapel striped hyena

yeah the basement is too big for me to thoroughly search.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067598)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:38 PM
Author: Arousing Library

Why is FizzKidd attacking the snoot so much in here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067553)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: histrionic chapel striped hyena

it's every thread. she follows me around and tries to bother me. it's like a friend's annoying kid sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067560)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:41 PM
Author: Arousing Library

It’s really weird and psychotic behavior. I don’t care much for Jews or Ukrainemos or watchmos but there’s not enough poasters here to hold deranged grudges, we gotta be able to interact amicably in other threads not pertaining to the issue at hand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067569)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:43 PM
Author: histrionic chapel striped hyena

she's just clout chasing. i'm a big fish and she's trying to make a name for herself. it's like when shannon briggs used to follow around and harass wlad klitschko.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067578)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: Arousing Library

Yeah I’ll say you’re a big fish alright, maybe when she finishes with you she can move on to the “biggest” fish on the bort - disco fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067582)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: Vibrant Ebony Bawdyhouse

It's more like you're a washed-up Klitschko and I am The Asian Tyson Fury

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067585)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:02 PM
Author: histrionic chapel striped hyena

are you siegfried?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067679)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:06 PM
Author: Vibrant Ebony Bawdyhouse

No clue who that is, so probably not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067714)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:06 PM
Author: histrionic chapel striped hyena

annoying asian fem poster from years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067721)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:09 PM
Author: Vibrant Ebony Bawdyhouse

Nope, FizzKidd is my first moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067735)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:46 PM
Author: histrionic chapel striped hyena

new poster, first day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067938)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:02 PM
Author: Misunderstood goyim international law enforcement agency

NPB suddenly aiming for XO diplomat of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067678)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: Vibrant Ebony Bawdyhouse

I smell blood in the water

I said something nice and sentimental about it being an heirloom... I haven't opened the taps yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067561)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: Mind-boggling balding reading party friendly grandma

You need a spanking and a husband. I will help with 1 of 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067570)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: Vibrant Ebony Bawdyhouse

*pepper sprays u in a cute way*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067581)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:45 PM
Author: Mind-boggling balding reading party friendly grandma

*likes it*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067590)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:49 PM
Author: Vibrant Ebony Bawdyhouse

*wssshhhh*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067609)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:52 PM
Author: Mind-boggling balding reading party friendly grandma

Now willing to help you with 2 of 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067620)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:43 PM
Author: Cerise circlehead dragon

what are you 5? It is a birthday present and you will receive it on your birthday in present form

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067577)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:53 PM
Author: Walnut wrinkle

FizzKidd stfu jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067630)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: histrionic chapel striped hyena

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067634)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Vibrant Ebony Bawdyhouse

Please direct complaints towards OP. I'm just participating in his stupid thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067637)



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Date: November 18th, 2023 7:21 AM
Author: histrionic chapel striped hyena

I'm just going to throw the watch away when she gives it to me.

This is causing me so much stress I'm starting to resent the watch and don't even want it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47070320)



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Date: November 18th, 2023 8:20 AM
Author: Vibrant Ebony Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47070390)



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Date: November 23rd, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: turkey



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#49454338)



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Date: November 23rd, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK


Take your meds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#49454121)