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Date: January 10th, 2022 10:57 PM
Author: Amethyst gay wizard kitchen

pulls up in a black on black Huracan. The window slowly rolls down. "You the lawyer?" His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. Hood shit. "Yeah, I'm the lawyer." Your heart flutters. This is it; your chance to break out beyond the briefs and the oral arguments, the depositions in no name cities and wild goose witness chases. "Get in." The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar. As you regain your orientation, you note the grease stain on the leg of your suitpant courtesy of the afternoon's CLE "tapas talk" on cross-border transactional diligence and data storage regulations. "You got a gun?" He asks nonchalantly, not bothering to look over at you as he mashes down on the accelerator. "Yeah, I came ready" you reply.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43762911)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: galvanic dopamine step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43762952)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:07 PM
Author: Bearded aggressive cuckoldry national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43762961)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:14 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal ruddy casino coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43762999)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:18 PM
Author: Buff Stage Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43763036)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:19 PM
Author: Dead idea he suggested goyim

CLOSING TIME, OPEN ALL THE DOORS

AND LET YOU OUT INTO THE WORLD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43763042)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:20 PM
Author: heady athletic conference pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43763048)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: Lemon Stimulating Range Feces

“ His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. ”

such a nice line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43763135)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: Big Crackhouse Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43763167)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: talented double fault

"The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar."

how he just tosses this shit off with zero effort is beyond me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43764142)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:19 PM
Author: soul-stirring rebellious chapel

"mediated" doesn't really fit, but whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43767508)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: snowy regret

it does, but it should be before pebbles, not after



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#46020130)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:19 PM
Author: Vibrant Carmine Mexican Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43767804)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:44 PM
Author: Ungodly Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43763147)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: Big Crackhouse Alpha

On the radio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELNUK2W0aVs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43763164)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Fishy Yapping Legend Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43764294)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:57 PM
Author: razzmatazz temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43763207)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:58 PM
Author: Glassy nubile incel

Pop smoke is dead

Is this one of those everyone is dead but doesn't know they're dead stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43763214)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:53 AM
Author: Amethyst gay wizard kitchen

This is what brings him back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43764127)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: Bearded aggressive cuckoldry national security agency

He's all about Makin' It Rain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43764129)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: Amethyst gay wizard kitchen

it’s just u & Pop Smoke slowly making ur way from Midtown to Brooklyn & he keeps calling u “Virgil” & is getting stronger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43764141)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: Bearded aggressive cuckoldry national security agency

Client and attorney came together in the forest of billables only to part again on their way to draining into the ocean, like friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43764304)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:27 AM
Author: Big Crackhouse Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43764832)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 3:13 PM
Author: Fishy Yapping Legend Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43766439)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: snowy regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#46020132)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:39 AM
Author: dark abusive lay scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#46020138)



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:16 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#47340539)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#49354865)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43764136)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: green base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43764146)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: talented double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43764147)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Fishy Yapping Legend Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43764292)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: Lemon Stimulating Range Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43764310)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:51 AM
Author: Canary tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43764318)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:48 AM
Author: Primrose Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43764950)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:17 PM
Author: lime excitant famous landscape painting dingle berry

why would a litigator go to a transactional cle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43766894)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:49 PM
Author: curious awkward point corn cake

Pop Smoke asks you, a 5'9 nebbish jew from Bronxville and former James Kent scholar, if "is u a ride or die nigga?"

"I am, Woo."

"Dat's what i thot nigga," Pop mumbled. Your bald spot starts sweating profusely as you wait for further instructions.

"Now, prove it slime. Spray all dem Kirk & Sullivan niggas up!" yelled Woo as he hands you a loaded 9mm with an etched out serial number. Pop rolls down the tinted power window on your side and your eyes lock on a middle-aged of counsel walking out, you could barely make out his yarmulke at night. You struggle to squeeze the trigger but when you finally do, the recoil of the gun damages Pop's sunroof.

"You gon' make up for dat, bitch ass nigga," Woo said matter-of-factly as he unbuckled his trousers, unleashing his 9 in. fuck stick that was already glistening with precum.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43767018)



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:54 PM
Author: Tripping Toaster Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#46697752)



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:58 PM
Author: beady-eyed khaki knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#46697780)



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:18 PM
Author: Racy reading party

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#47340548)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Alabama Bangs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#49354905)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:53 PM
Author: vivacious angry house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43767034)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: Lemon Stimulating Range Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43767498)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:20 PM
Author: Vibrant Carmine Mexican Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43767815)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:37 PM
Author: french tanning salon faggot firefighter

*dreams of a midlevel litigation associate*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43767925)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 9:58 PM
Author: Fishy Yapping Legend Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43853655)



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Date: January 6th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#45749292)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:34 AM
Author: Amethyst gay wizard kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#46020116)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: dark abusive lay scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#46020135)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 1:36 PM
Author: Supple mother elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#46020758)



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Date: August 16th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: Supple mother elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#46677536)



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Date: August 16th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: snowy regret

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#46677542)



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:55 PM
Author: Primrose Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#46697754)



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#47340535)



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Date: May 15th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: gold preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#47665686)



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Author: Supple mother elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#48054548)



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Date: September 5th, 2024 9:43 PM
Author: Vibrant Carmine Mexican Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#48054558)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 8:16 PM
Author: gold preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#48700258)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#49013181)



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Author: gold preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#49244189)



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Author: ruinous phenotype



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#49354843)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Gaynigger from Outer Space

11pm? ljl get back in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#49354846)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#49354866)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person

Everybody needs a lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#49354908)